Niomi Smart #2 Glitch in the Gleam Bot, I'll just have to put Joe's fennel teabag back

[emm]

Something fishy is going on for sure.

*I mean vegan fish alternative.

But not too much, just one tiny portion each

I thought something might be going on too which is why I came here but now I can’t stop laughing after reading some of the reasons she’d be annoyed with Joe I could actually see Niomi kicking off is she caught him scoffing a cheeky Maccy D’s. Poor Joe!

I’d imagine it as something even more petty, I.e. him buying a non plant based milk and leaving it in the fridge for her to see

 

[Ramster93]

The Woodwards would do well to escape from Miss Smart ASAP.

I agree that it could be nothing (I remember her one "bad day" video was based on missing a train and having to hop on the next one 15 mins later) but it also could be something bigger, who knows?

Yes, based on stories Niomi's at home without Joe and Freddie's in the Fulham flat.

 

[emm]

The Woodwards would do well to escape from Miss Smart ASAP.

I agree that it could be nothing (I remember her one "bad day" video was based on missing a train and having to hop on the next one 15 mins later) but it also could be something bigger, who knows?

Yes, based on stories Niomi's at home without Joe and Freddie's in the Fulham flat.

Isn’t it weird if she’s in his flat? Like me and my partner live together in my flaT and if we had some argument he would have to leave . Not me, which makes me think he must have done something really wrong?

 

[CheshireLove]

The Woodwards would do well to escape from Miss Smart ASAP.

I agree that it could be nothing (I remember her one "bad day" video was based on missing a train and having to hop on the next one 15 mins later) but it also could be something bigger, who knows?

Yes, based on stories Niomi's at home without Joe and Freddie's in the Fulham flat.

Maybe it’s just that Joe has had to go somewhere for work and Niomi and Freddie don’t get along well enough to be in the flat together? And she’s annoyed she’s had to leave her flat?

 

[earlgrey]

She's always been obsessed with food and I agree that lockdown has really highlighted how that extends to controlling others. I remember in vlogmas when she had Daisy-Mae stay the night and made her vegan mac and cheese and an avocado dessert, and she said she was really excited to get her 4/5 year old sister thinking about these "alternatives".

 

[creme.egg92]

Isn’t it weird if she’s in his flat? Like me and my partner live together in my flaT and if we had some argument he would have to leave . Not me, which makes me think he must have done something really wrong?

She’s at home in Brighton isn’t she? Not ‘home’ as in her home with Joe

 

[Ramster93]

Posting a photo of her lounging in a massive area while captioning it complaining is just so ridiculous to me.

Say it with me, Nimbobs. "Check. Privilege."

 

[openbook1]

Wow. Just caugbt up. Wonder what is going on?

 

[ava2014]

Isnt it weird to announce a hiatus. Influencers mostly check back in with us and explain that they have been on a hiatus. But announcing a hiatus is asking for attention. I dont think its Naomi like to want people to speculate about her relationship, unless there is definitely something going on and she is preparing us for the big news that theyve seperated.

 

[openbook1]

Isnt it weird to announce a hiatus. Influencers mostly check back in with us and explain that they have been on a hiatus. But announcing a hiatus is asking for attention. I dont think its Naomi like to want people to speculate about her relationship, unless there is definitely something going on and she is preparing us for the big news that theyve seperated.

If they were married I would wonder if it was a miscarriage. I know her mother had fertility problems and her sister was conceived through IVF.

 

[creme.egg92]

If they were married I would wonder if it was a miscarriage. I know her mother had fertility problems and her sister was conceived through IVF.

I’m not sure if they’d be bothered about being married first, Niomi’s mum wasn’t when she had her. Also, I’m pretty sure Niomi’s mum only had fertility problems because she was an ‘older’ mother with Daisy, and they wouldn’t give her NHS IVF for that reason (as well as she’s already had one child) so I don’t think it’s the case that fertility problems run in their family or anything

 

[openbook1]

I’m not sure if they’d be bothered about being married first, Niomi’s mum wasn’t when she had her. Also, I’m pretty sure Niomi’s mum only had fertility problems because she was an ‘older’ mother with Daisy, and they wouldn’t give her NHS IVF for that reason (as well as she’s already had one child) so I don’t think it’s the case that fertility problems run in their family or anything

I seem to recall her mum wrote a book about it.

 

[emmer_moans]

I hope Joey eats what he likes when she is not around. It's wrong for your food to be shamed and policed the way she does in her vlogs.

 

[openbook1]

I hope Joey eats what he likes when she is not around. It's wrong for your food to be shamed and policed the way she does in her vlogs.

If a man did that to a woman, it would be called abuse.

 

[creme.egg92]

I seem to recall her mum wrote a book about it.

Yeah she did, I think it was mostly a big moan that the nhs wouldn’t pay though! That’s what I mean, she didn’t seem to have any problems having Niomi - with Daisy she seemed to just be past the age where getting pregnant is easier/can get IVF on the nhs, as opposed to having fertility issues when younger that might have passed onto Niomi

 

[Buffalonian0809]

She has to take time off from the very taxing job of posting a few Instagram photos each week. More leisure time at her parents’ house. She really needs a serious reality check.

 

[SachaStark]

How old was her mother when she was pregnant with Daisy-Mae, though? Because some people have very odd ideas as to how old is “too old” to have a baby, which would greatly affect my opinion, personally, on whether she was justified to be upset at the lack of NHS funding.

 

[Spencerskates]

How old was her mother when she was pregnant with Daisy-Mae, though? Because some people have very odd ideas as to how old is “too old” to have a baby, which would greatly affect my opinion, personally, on whether she was justified to be upset at the lack of NHS funding.

Regardless of her age, she wouldn’t have been able to have IVF on the NHS because she already had Niomi. You can’t get funding if either you or your partner have a child, regardless of if it’s together or from a previous relationship.

 

[creme.egg92]

How old was her mother when she was pregnant with Daisy-Mae, though? Because some people have very odd ideas as to how old is “too old” to have a baby, which would greatly affect my opinion, personally, on whether she was justified to be upset at the lack of NHS funding.

Can’t actually find her age anywhere. I remember reading this article https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ve...page_tiwdkz83gze&utm_campaign=mw_entry_recirc at the time and found it difficult to sympathise because of how entitled she sounds. There are lots of people who can’t even have one child and she just sounds very ungrateful to me. I think anyone over the age of about 33 is considered a ‘geriatric mother’ by the NHS.

Just checked - her Mum is 46 and Daisy is 6, so 40 when she had her. She says 6 years of IVF etc, so 34 when it started.

 

[SachaStark]

Mmm. Yes, she does sound quite entitled in the article. But 34 is an average age for a first pregnancy now, never mind a second pregnancy, so I have sympathy for anybody her age, trying to get IVF treatment. Even 40 is hardly pushing the boat out for a sensible age to have a child, especially in an economy where living costs are so high, hence many couples wait longer to reach financial stability before having a child.

With regard to what Niomi might be referencing in her post, I’m gonna put my money now on upset at some backlash over her latest video.