Niomi Smart #24 Not-So-SmartSkin, posing naked to prove I’m thin, Joe put our photos in the bin

[dodo789]

What’s the point of this selfie if half of their faces is covered in ugly oversized sunglasses, they’re under shades to begin with…is just so unflattering

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.



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[Callan]

Spending every day taking selfies when you're not 12 is embarrassing.

 

[cherryblossomlatte]

I just decided to check on Niomi again after a while and I thought her most recent ig post with the green dress was her mom
Blonde really, really doesn’t suit her. She should go back to brown or even try a dark cooper or something but not blonde

 

[LolitaBlah]

Somebody sort this out on Tattle pleaaase I can't!!

Lost and unethical influencer that is signed (still?) to gleam futures. Was engaged to Joe Woodward but broke up over a hidden peanut butter Jar. Unsure as of September 2020 if she has lost her old Kate-Middleton-Woodward-wife-worthy-personality and replaced it with wild-fun-crazy-hair-bimbo mimicking Joe's current GF.

More like it!

 

[bump1212]

@LolitaBlah love it! That header thing definitely needs changed

 

[lilamay]

This was her best hair imo



A lovely non-streaky, rich brunette colour.

Sadly I don't think she'll ever ditch the blonde though.

 

[CheshireLove]

This was her best hair imo



A lovely non-streaky, rich brunette colour.

Sadly I don't think she'll ever ditch the blonde though.

Maybe she’ll change it back when autumn arrives? The blonde bird nest NEEDS TO GO

 

[lilamay]

Maybe she’ll change it back when autumn arrives? The blonde bird nest NEEDS TO GO

Hope so! Her hair looked in better condition too. Trying to be blonde must really wreck it.

I think the side parting and shorter length is more flattering on her too. Stop going to your beloved Larry King, Dimbobs!

 

[Callan]

A year after being dumped she's still trying to prove so hard how hot and desirable she is with that mop of bleached dry hair, it's sad.

Her mom just posted this lol, wonder where she got that stupid hat from, hopefully it's not another SMART product designed to fail.

 

[lilamay]

A year after being dumped she's still trying to prove so hard how hot and desirable she is with that mop of bleached dry hair, it's sad.

Her mom just posted this lol, wonder where she got that stupid hat from, hopefully it's not another SMART product designed to fail.

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Maybe it was one of those custom-made type items. She spelt paaaaaahhfect wrong though.

 

[Roo89]

I would say normally people with blue eyes suit blonde hair and with her having darker eyes the brown hair suits her better.
Didn’t someone say on here that Niomi compares herself to Kate Middleton?

 

[TheGlossy]

I would say normally people with blue eyes suit blonde hair and with her having darker eyes the brown hair suits her better.
Didn’t someone say on here that Niomi compares herself to Kate Middleton?

Not necessarily. For instance, Katherine Heigl looks amazing with blonde hair. She had dark hair in Firefly Lane and I can't say it looked good

It also depends on the skin tone and face shape, not just the eye color.

Niomi simply doesn't have the right features to suit blonde hair, but perhaps if she picked a darker shade of blonde. Also, her hair is a mess in itself. She doesn't style it at all. She's trying to pull the beachy hair look, but it doesn't look anything like that. Perhaps if she actually bothered styling it (whether sleek straight or some loose curls) it would make the color look a whole lot better on her.

 

[RandomWatcher]

I'm watching her old india vlogs (because I miss travelling and I've fallen down a rabbit hole) and just... wow. At the time, I think most of us thought the same thing: that was the reset her channel needed. If she had continued along that path, I think she would've managed to build her audience and really reinvented her content. Ah well... back to the same old, same old.

 

[TheGlossy]

I'm watching her old india vlogs (because I miss travelling and I've fallen down a rabbit hole) and just... wow. At the time, I think most of us thought the same thing: that was the reset her channel needed. If she had continued along that path, I think she would've managed to build her audience and really reinvented her content. Ah well... back to the same old, same old.

Not back to the same old, same old because she's not posting anymore

I did like her India Vlogs though.

 

[coriander]

Hope so! Her hair looked in better condition too. Trying to be blonde must really wreck it.

I think the side parting and shorter length is more flattering on her too. Stop going to your beloved Larry King, Dimbobs!

I wonder if she had keratin treatment

A year after being dumped she's still trying to prove so hard how hot and desirable she is with that mop of bleached dry hair, it's sad.

Her mom just posted this lol, wonder where she got that stupid hat from, hopefully it's not another SMART product designed to fail.

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Omg the sun damage

 

[TheGlossy]

Expectation vs Reality

For someone who works in fashion/beauty, she should know her hair doesn't look presentable at all.

 

[Flybubble]

Expectation vs Reality
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For someone who works in fashion/beauty, she should know her hair doesn't look presentable at all.

It's a very old picture from her teeth.

 

[TheGlossy]

It's a very old picture from her teeth.

Yes, I know that. I was making a joke. Dry humor?

In this picture the hair looks completely fried. Besides, the color is more or less the same as what she has now. I just chose the worst possible picture purposefully.

 

[Nina2312]

This was her best hair imo



A lovely non-streaky, rich brunette colour.

Sadly I don't think she'll ever ditch the blonde though.

I agree.
It really suits her.

 

[Coldfeet]

I agree.
It really suits her.

Shame about the (non) personality!!