Well I hope not because he looks as if he could snap her in half.
Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish
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27, a spring chicken!
The black hard sided suitcase must be his as the picture up thread shows her with her hold-all type bags. But whether they put them in the same Room just for a bit of baiting is a different question.
I think they’re banging.
I think they’re banging.
Cannot believe Mercedes have gifted her another (expensive) car only a couple of weeks after the house move 
, oh and not forgetting about the gifted stay.
, oh and not forgetting about the gifted stay.
Oh dear, is she really bleeping Forky? I bet he refers to his rooster as the Nutribullet, or something. Stumpy, shuddering, and makes lumpy smoothies...
No they have gifted it to him. I think he has a sponsorship deal with them as he has a Mercedes 4x4 and been on a few pr days with them. All part of his aspirational lifestyle!!!! Yes he is 27.Cannot believe Mercedes have gifted her another (expensive) car only a couple of weeks after the house move
When people start saying that Marcus is better than your current fling... you know it's really really bad my dear Dimbobs!
What a staggering difference compared to her last boyfriend reveal. If I recall correctly, a couple of viewers pointed out a framed photo of her and Joe in one of her vlogmases, so she decided to address it and she did so in quite an elegant manner. She was private with her relationship at the beginning, but I guess the #couplegoals comments got to her head eventually, so she changed her mind and started parading Joe around on her social media.
Oh, this is just getting pathetic. I hope for their sake that at least they're forking and the whole spiel isn't for show.
She seriously didn't know where the hell she was? Tell me you're a useless travel companion without actually telling me. It also shows how much she appreciates her travels. I mean, apart from the name, are Cornwall and the Cotswolds even similar? I wouldn't think so. Such a well traveled globetrotter our Dimbobs.
She seriously didn't know where the hell she was? Tell me you're a useless travel companion without actually telling me. It also shows how much she appreciates her travels. I mean, apart from the name, are Cornwall and the Cotswolds even similar? I wouldn't think so. Such a well traveled globetrotter our Dimbobs.
Anyone else reckon her behaviour is getting more erratic because Joe has gone completely quiet as well. It’s like she’s trying harder and harder to goad him into posting something or responding. Sorry Dumbobs, DJ doesn’t care if you’re doing boring missionary with BTEC Johnny Bravo 
So true!
I don't want to think about them banging now want to throw up my pawfect smoothie bowl
want to throw up my pawfect smoothie bowlHe turned 27 in January, it’s on his Instagram posts
It would still look like one of her bowls lol.I don't want to think about them banging now
There's no way they're banging. Dimbobs is the most awkward freaking person, she'd just giggle and look at him with eye fuckery and that'd be enough spontaneity for her.
The way she panned the camera through the room to make sure we got a good, long view of all the luggage in one room and the two sets of towels on the bed... Jesus, Niomi. Grow up. You're on holiday (again) and with a man. Big whoop.
ETA: They were in a car for 5 hours. Imagine trying to hold a conversation with either of these two clowns for five hours. My neurons would go on strike.
ETA: They were in a car for 5 hours. Imagine trying to hold a conversation with either of these two clowns for five hours. My neurons would go on strike.
I don't go on his IG but from what I see posted here he loves to take a ton of pic with her or of her and tag her like some brand he's working with. It comes off as so soulless.
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