Niomi Smart #26 More sponsored trips away, more opportunities for nimboobs on display.

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You‘re good. What an excellent recap!
 
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It was never going to work out after that sad pizza was it? Joe literally has 'I ' as his instagram bio
 
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Jeez. That pizza looks as if somebody's already eaten it
 
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Btw, how do we make a wiki subpage for this thread? Would be good for new tattlers to have major events summarized (like they have for zoella, etc)
 
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That bachelor pad had such bad vibes. I really disliked the layout and the glass on the balcony/terrace.
 
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Theory: Joe didn't dump her after she tried on wedding dresses - that was something she shared to brew up sympathy. Not all engagements = a wedding within a year and I think she was pushing that story.
As others have mentioned, they had been to look at venues and had booked one. A date was set and she had started looking at dresses. She asked Charlotte to be a bridesmaid. They were far enough along in the process that her wedding planner sent her brownies when the whole thing got cancelled. I think she had to cancel a photographer as well. There was also talk of invitations. It wasn't like a ring and then forever engagement situation (which might have been what Joe was hoping for when he thought they'd be living in India). Things were moving along relatively quickly during lockdown. When she had him trapped in the Woodward cottage with her they did a lot of planning. Joey got a small taste of freedom when they moved to his place with Freddie and had some sort of realization that it needed to end.
 
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He probably didn’t say anything at all beyond he didn’t want to continue in the relationship, which explains why she’s been on this sort of quest to find closure for over a year now.
 
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Her captions are such a joke, pearls of wisdom? Too bad she can't rub them on her forehead for some.

 
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Spending time taking random selfies and post online with shitty comments. What a "wonderful" life
... so much for a "digital content creator" What a joke.
 
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Where is PT Bradley? He's suddenly disappeared.

He probably didn’t say anything at all beyond he didn’t want to continue in the relationship, which explains why she’s been on this sort of quest to find closure for over a year now.
She's a Gemini, he's a Scorpio - she should have known it wasn't gonna last lol.
 
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Where is PT Bradley? He's suddenly disappeared.



She's a Gemini, he's a Scorpio - she should have known it wasn't gonna last lol.
It's interesting that her bestie Charlotte is also a Scorpio. Someone commented this last fall about the two of them on a birthday post.



Found it while I was looking for the screenshot of that comment on one of Niomi's old videos with Joe that said something about Gemini and Scorpio being poorly matched romantically. Niomi smugly replied back that they had no issues. Like a month before he dumped her.
 
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Hilarious That's how oblivious she was to what was going on in her relationship.

Yeah, Gemini-Scorpio is not a good match romantically. I'm a Scorpio myself and the Gemini-Scorpio match is a no-go in my humble opinion. They're like day and night.
 
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Hilarious That's how oblivious she was to what was going on in her relationship.

Yeah, Gemini-Scorpio is not a good match romantically. I'm a Scorpio myself and the Gemini-Scorpio match is a no-go in my humble opinion. They're like day and night.
I mean, we'd have to see the whole charts and go just beyond the sun signs but I feel like Niomi's problem is less about the position of planets at her birth and more about how she's narcissistic, has disordered eating habits, is controlling and over all not great company. Like, she can't stand her own company, why would anyone else do it?
 
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I was just making a joke with the astrological signs. I'm into astrology, hence this surface level new age comment since Niomi is into new age stuff too supposedly. It's not that serious.
 
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Don't say that please I'm a gemini and my bf is scorpio!
Should we be worried??
Owwww moon!
Beware of your Saturn Return, I guess?

(I am into astrology, none of my comments are meant as a dig against any poster but against Niomi)

I was just making a joke with the astrological signs. I'm into astrology, hence this surface level new age comment since Niomi is into new age stuff too supposedly. It's not that serious.
Sorry, didn't catch the joke. I'm into astrology too, although I'm no expert, and like I said above none of my comments are digs against you guys, but against Niomi.
 
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what is saturn return?? i only know smart moons?
(gonna google it just for curiosity!!)
 
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I don't want to be mean because, if that is the straw that broke the camel's back, that's pretty sad. But it is slightly funny if the thing that pushed DJ over the edge was a tortilla with marinara sauce and arugula.
 
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It's the Last Supper. Ready to eat Jooooey?

 
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