yeh I agree too, he is the epitome of someone who would clap for the NHS and post about them on insta yet vote toryLol I agree! His instagram gives me weird vibes! Joe on the other hand seems so
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This is exactly what I meant the other week about how she has to make everything look effortless. Set a goal, fast forward to reaching the goal. How has she reduced her time, why not do a video about that? She's so irritating.
FWIW I have no idea what cadence is so idk if she's making it up but still.
A 40 minute 10k is NOT 'normal'. My husband is a club runner who gets into the top 20 of most amateur running events and his pb is 38 minutes.
Exactly. Which brings me back to her post from a few days ago about her "New Year's intentions." I've seen maybe 5 influencers post the same nonsensical spiel around New Year's about how resolutions are "too much pressure" and a source of guilt if you don't live up to them, so they've decided to just call it "intentions," "goals," "manifestations," or whatever else. Now I'm sorry to break it to you, but "resolutions" and "intentions" are just words: it changes absolutely nothing what you call them.
I don't know what she's on about regarding resolutions being "too focused on the negatives, such as cutting the ‘bad’ things out of your life" -- I swear some of the most common resolutions are things like working out more, reading more books, learning something new, etc., so the opposite of cutting things out? If anything the only things I can think of that people would aspire to cut out as part of their resolutions are things like "quitting smoking" but that's hardly a negative thing to be discouraged!
Regardless, I don't see how "manifesting" where you'd like yourself or your business to be in the next year is going to protect you from disappointment any more than setting resolutions? I'm just echoing back to my previous post about her meaningless rants--she's doing the exact same thing here. Going on and on about something, throwing a bunch of buzzwords together (resolutions, intentions, pressure, disappointment), but when you really have a look it just doesn't make much logical sense. And she thinks she's so inspirational for it.
Finally, I don't know if it's just me but I can honestly say that I have never felt "disappointment," let alone "unhappiness," over failing to meet New Year's resolutions. Usually they are just silly things that don't really matter. Granted I never actually sat down and formally wrote down any resolutions either; to me it's more a thing you think about for 2 minutes once in January when your friend jokingly asks "so what are your resolutions this year?" I've never thought of it as anything too serious. I swear influencers just create problems out of nothing sometimes. They make it out like the whole world is against them.
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Ugh god again with the manifesting? Thanks, I hate it.
Also, how she's grown as a person? Honestly I feel very strongly like she's going backwards rapidly. Evidenced by her inability to see that as well.
Also, how she's grown as a person? Honestly I feel very strongly like she's going backwards rapidly. Evidenced by her inability to see that as well.
If I hear one more influencer say MaNiFeStInG..
I was thinking of your words when I saw her post about her running PR - you are so spot on! 10km in 45 mins is a really good time, but Niomi makes it seem like she's just a casual runner who just happens to knock out these great stats. In fact, she's making it seem like she primarily just does yoga at the moment and runs maybe once a week, if that. She should really do a running update video where she outlines how she achieves these goals and is honest about the effort that they take.
Cadance is basically how many times your feet touch the ground every minute. A high cadance means you are turning over quickly so for that pace you’d expect 180+. A slower cadance in the 160s assumes you are overstriding or taking massive leaps. To be fair, I can see her leaping when she runs
.4 million followers and counting lol where??
They added users from IG and YT without thinking about duplication which is just falsely boosting her numbers
It’s really pissing me off because I work in digital marketing and see this rookie mistake all the time! If they are trying to make her relevant they have to think a bit harder, she’s constantly loosing followers everywhere and anyone can see this on social blade
He reminds me of Jay K from Jamiroquai looks wise...Sorry to double post, but since someone brought Freddie up, am I the only who finds him irritating? He reminds me annoyingly of a certain type of posh-but-pretends-not-to-be lad who thinks he’s much funnier than he is and is actually a bit of an hole. Obviously, I don’t know him, he just seems that type. Only me?
I do kinda get those vibes from him too though
I can't quite decide, I think he tries a lot to appear much more intelligent/cultured than he is while in fact just coming across as pretentious (his massive insta post talking about twin peaks was a bit cringe to me considering it was 2020 and he didn't really say anything despite it being quite a long post, like he just wanted people to know he likes twin peaks bc he's soooo clever), sometimes it can be quite funny when he's self-aware about it but it kind of bothers me in this thread when people make comments that Niomi can't keep up with the Woodward's big ol' brains just because they like some films that require a small amount of thought after watching.Sorry to double post, but since someone brought Freddie up, am I the only who finds him irritating? He reminds me annoyingly of a certain type of posh-but-pretends-not-to-be lad who thinks he’s much funnier than he is and is actually a bit of an hole. Obviously, I don’t know him, he just seems that type. Only me?
or "setting intentions", don't normal people just set aims/goals?
yes!! thank you. niomi is dim but just because the woodwards watch twin peaks and woody allen (
) movies it doesn't signify some higher deeper level of intelligence. nor does playing chess (I imagine they maybe watched queen's gambit beforehand )... there's a lot of dim people out there who consume media because they're told what's good or prestigious etc... we've also seen joe flouting lockdown rules as well. the whole lot of them aren't the brightest bulbs. I think the main difference is actually that niomi is just more narcissistic than them and either talks about herself all the time, or when she does consume media she has to make it about her (ie posting about colin firth on IG with "do guys actually do this?" or saying she had a dream paul mescal was her boyfriend after watching normal people)"Get manifesting"............................
It is sooooooooooooooooo funny that she likes to mix everything up, right? I am laughing so hard right now. NOT
And also, she is surely talking about pre-India Niomi? Last time she mentioned boxing on IG in june 2019, and also hasn't been running much due to hip problems, no?
this is so depressing
She’s had every single damn thing handed to her on a silver platter. But then, it does explain a lot about why she is the way she is. Guess privilege comes at a price... She can’t just be ‘gifted’ class, intelligence, empathy, dignity, thoughtfulness, wit, self-awareness, mental strength, an idea of what hard work really means.Pilates would be such an easy exercise for her to do in lockdown. I know she does reformer, but if she liked it then there are so many online videos of other styles. But she only likes doing the most expensive pilates classes and one on one boxing workouts, she couldn't slum it at home like a regular person.
She really has a lot of free time on her hands to type all that crap lol.. also the whole post sounded like an AD for stationary.
Classic ‘that doesn’t mean what you think it means, sweetie’ moment
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