Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish

[Sheabutter]

It will be listening in at all times too!

Her guests are so lucky

 

[Hannah Banana]

Is it too early for new thread title suggestions? I’d like to submit:

Niomi Smart #28: Still smarting over Dreamy Joe, giving Facist Forky a go.

Credit to @ILikeToWatch for Facist Forky/Forky the Facist

 

[Callan]

The pictures she posts for her stupid Ads are ridiculous, she's not doing a damn thing, just posing and that's for all the stuff she sells. She's an epic legend in her own mind.

 

[emm]

Ah yes Niomi, I too love to sit side saddle on my sofa, exposing some thigh, totally clenched, sucking in for dear life. She's such a natural model isn't she?

I dont get why sky would approve this as an ad, I assume by glancing at it that it was ad ad for what she is wearing, makes 0 sense

 

[Coldfeet]

Still can't spell or proofread

 

[earlgrey]

Why do her feet always look the length of her calf

 

[Coldfeet]

Why do her feet always look the length of her calf

Well, she's a DIGITAL content creator- needs big feet for her important work!!

 

[Pundertaker]

Is it too early for new thread title suggestions? I’d like to submit:

Niomi Smart #28: Still smarting over Dreamy Joe, giving Facist Forky a go.

Credit to @ILikeToWatch for Facist Forky/Forky the Facist

This is superb

 

[Sheabutter]

OT: I can’t believe the product is called Sky Glass, it’s awfully close to spyglass

 

[palmer]

SS also keeps pushing the Cosmos registered products line, but a year down the line they are yet to make it onto the official database?!

Wait really? Someone should contact cosmos to verify. They can’t get away with using it for good rep if they haven’t gone through the proper process!

So to follow up on this. I looked up Smug Skin in their database and did get some results, BUT it turns out only two of their products are certified (the cleanser and the oil). Not the mask, not the moisturizer, not the serum nor the toner. So you can hardly claim that the "brand" itself is COSMOS certified.

 

[Mrs.Scamander]

So to follow up on this. I looked up Smug Skin in their database and did get some results, BUT it turns out only two of their products are certified (the cleanser and the oil). Not the mask, not the moisturizer, not the serum nor the toner. So you can hardly claim that the "brand" itself is COSMOS certified.

Omg the irony. "Smug Skin is a COSMOS Certified brand... It's being honest about who you are."

 

[Coldfeet]

OT: I can’t believe the product is called Sky Glass, it’s awfully close to spyglass

Better than 'SMART SKY'

 

[imsorryabtthisacct]

She wears this exact outfit every time she wants to look edgy lolll

 

[Discolights]

Seems like Forky has moved into my town I’ll keep you updated if I spot him sitting on any cars. Can’t believe she let Joey go, always thought he was a bit dreamy!

 

[sitkx]

Is it too early for new thread title suggestions? I’d like to submit:

Niomi Smart #28: Still smarting over Dreamy Joe, giving Facist Forky a go.

Credit to @ILikeToWatch for Facist Forky/Forky the Facist

that title is *chef’s kiss*

 

[Ramster93]

She was superficially happy back then but actually happy, hilarious to see her fall - it's gotten us all through COVID, hasn't it?



Trying to not be Dim but she is:

 

[judgejohndeed]

‘Last minute purchase’ very sustainable after she also bought the leopard print dress the other week she seems to only wear clothes once..

 

[Ramster93]

That was her learning that an EDP had more fragrance than an EDT... what a great "Beauty Guru"

‘Last minute purchase’ very sustainable after she also bought the leopard print dress the other week she seems to only wear clothes once..

I was thinking the same!

 

[Coldfeet]

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She wears this exact outfit every time she wants to look edgy lolll

Looks like a serviette!!

 

[imsorryabtthisacct]

Looks like a serviette!!

Brace yourselves for these sunnies