Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish

[Nitfey]

His face always looks dirty and his expression is that of holding a fart in until someone pays him for it.

....or sexy face pose = smell the fart pose
Oh My lord, he is so not my type, I cringe so much!! He looks like the Crinch on this photo! "Heeeeyyy ladies I will steal your panties, wanna touch my muscles wanna do some "training" with me"....ugh vomit.

The stupidity from both of them maaaan...him tagging her as the car highlighting her being dumb not knowing where they are
A couple of morons "influencers".

 

[lilamay]

He is not attractive. He just isn't. Just because he's a PT and in good shape it doesn't make him good looking.

Bradley got nothing on Dreamy Joe.

And to be honest he's got nothing on Marcus either. That's Marcus now I mean, who is not as attractive as he used to be. Marcus was cuter before he got super healthy and ripped, he was much better looking with his dimples, rosy cheeks and big Marky Butt Butt.

Talking about Marcus, he was in the Cotswolds recently. Wonder if Niomi still looks at his instagram.

I like the fact that he and Stef didn't do tons of posey, half-naked photos together. I feel like a lot of their photos are just pretty genuine. They are a much classier couple than Dimbobs and Bradley, although that's not exactly difficult! Wonder if they'll get engaged soon - they have been together over 5 years now.

 

[milanolo]

I'm still firmly in the camp of they're not boinking and this is all just a pathetic ploy for more attention. He's made it super clear that they're just mates and he blatantly showed screenshots of how his engagement jumped after that first pic with Dimbo. Honestly, Bradley "Blue Steel" Simmonds looks like he'd rather go for a girl like Anna over someone like Dimbo. As much as Dimbo tries to SWF Anna, any guy would be able to make out that it's all a sham within 5 minutes of being in the same room as her.

Lol I imagine their conversation rotated through just three topics during their 5 hour car ride:

1. Dimbo + Forky genius for making people believe they're dating.
2. Dimbo flips hair and pouts. Forky does Blue Steel smolder. Take picture. Repeat.
3. Wow. Gifted car goes vroom vroom.

 

[ciramhn]

Look at “Clients” in his saved stories

 

[mg95]

Look at “Clients” in his saved stories

Caroline Flack, Lucy Watson and Niomi in her Kate Middleton wannabe era. Quite a mix. He's a real leech. It's odd that he knew her back then when she was prim and proper Niomi and engaged to Joe. It would be so bizarre as a person who knows her and has known her for years to witness the descent into a sad and desperate scarecrow. I'm sure Bradley finds her "hotter" now, but more so weird and concerning to her close family and friends. Though, maybe this really is true to form Niomi. Just look at her bestie Charlotte, and the old unearthed photos of Niomi's party girl days from Uni... Big Tezza 2.0 in the making.

 

[Cami.v]

Maybe it is just me but songs choices in their stories seems at least interesting
like.."just one look at you and I know it´s gonna be a lovely day" and here is Bradley in the shot..or when she is wating in parking "you know how I feel"

So I really don´t know, but I feel like it is naive to think that they were just sitting on sofa and then went to different bedrooms.
But maybe we won´t ever find out what really happened

 

[Moreactionplease]

Maybe it is just me but songs choices in their stories seems at least interesting
like.."just one look at you and I know it´s gonna be a lovely day" and here is Bradley in the shot..or when she is wating in parking "you know how I feel"

So I really don´t know, but I feel like it is naive to think that they were just sitting on sofa and then went to different bedrooms.
But maybe we won´t ever find out what really happened

Of course we will find out this is the new Niomi, she will share too much and won’t even notice.

She‘s always been so desperate to show him on IG, I doubt she even likes him. In a weird way they are pahhfect for each other - both vain and dim, using each other to gain exposure.. I hope they have a mirror next to the bed, he looks like he has to stare at his own eyes during sex

 

[Nitfey]

Of course we will find out this is the new Niomi, she will share too much and won’t even notice.

She‘s always been so desperate to show him on IG, I doubt she even likes him. In a weird way they are pahhfect for each other - both vain and dim, using each other to gain exposure.. I hope they have a mirror next to the bed, he looks like he has to stare at his own eyes during sex

Eeeew

 

[uhhhhhhcanwejust]

IMAGINE BUYING A NEW HOME - A HOME - IN LON-DON WHICH AIN'T CHEAP AND THEN.... WITHIN WEEKS YOU ARE GOING TO GREECE AND THE COUNTRYSIDE. Most people move in somewhere and not only WANT to be there, they CAN'T AFFORD TO LEAVE.

This insane idiot, my god she is so out of touch. I truly hope she's somehow lost all her money and is living over extended on credit. What a waste of space she is. I wish her nothing but more Bradley time, he truly has the look of someone who will not be there when the freebies run out, will cheat on her and not fulfill her emotionally (these might sound harsh but so what).

 

[TheGlossy]

IMAGINE BUYING A NEW HOME - A HOME - IN LON-DON WHICH AIN'T CHEAP AND THEN.... WITHIN WEEKS YOU ARE GOING TO GREECE AND THE COUNTRYSIDE. Most people move in somewhere and not only WANT to be there, they CAN'T AFFORD TO LEAVE.

This insane idiot, my god she is so out of touch. I truly hope she's somehow lost all her money and is living over extended on credit. What a waste of space she is. I wish her nothing but more Bradley time, he truly has the look of someone who will not be there when the freebies run out, will cheat on her and not fulfill her emotionally (these might sound harsh but so what).

Someone actually posted a comment highlighting this in one of her posts - saw that yesterday (was it you lol?):

However, she didn't buy a house. I wouldn't call that a house at all.

 

[Coldfeet]

Maybe it is just me but songs choices in their stories seems at least interesting
like.."just one look at you and I know it´s gonna be a lovely day" and here is Bradley in the shot..or when she is wating in parking "you know how I feel"

So I really don´t know, but I feel like it is naive to think that they were just sitting on sofa and then went to different bedrooms.
But maybe we won´t ever find out what really happened

Crikey!I hope we don't

 

[et5]

27, a spring chicken!

Liking this, even if it is sarcastic, because I am 27

 

[Lionsden]

I don't want to think about them banging now want to throw up my pawfect smoothie bowl

I'm sure Niomi thinks about all the calories she is burning during sex, it's probably her biggest turn-on.

 

[Ms.Marble]

I'm sure Niomi thinks about all the calories she is burning during sex, it's probably her biggest turn-on.

Like I said before, they both track it as a workout on their FitBit I am sure

"Oh look, I burned 11calories this time. I can add a seventh blueberry to my smoothie bowl. Pahfect"

 

[Hannah Banana]

I’m not a Forky fan, but when he’s laughing he’s kinda cute and doesn’t look like as much of a douchebag (RE: Niomi’s story where he’s driving).

 

[sitkx]

Of course we will find out this is the new Niomi, she will share too much and won’t even notice.

She‘s always been so desperate to show him on IG, I doubt she even likes him. In a weird way they are pahhfect for each other - both vain and dim, using each other to gain exposure.. I hope they have a mirror next to the bed, he looks like he has to stare at his own eyes during sex

wow Patrick Bateman style...I shudder

 

[laplusheureuse96]

Niomi is probably secretly wishing he was holding their baby instead…
Bradley is neither husband nor father material, and we know Dimbobs is desperate to get married and have kids. Yikes.

 

[lilamay]

I'm confused... In Bradley's stories today Niomi is wearing a beige parka and his cap. In her stories she's wearing a red parka and red bobble hat

 

[QueenDecember]

Joe holding children and babies is swoon-worthy !!!

Niomi sure let a good one run away

 

[earlgrey]

I struggle to imagine what the conversation between the two of them must be like. Aside from the fact that neither seem particularly bright, I feel like both are the types of people to always try to shift the conversation back to being about themselves while not being interested or actually listening to anything the other person says. For a PT, Bradley doesn't even seem that into health or even fitness for any other purpose than 'gains', and as much as niomi travels and vacations she seems shockingly ignorant about anything outside of her own little bubble.

I think Niomi said somewhere that she waters down her personality for the camera and she’s more funny in real life, but she puts tit she thinks is interesting like this (1:58) in her videos and I’m not so sure