Niomi Smart #16 Why am I hungry I had a banana, and why is Freddie following Anna?

[saywhat22]

Agreed to everything everyone said re: this new video. So cringey. The whole full moon thing at the beginning was super weird as well.. she didn't even play it off like a joke. I think she's losing it. Girl needs an intervention.

Those dark jeans are so awful looking. I can't imagine her actually wearing them in real life. Also can she not find the right hair color? It always looks different, and it always looks worse.

That all said, I do feel for anyone who finds out that their ex-fiance that dumped them 6 months ago is hanging out with what looks like a party girl. That's gotta be a terrible feeling.

EDIT: Gahh she gives so much unsolicited advice. Sorry, I don't want ANY advice from her lol.

 

[lilamay]

So I went on Smart Skin's instagram just to see if their content had got any less dull.

It has not.



Poor grammar in that post too.


The end of this caption doesn't even make sense:

 

[judgejohndeed]

I don’t think she looks good in the tanner video either. Even with her sucking in tensing so hard, she looks very soft (not fat, just... weak). Shes worked out most days for years now but there’s not a muscle on her, she must eat nothing.

She doesn't look like someone who exercises at all does she? If I didn't know anything about her, I'd assume she was just a naturally thin person. I mean, maybe it's judgemental for me to assume that someone who exercises wants to look like they exercise...but I would want something to show for my efforts idk (I'm basically a couch potato these days so what do I know)

 

[Lalisa]

WHAT? Two weeks..? The average hair growth is approx half an inch a month, meaning her hair likely grew a quarter of an inch in those two weeks.

Hugely misleading especially as she’s clearly got clean/freshly styled hair in the second pic and scruffy hair in the first pic. I can’t cope with these people do you think your followers are stupid.....?!

I came here to say exactly that. She should have at least said 2 months and even then I doubt it would have grown that fast. Not to mention the "after" pic is following a hair colour touch up and it's clearly been styled.

Very misleading.

 

[Jackie Daytona]

Not only does she have a family to go back to, but she is in a situation where mom and stepdad have probably not asked her to lift a goddamn finger to do anything around the house.

 

[Callan]

Next time we see Anna she'll be wearing a blonde wig!

And selling vitamins in one hand and a mop in another lol..."look how they made my wig grow!"

 

[Pundertaker]

I feel like there’s more psychoanalysing of joe’s character and his dating habits here on Niomi thread than Jim/Sarah on tanya’s lol! no offense to anyone who’s interested in the potential Joe gossip but I always found him a bit boring and was secretly kinda hoping we could just ignore him now when they broke up but it seems like it’s only ramped up!

He is very boring. And very, very pretty. Oh so pretty

Jim...is not pretty.

 

[QueenBW]

I finally cracked and looked at Anna’s Instagram. She’s very pretty, but WHO still tightlines their lower waterline with black eyeliner? In 2021?

My Mom (bless her heart).

Anna to me comes across as more obnoxious than pretty, like her personality seems so grating that it just blurs everything else.

Joe doesn't seem to have a personality, @judgejohndeed above said he was a bit of a closed book, I think he's more of a blank notebook (like the ones Nims loves to buy, haha). So I imagine he's relieved to have someone who has such a strong personality to hide behind.

It really says a lot about Niomi and her absolute lack of anything worth discussing that the liveliest discussion here is about her ex and his new paramour.

Sending good thoughts your way @LucilleBluth . That's a rough day.

 

[Ramster93]

Does she think she is anything to desire? Like, seriously? Not just physically (though whenever I see her bod I still get an undercooked underfed chicken breast vibe, yeeeeschk...) but also from an intellectual (or lack thereof) perspective?

I think we may see the breakdown of Dimbobs if this lockdown goes on another few months -- get your popcorn, ladies & gents!

We haven't discussed the obvious -- who the fuck has a bath in their bikini?

Reckon she's worn her bikini through winter more than I have through summer.

Remember all this going into paddle being the biggest fun of the day that Niomi did on those walks? I find it quite weird what dr Alex posted recently. Read the description. Is he making fun of her or trying to get her attention? Or just coincidence lol

This is interesting, I literally have no idea! I don't know his social style well enough to know if this him being sarc or serious.

D'you reckon Joe thought Dimbobs was absolutely mental while creating this video? Her gesturing and commentary at 11:47 is so bizarre, wanna-be-posh wanna-be-housewife.



I'm surprised she still has this photo up:

 

[sezzyscammer]

Can she not stand like a normal person? Even when she's applying the tan, she's got to have one leg flexed. Just fucking relax Dimbobs.

Also at this point I think she's just trolling with all the 'self love self care' crap. 'I'm doing this for ME' ffs it's just fake tan

The consumerism/capitalism hijacking of self-care is absolutely disgusting. Niomi should feel ashamed. Self-care isn’t about fake tanning and face masks and facials and buy buy buy do do do to look better. Stop appropriating a concept to sell sell sell, Niomi you integrity-lacking shill.

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

I've heard quite a few people claim they "never argue" and while a healthy relationship certainly doesn't involve any screaming or insulting each other, if two people spend years together and NEVER disagree about the smallest thing, I think that just means at least one of them is a doormat who's more focused on keeping the peace than asserting themselves.

Yeah, i think that's joey. He took on her personality, veganism, running, yoga etc. Now he's trying out annas, coke, fags, socialising with the aging rahs in the posh areas of London. She'll get bored of being the only personality in the relationship

 

[saywhat22]

No offense to Anna and this is *purely* speculative (meaning I could be wrong and am not trying to judge!), but from the photos I've seen of her, she looks like someone who stays thin from smoking. I have some family members like that. So honestly Niomi probably couldn't achieve Anna's "look" even if she wanted to lol. Also Niomi is way deep in mental health issues if she's trying to garner sympathy from having an eating disorder... I just wish she would own up to the fact that she wants to just be really skinny.

 

[Lionsden]

you get that you've also just presumed a lot about Joe, Niomi and Anna right? Everyone has their own opinions on time lines - agreed. Unless you know the situation entirely, I dont think it's fair to put all the blame on Niomi. IF that photo from October time with Anna &co is with Joe then it all seems a bit fishy.
I think people on here are putting themselves in Joe's shoes, and not thinking about what it's like to be Niomi, or even any girl who gets engaged and then dumped! Some people on here seem to think if their partner turned around tomorrow and out of the blue dumped them, for what they then found out down the line to be for someone else, they'd be fine with it. I just dont believe that. If he was over Niomi for a while HE SHOULD HAVE DUMPED HER THEN! Dont think anyone is mad at anna btw- people just have a habit of blaming girls in situations when actually the man's been a bit shady.

We seem to have this consensus here that Niomi is so annoying and the relationship was so bad, that Joe had no alternative but to dump her. If I were in a four year relationship, and planning to get married, and ran into some troubles, my first consideration wouldn't be to walk away. I would probably do whatever I could to save my relationship, couples therapy and all. This makes both of them, and their relationship, look even more shallow, like they were just existing next to each other. They maybe could have both learned to tweak certain problematic behaviors and stayed together, if they really loved each other. It's not a pact or an obligation to stay together, but it should be a wish and an endeavor. Leaving one woman and moving to the next one because it feels better right now, might not be solving Joe's problems in the long run.

 

[judgejohndeed]

Rich people circles are so incestuous, anyone watch Made in Chelsea? They swap partners like there’s no tomorrow, I wouldn’t like it myself but for those people it seems normal

 

[anjalism]

Honestly, having fake friends like Charlotte is the reason niomi still living in her own little fairytale world where she thinks her ribs protruding out of her body is sexy and healthy. She needs real friends and a reality check!

 

[Lalisa]

I defended Niomi previously when people were skinny shaming her for having visible ribs (something I have always naturally had myself no matter what size I am) but I do agree her recent bikini shots are worrying. It's not the ribs that cause me alarm... it's the hip bone and thigh/calf ratio. Her legs don't look strong due to running... they sort of look like mine when I had an ED and had a BMI of around 12. My Mum commented at the time that I look malnourished and I get the same vibe from Niomi.

The heart break diet is savage. I hope she pulls it together soon. I think this "I'm fine" mentality is going to work against her in the long run. She'd be better off going "I'm hurting, I'm struggling with the break up, I haven't been eating properly and therefore I've lost weight". I think a lot of people would respect her for it and I know a lot of women would relate.

 

[bookish]

I would argue that Niomi isn't "naturally" thin. She's not like Zoe Sugg.

I think it takes a lot of deficit for her to remain thin, which is why she's so obsessive with it. Zoe doesn't need to get up off the sofa and she's as small as Niomi - Niomi has to do excessive exercise every day and undereat.

 

[sweetbabymango]

A walk, Pilates, HIIT and yoga all in one day? I'm worried tbh.

Sometimes I wonder if she genuinely works out as much as she claims and shows in vlogs. Maybe she does a lot in vlogs to make it more interesting, try to be a motivation to others and keep her lazy days (which in her case is every single day) look somewhat busy. She's just skinny and not as toned as you expect someone who does yoga, pilates and HIIT often to be. I think after the breakup she's become lazy and depressed to do any sort of workout on most days with the exception of filming days because she wants to show the world she's over the breakup and back to being a fitness freak.

 

[H91]

Seems like that whole ‘I’m not an influencer and my purpose is to help people’ is going really well!

In all seriousness, make your money but be up front about it. In her continuous privileged position she had ample opportunities to ‘help people’ while monetising this, particularly with yoga classes and a public break up. Instead we’ve just had ads for mops, nail polish and fake tan and if she still think ‘self care’ is restricted solely to beauty items she needs to educate herself!

 

[judgejohndeed]

her audience is full of young women who will do anything to look like her. i feel like she thinks that anyone who asks about her weight or shows even a little bit of a concern is a ‘hater’.

She made it obvious with a recent comment (all I do is exercise and eat healthily) that she thinks anyone making comments is just jealous. There is nothing enviable about her current body, this is not body shaming because it isn’t her ‘natural’ size, she looks unwell and is obviously bringing this on herself. Sadly she has so much time and so little to do that she has become very narcissistic, too much time in her day to sit and think about herself, some volunteering would do her good