Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish

[slamvs27]

Why is she dressed like an incompetent detective

 

[earlgrey]

She’s so dead inside.

 

[sitkx]

Before the breakup:

After the breakup:

If anyone is going to influence anyone to do anything, it’s definitely the first Niomi. How is this even the same person..

 

[Hannah Banana]

Is it too early for new thread title suggestions? I’d like to submit:

Niomi Smart #28: Still smarting over Dreamy Joe, giving Facist Forky a go.

Credit to @ILikeToWatch for Facist Forky/Forky the Facist

 

[sitkx]

She just morphs into whatever her current boyfriend will like.

With Marcus: goofy ditzy “sweeter than sugar” girl-next-door

With Joe: posh sustainable reserved “holier than thou” fancy self-proclaimed vegan KateMiddletoncarboncopy

With Forky: crazy carefree “don’t label me” constantly-in-bikini “sultry” party girl Anna-lookalike who eats clotted cream and is appalled that you could ever follow her for her eating choices

We love a versatile queen!

Sure, we all go through change over time, but THIS dramatically? Where none of your morals or principles or aspects of personality stick for longer than the relationship you’re in?

 

[LolitaBlah]

When people start saying that Marcus is better than your current fling... you know it's really really bad my dear Dimbobs!

 

[judgejohndeed]

Go off sis

 

[Callan]

Forky after spending a few weeks with Nimbobs

 

[Mr.Mistoffelees]

She was more than happy to label her diet when it got her book deals and sponsors, though. Can't wait until her mediocre, untalented flat ass drifts into social media oblivion.

 

[LolitaBlah]

Just want to say that Niomi should thank Marcus Butler every day and every hour and every second because he. made. her.

Without him being her bf and part of the old UK youtubers band she would never, and I mean NEVER make it to the number of subs she has now, with that empty personality and very questionable (non existent) ethics.

 

[sitkx]

How I imagine Freddy lurking on this thread

 

[sitkx]

Granny T aka Big Tezza needs her own thread and I will be its sole member

 

[lilamay]

I've found the paahhhhfect Halloween costumes for Dimbobs and Forky!

 

[manicdee]

But she has built her following for the past 5+ on her lifestyle which included being plant based? Like many others I bought her book for that specific reason which includes:

I’m not saying she shouldn’t be allowed to change her diet or evolve as a person into whatever the heck she wants to be.. but at least be transparent. Perhaps this is her roundabout way of doing so.

 

[judgejohndeed]

Wow such a cop out. I haven't seen anyone say she shouldn't eat meat again or whatever if that's what she wants - pretending that there's no difference in someone who built a brand around being plant based being transparent with their audience, and people saying she literally shouldn't eat meat or whatever, is very disingenuous. Also, did it make her 'uneasy' when she made a load of money from plant based content and her book? I don't think so. She is trash.

Plus - it doesn't 'define' you but people are entitled to follow whatever content they want to follow. She is not entitled to views and people are allowed to follow her purely because she's plant based in the same way people deliberately seek out accounts relevant to their interests. Is she really shocked that nobody is here for her dire personality and selfies? The entitlement stinks.

 

[Callan]

The welcome card Grand T sent to Niomi & Joe's house when they first moved in together still haunts me.

Omg same!! It was so cray I saved a screenshot lol. His face says it all. Big ole YIKES.

 

[judgejohndeed]

I kinda wish the Instagram blackout had wiped everyone's following because it would be so fascinating to see how many of them bounced back. Also this is kinda boring (well not to me but in general) but I was wondering what the legal position would be if Instagram had a glitch and something like that did happen, because for some of those influencers surely their careers would be lost overnight? They get ads based on their following not their engagement right, so if it didn't bounce back, surely they'd lose a tonne of business?
Just waffling now but I was thinking how fragile a career like that really is. I doubt they could sue a social media platform for loss of earnings, they're not in a contract with them or anything (I assume). If I were an influencer right now I'd be shit scared tbh.

 

[sitkx]

One of the reasons I love Tattle is the nicknames that just somehow stick immediately: Dimbobs, Dettol Daddy, Forky, DJ aka Dreamy Joeeey, Big Tezza, etc etc etc

 

[Hannah Banana]

This comment on her Cornwall post made me laugh (though there is, of course, nothing funny about white nationalism).

Edit: Context for those who are blocked, Niomi is promoting Sky, who is launching/announcing something new, in her latest story, and she asked her followers to guess what it is they’re launching.

 

[Pundertaker]

Oh dear, is she really fucking Forky? I bet he refers to his cock as the Nutribullet, or something. Stumpy, shuddering, and makes lumpy smoothies...