You know you see some people on Instagram and it's just so obvious they want to be influencers for free stuff and wealth - yeah, he comes across like that.
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But but he doesn't want money, he says so multiple times a week apparently. Over and over. 
okay maybe you’re right, not banging. More like missionary-ing
They don't have time to bang, they are on their phones 24/7. If they don't share it with the world, it didn't happen.
Dating an influencer is a big middle finger to Joe, isn't it? He hated the camera so she's gone for someone who loves it. No more tricky conversations where she has to defend herself as an "influencer" to Joe with his real job. Forky understands 
And here I always thought that two wrongs' don't make a right.
Just bc I've had a hard week & jetlagged af, I did some research. DON'T JUDGE ME.
Sep 27, 2019 from Niomi's insta
Sep 11, 2021 from Anna's insta
Completely different thumbnails.
JoAnna is ovaa guyss
Sep 27, 2019 from Niomi's insta
Sep 11, 2021 from Anna's insta
Completely different thumbnails.
JoAnna is ovaa guyss
Oh you mean the man hands in each, one looks really old tho and veiny.
His face always looks dirty and his expression is that of holding a fart in until someone pays him for it.
Lol I'm just imagining the Homestays company seeing they've been mentioned in her stories, getting all excited and then seeing that she's put the wrong location.
Also I found the place they're staying at and while there are two bedrooms, there is only one bathroom to share.
ETA Cringing so hard at Bradley having 'Sex on Fire' on his story
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Eeeuuggghhhh god they're both so embarrassingETA Cringing so hard at Bradley having 'Sex on Fire' on his story
Drunkey def reads here, she looks hella wasted here lolz.
Her roots are so bad it looks like she's wearing a black headband around the top of her egg head.
I struggle to imagine what the conversation between the two of them must be like. Aside from the fact that neither seem particularly bright, I feel like both are the types of people to always try to shift the conversation back to being about themselves while not being interested or actually listening to anything the other person says. For a PT, Bradley doesn't even seem that into health or even fitness for any other purpose than 'gains', and as much as niomi travels and vacations she seems shockingly ignorant about anything outside of her own little bubble.
He is not attractive. He just isn't. Just because he's a PT and in good shape it doesn't make him good looking.
Bradley got nothing on Dreamy Joe.
And to be honest he's got nothing on Marcus either. That's Marcus now I mean, who is not as attractive as he used to be. Marcus was cuter before he got super healthy and ripped, he was much better looking with his dimples, rosy cheeks and big Marky Butt Butt.
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