Bradley is a douche but he looks quite good today. Niomi looks ridiculous
Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish
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I’m not sure why but I get weird vibes from that Bradley guy and I get weird vibes from them two together like they seem awkward around one another? But to go for a weekend away says to me there’s definitely something going on, whether it’s fairly casual or if they’re actually an item but I’m sure they wouldn’t go as ‘friends’ for a cosy weekends away
that hair with that hat is a big no. It would maybe look good with her KM wannabe hair
it looks like the same hat too. Do they have matching hats?? Or did they do a hat swap? I have questions
I bloody hope Niomi is shagging Bradley. If your gonna go to all that effort of going away together, and posting each others stories, making a pointed effort of spending time together the least you could do is actually bag.
I doubt they are in a proper relationship, at least not one where they imagine a future together. He seems quite sleazy? And she's not anywhere near over Joey
I doubt they are in a proper relationship, at least not one where they imagine a future together. He seems quite sleazy? And she's not anywhere near over Joey
Why is she dressed like an incompetent detective
Ugh. Seriously. They're just doing all this for attention. They are probably banging, but the way they're going on about "teasing" it on stories is just pure ick and makes me think of that scene on Easy A where Emma Stone and her gay friend pretend to be having sex at a house party by jumping on the bed and moaning wildly and being altogether ridiculous. That's how Nimboobs and Forky Muscles come across to me. So like... maybe they're not banging.
He is pure barf.
He is pure barf.
Every time I see her hair these days I’m overwhelmed with an urge to dye it back to that nice chestnut brown, cut those dry ends off, trim it into a shoulder length bob, and possibly even add some bangs.
Right now she looks like a barbie doll that’s been through the wars with those plastic brushes. He’s likely not even with the rebound these days, Nims. No need to emulate her anymore.
Right now she looks like a barbie doll that’s been through the wars with those plastic brushes. He’s likely not even with the rebound these days, Nims. No need to emulate her anymore.
Absolutely agree with u. This new guy is a sleazeball and she hasn’t moved on mentally or emotionally from joe. Celebrating on her supposed to be wedding day and then going on a what could have been her honeymoon trip solo, speaks volumes on how heartbroken and hung up on Joey she still is.
kinda reminds me of my own heartbreak. for a couple of years all I could do was think of my ex. Absolutely torturous those days were.
They give me Chandler and Phoebe trying to seduce each other vibes.
So cute shaming a guy to thousands
Lol on her stories she said they were watching a war documentary this-afternoon. I checked the tv listings and 'A Bridge Too Far' is on. Please don't tell me that's what Dimbobs meant - that's a movie not a documentary
Maybe they're watching it on Netflix or something? In any case, I doubt either of these two can name anything about any war, no matter how basic. This is clearly because they read and have seen themselves be called out as shallow and stupid, which they are.Lol on her stories she said they were watching a war documentary this-afternoon. I checked the tv listings and 'A Bridge Too Far' is on. Please don't tell me that's what Dimbobs meant - that's a movie not a documentary
not sure if I would be this comfortable with a friend, if he was not wearing shirt around me on a holiday ! Is it just me ?Am I wired or is this normal in “best” friendships?
if they are on a friends with benefits clause , when this is over they will lose that friendship ( seemed like they were good friends from her older videos and post before it turned to this cringe fest )
An afternoon watching a ‘War documentary’ - if I was in a new-ish relationship or situationship away together for the weekend and he wanted to spend the afternoon doing that I’d take that as me being friend zoned
It depends on where you're holidaying I suppose. While it's weird if you're in vacationing a cold climate, I personally don't see any issues with it to be honest, especially if you know you're on the same page (meaning just friends). I simply find it weird SHE would show a picture of him shirtless if they're "just friends".
She needs to keep certain things private. For instance, this picture is not appropriate to post on an IG that is supposed to be her "business". She needs to draw real boundaries between her private and public life because thus far it hasn't proven to be a wise decision to put it all out there.
I suspect Forky is the kind of gym bro who NEVER keeps his shirt on. He probably says he "runs hot" because of his "high metabolism". Anyone who spends more than an hour with him gets treated to a full view of the nipples.
I agree with you, I would be so uncomfortable with my friend half naked, lighting up a fire beside me. It would give me bad porn vibes ahahaha
ps: jokes aside, I am friends with a lot of men and I have to say, I would never go on this kind of getaway with any of them. Niomi and fork sushi guy are definitely in a romantic relationship. Remember guys, she’s basic !! She would never expose a « non-conventional sex friends » kind of relationship on Instagram… I mean, she cannot be that desperate … right ??
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