Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish

[uhhhhhhcanwejust]

1. in that weird photo on her couch, it's so awkward how she's sitting on the blanket - like when you put a blanket down for a messy pet. The ad also made ZERO sense because... SHE FORGOT TO PUT THE PRODUCT IN IT! Lol x forever + infinity
2. her hair I was ok with for a while but she wore that polka dot dress in an engagement era dress with Joe and I remember she had really massive and pretty brown hair. The blonde is unflattering.
3. Forky seems so tacky and tragic. He looks weird and his style is really outdated and he just seems all around gross.

 

[lilamay]

1. in that weird photo on her couch, it's so awkward how she's sitting on the blanket - like when you put a blanket down for a messy pet. The ad also made ZERO sense because... SHE FORGOT TO PUT THE PRODUCT IN IT! Lol x forever + infinity
2. her hair I was ok with for a while but she wore that polka dot dress in an engagement era dress with Joe and I remember she had really massive and pretty brown hair. The blonde is unflattering.
3. Forky seems so tacky and tragic. He looks weird and his style is really outdated and he just seems all around gross.

Lol I think Sky gave all influenzas the same brief... to compare a few:









Dimbobs looked the least comfy, most posey of all!

 

[sitkx]

Lol I think Sky gave all influenzas the same brief... to compare a few:









Dimbobs looked the least comfy, most posey of all!

Oh God; seeing them side by side is next level of cringe…how are they not embarrassed to be posting this rit

 

[cookies74]

Niomi sat on her throw on the sofa reminds me of when I'm on a heavy period and I'm worried I'll bleed on whatever I'm sat on.

 

[milanolo]

So it looks like Forky bought his new Cotswolds property with his brother.
How long until NimNims hangs up her spice rack and makes passive aggressive comments about how Forky is a saint for allowing the new "Freddie" to live there?

 

[Ms.Marble]

Lol I think Sky gave all influenzas the same brief... to compare a few:









Dimbobs looked the least comfy, most posey of all!

That's hilarious
They probably sent a team over to take the pictures for all of them and didn't think how ridiculous it would like side by side.

And yet all of them seem more or less appropriately dressed for a night of TV except for Dimby. And, more importantly, they know how a blanket works and don't drape it all over the sofa and under their a.

 

[saks10111]

Is it too early for new thread title suggestions? I’d like to submit:

Niomi Smart #28: Still smarting over Dreamy Joe, giving Facist Forky a go.

Credit to @ILikeToWatch for Facist Forky/Forky the Facist

LOVE this! Would just amend slightly - it’s spelt Fascist, although Facist sounds like a person obsessed with their faces which does fit both of them perfectly haha

 

[AnnaMel]

Lol I think Sky gave all influenzas the same brief... to compare a few:









Dimbobs looked the least comfy, most posey of all!

I would normally think its all staged, but they are content creators not influencers, so it is celarly only a coincidence.

 

[meowmeowmeow3030!!]

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So it looks like Forky bought his new Cotswolds property with his brother.
How long until NimNims hangs up her spice rack and makes passive aggressive comments about how Forky is a saint for allowing the new "Freddie" to live there?

Lol hangs up spice rack gold

 

[lilamay]

It's been very amusing looking through all the different influencers' content creators' interpretations of the brief

Alfie Deyes... 'The lights are on but no-one's home. Ft. a dirty trainer sole.'



I did find one to rival Dimbobs. Because this is totally the sort of outfit you wear when you're chilling out watching TV at home right?

 

[CheshireLove]

So do they just get paid to talk about the new Sky TV or are they actually being given a TV too?

 

[Hannah Banana]

LOVE this! Would just amend slightly - it’s spelt Fascist, although Facist sounds like a person obsessed with their faces which does fit both of them perfectly haha

Whoops! Mods, if this ends up being the chosen title, please fix my embarrassing spelling error. Although, ‘Facist’ is indeed accurate for both of ‘em too

 

[Ms.Marble]

Whoops! Mods, if this ends up being the chosen title, please fix my embarrassing spelling error. Although, ‘Facist’ is indeed accurate for both of ‘em too

If we were to go with this, I think it's noteworthy to also point out that the fact that people use SS to refer to Smart Skin fits with the theme
Always startles me when I see it

 

[Hannah Banana]

If we were to go with this, I think it's noteworthy to also point out that the fact that people use SS to refer to Smart Skin fits with the theme
Always startles me when I see it

Oooooof! Good point!

How far Niomi has fallen, that we’re having this discussion around her, and it’s on topic. I low-key miss Marathon-era Niomi. She was bloody annoying but still somehow somewhat likeable (at least to me). Not like now, there is very little to redeem her.

 

[Lionsden]

LOVE this! Would just amend slightly - it’s spelt Fascist, although Facist sounds like a person obsessed with their faces which does fit both of them perfectly haha

I actually thought it was misspelled on purpose because fascist might trigger some kind of censoring.

 

[Sheabutter]

Omg the side by sides I love how Sky was like “Yes. We know that taking photos of yourself is what you do for a living… We are sending our own crew out!”

 

[Lionsden]

I wonder what kind of house warming gift Niomi will give Bradley. Will he throw a desperate party too?

She should give him that nasty mirror hanging over her couch!

 

[EGuyUK]

So do they just get paid to talk about the new Sky TV or are they actually being given a TV too?

They'll get a TV too. So funny how Niomi talks about it being carbon neutral - just like all of her flights abroad this year

 

[lilamay]

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So it looks like Forky bought his new Cotswolds property with his brother.
How long until NimNims hangs up her spice rack and makes passive aggressive comments about how Forky is a saint for allowing the new "Freddie" to live there?

Remember when she moved in to Joe's flat and straight away started rearranging the place to her taste. Freddie's record player literally disappeared.

The shelves when she moved in:

After her 'rearranging':

It did make me laugh when I saw a listing photo of Forky's cottage when I spied a banana holder in the kitchen.

He's also said in his stories he'd consider buying another place in Majorca

 

[username123!]

Niomi sat on her throw on the sofa reminds me of when I'm on a heavy period and I'm worried I'll bleed on whatever I'm sat on.

Anyone know where it’s from

So do they just get paid to talk about the new Sky TV or are they actually being given a TV too?

Has anyone actually seen this bloody tv? The way companies use so many ‘influencers’ with the same script all posting at the same time just puts me off