Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish
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I really hate it when a big company/brand uses several influencers at once like that, I actually have a contract with Sky coming to an end and I would think twice about renewing it being bombarded with ads across the board. I wonder whether they actually collect any data on whether these ads have the impact they want, or any impact at all. I also don't see how Sky fits in with Niomi's 'brand' at all unless her brand is now 'get as much money as possible regardless whatever old crap it is I have to promote.' She is a real parody of herself at this point.
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I take blame for original error, I blame late night typing after catching up on whole thread!Whoops! Mods, if this ends up being the chosen title, please fix my embarrassing spelling error. Although, ‘Facist’ is indeed accurate for both of ‘em too
If that word is too controversial, which it probs is (I was being a little tongue in cheek) can I humbly submit:
Joey had dreamy hair, Forky voted Lozza for London Mayor
This is such a good point.
Well done Dimbobs, encouraging more unnecessary landfill and profiting off it.
Well done Dimbobs, encouraging more unnecessary landfill and profiting off it.
If ‘fascist’ is too controversial, I’ll submit this edit:Is it too early for new thread title suggestions?I’d like to submit:
Niomi Smart #28: Still smarting over Dreamy Joe, giving Facist Forky a go.
Niomi Smart #28: Still smarting over Dreamy Joe, giving F***boy Forky a go.
Still a bit rude, but not as insensitive
Haven’t watched Niomi for ages, but just caught up on the new house vlogs, couldn’t help but think how ill she looks and would describe the video as a hot mess! Guess all that yoga, meditation and vegan lifestyle is taking its toll, she seems miserable!
what happened with her and Joe. I wondered how he put up with her to be honest.
also found the new house a bit strange and disappointing perhaps she should of moved a bit closer to her family as she probably needs some support
what happened with her and Joe. I wondered how he put up with her to be honest.
also found the new house a bit strange and disappointing perhaps she should of moved a bit closer to her family as she probably needs some support
Nah. After her Dubai lie fiasco, she lost ALL credibility with LOADS of once loyal followers.
Remember how Niomi swore she was best friends with Freddie because they went Christmas tree shopping together?
Does this mean Niomi is NOT his type? 
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He definitely asked himself this Q - he's so icky and sweaty and pubey - don't ask why, he just is!! Haha.Does this mean Niomi is NOT his type?
Wow such diversity at the Sludge Skin party. I really hate how the brand used the muses. It was so disingenuous.
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Oh no! I missed that. Ok, I take it back!
I was going to suggest that at least they're all different shades of blonde, but then I realized not even that.
Tell me you’re looking for a Tory without telling me you’re looking for a Tory.Does this mean Niomi is NOT his type?
Patrick Bateman vibes.
Something about the photos with Joe and Freddie made me incredibly embarrassed for her. Like not only did she move in there and rearrange the whole place under the guise of living there for at least 2 years, she thought she was so secure in her position she was putting up photos of herself and Joe and herself and Freddie together. And all the while Freddie was likely counselling Joe on how to end things. I would just feel like the biggest fool if that had happened to me. I just imagine her in a daze putting up these photos thinking they're one big happy family and Freddie and Joe going about the apartment giving her dagger eyesRemember when she moved in to Joe's flat and straight away started rearranging the place to her taste. Freddie's record player literally disappeared.
The shelves when she moved in:
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After her 'rearranging':
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It did make me laugh when I saw a listing photo of Forky's cottage when I spied a banana holder in the kitchen.
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He's also said in his stories he'd consider buying another place in Majorca
I think due to the dynamics of her family (no father, no adult siblings, incredibly vain and shallow matriarch) and the fact that she drops her friends whenever she gets a man, she has no clue what true intimacy is, platonic or romantic. So she has no idea how to have a deep connection or recognize when one is missing. Fair enough to Joe for ending things if it didn't feel right to him, but I can definitely see how Niomi made a descent into the crazy. It was like her bubble of delusion popped. A better person would have had this stuff dealt with by now though. She's over a year on and acting worse than ever. Once again I implore her to seek therapy and figure out her issues with food and men for all of our sakesI still don’t get how she was ‘blindsided’ moving into the brother’s flat for 2 years. Wouldn’t everyone else find that alarming. Also, the shelf thing is so imposing it makes me squirm even now.
I genuinely think she doesn't have much going on upstairs. And she was so desperate to keep *~Dreamy Joey~* she'd do whatever she had to
“Try the Golden Jelly Cleanser! It’s delicious!” Er, is this person sure that she’s using the product correctly?
Blondebobs of a feather, flock together.Dimbobs is the sort of person they label soaps as non-edible items for.“Try the Golden Jelly Cleanser! It’s delicious!” Er, is this person sure that she’s using the product correctly?
I would say Niomi knows what she wants, money and an easy life at whatever cost to her (non existent) integrityDoes this mean Niomi is NOT his type?
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