Niomi Smart #21 I'm a YewChewber. I'm an Influenca.

[Coldfeet]

Thank you!! So she's a complete sham. Electric/vegan car my ar#e!!

 

[Callan]

Not according to LinkedIn. His last job is still the Rajasthan Royals, which ended May 2020. Maybe he hasn't put in the new one, maybe he's ashamed cause it's something "beneath" his experience, maybe he doesn't have one.

Happy Birthday!! Hope you're having a terrific day!

 

[Callan]

Avocado is legit my favourite food and I’ve eaten it on its own for ages! But each to their own!

Oh I love avocado but mashing it on bread and charging $10 is kinda much for me.

I'd prefer to eat it alone with some Everything Bagel seasoning sprinkled on, yum.

 

[chandlercheesecake]

Isn't her friend calling out to Anna asking her what she's doing?

I mean the other one where they're walking ahead of A+J

 

[toanna1]

Ot- Is the bride Anna’s sister ( old photo from 2012, I was just browsing fb to see any Joe content ) ? Man , Anna sure is mean but the girl looks really pretty !

 

[Nitfey]

I love this for a new thread title !

I felt inspired :

niomi not so smart, blaming full moons and tarot cards

Niomi SustainAD

Niomi smart, hide your carb, if not you will be on her hate list chart ( wink wink to lost deer)

 

[Coldfeet]

Paaaahfectly said lol. She wouldn’t have lasted a week in a law firm, working 9-5 or possibly even longer hours. She LOVES the idea of being a busy gal, being out and about in London every day and working hard. But the reality is that waking up at 6 to walk around London aimlessly, posting a few stories and answering 3 emails is enough to exhaust her so much that she needs a week of “SeLf LoVe” and pampering to recharge.

And the fact that even now she is still promoting other skin care products to that great extent only shows how convinced She is of her own products... not Shouldn’t even her fans find this weird by now?

She HAS to keep making money from their ads. Gonna buy a house now!!

 

[SupersonicGeisha]

Her friend unprivating their insta to show a pic of Anna and Joe. Come on! You literally couldn't be more blatant. Its embarrassing to be in your 30s and making your friend unprivage their insta to show off your BF

wow! Can we see a screenshot please? Nosy!

 

[EGuyUK]

I don’t want to sound like a Niomi stan but I think she said she had 2 photoshoots today if I’m not mistaken

Busy day for her

 

[Roo89]

Why doesn’t she just say if he cheated though
maybe she is embarrassed about it.
The next relationship she has, we will only find out after she gets married

 

[openbook1]

Is she trying to looks fierce?

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Damn, today was the first day I posted so much on this thread feel like Much more to come from Anna.. we’ll have to wait and see.

That doesn't even look like her... Aren't her eyes brown? They look hazel/green here.

 

[sitkx]

I was oblivious to the whole YT thing until I started seeing adds in the subway stations for YouTube channels for people like Michelle Phan, this she was my 1st YT gateway drug lol, but I only saw a few of her videos.

omg same

 

[Lionsden]

I wouldn't blame Joey for having social medial PTSD after his stint with Nimbobs.

But shouldn't his girlfriend be sensitive to this? She even shares photos of Joe that were posted on a private account.

 

[Callan]

I thought he said 'babe, we're stuck.' Lol.

I don't follow Anna or Joe. I usually just see what's posted on here - but I did have a look at her stories today!

Oh shoot, you're right, he did say "we're stuck" may bad!

 

[EGuyUK]

It's the fourth outfit today. So not only horrid fashion sense wise, but also absolutely unsustainable.

9th according to her stories!!!

 

[TheGlossy]

I actually never knew she studied law. Interesting career trajectory.

 

[Nitfey]

Not sure, looks like a filter to me, but also why is she literally always in just a bra when advertising her skincare range? Too much effort to stick a tee on or what?

Because she needs to prove how busy she is, after the "unvbelibale amaahzing vasyanablala yoga flow" she immediately goes back to posting an ad.

can someone *objectively* give their take on whether or not she’s used a filter for this video ad In her stories?

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Looking at the perfect smooth texture of flowers on the left...well.

 

[QueenBW]

Random: I'm watching a show on Hulu called Cruel Summer (trashy teen TV, I'm not a teen but it speaks to my soul ) and one of the leads looks like a prettier Niomi who can actually emote, eats, and isn't a Gleambot

 

[Farringdon]

Funny that Anna works/has worked quite extensively in “influencer marketing” and niomi is an actual influenca.

have we established a connection between Ana-Joe-Niomi? I’ve read back a few threads but maybe I missed? Did Niomi introduce them?!

 

[mindlessness]

they were going to get married in st Pauls cathedral?? no wonder she was devastated

That’s not St Paul’s. Different architectural style. Plus I get the impression this is more Joe making a joke about them getting engaged and being excited about getting married.

Though you can actually get married at St Paul’s If you meet certain requirements (ie are a member of the Cathedral staff etc). https://www.stpauls.co.uk/worship-music/worship/weddings-baptisms