Niomi Smart #13 wallpaper of books in the study, no real books

[Liz.Lemon]

'Oooh but I don't delete comments. I don't know how'. Nose getting longer and longer.

No guys it’s still there! You gotta scroll wayyyy down though! It has a few replies and some minion called Lau-Ra who seems to be white knighting every negative comment.

 

[Shutterbug99]

Do you guys think she had someone over for dinner? That's a lot of food for someone who eats tiny portions. Or maybe she was just meal prepping.

She often eats leftovers the next day.

 

[Fifi999]

Oh I see, interesting that households can't mix in restaurants but but can mix in an exercise class? Anyway my apologies to Nimbobs

I think the ‘get out clause’ isn’t that it’s a gym but that’s it educational ... as gyms you still need to socially distance but educational institutions do not

 

[fishlo]

OT

yeah I find/found Marcus a bit cringe but this brand seems pretty good... I may or may not have ordered some jeans and they’re amazing quality. Ah fuck it I just really like Stefanie lol. But they are NICE jeans. Sorry for the OT

I might have a look, I think they also sell on Zalando!

Interesting! I will note that the ceo is a guy called Mike Mikkelborg.

There are 4 founders and apparently that guy is one of them.

 

[Fifi999]

What did the tattle see?

Post break up he was sitting in a nearby pret on his laptop drinking coffee and eating sandwich

 

[emm]

She is really stuck for content. It’s looks yum but it’s a picture of a brownie in a box.

exactly, she could have at least plated it nicely and served it iwth a feel good tea althogh i assume it just went in the bin after the photo so..

 

[zizzly]

Niomi mentioned in the video that she and Charlotte both live on their own. Did Charlotte break up too?

 

[blurstoftimes]

Madfit gave me ABS during lockdown & I'm forever grateful to her. Her workouts (particularly the ones from a year ago) are more difficult than average YT workouts for female audiences, but once you get used to them they are amazingly effective.

same! I LOVE madfit workouts

 

[bolimepipi]

OT. About Anna her Intagram profile that states 'transitioned in 2011'. We don't know if it's a recent account or much older one. Nobody said she is going to get fired if it's a joke, but if HR did their research I would question something like that if it was a joke.

thank you for explaining! i don't care much for anna's gender so didn't really follow this story.

not to be OT anymore, i watched niomi's last video last night. she really does seem very stressed, i guess she is busy right now when you compare it to her usual life and she's just not used to it. i do feel like it would have benefited her if she stayed with her family longer instead of just being alone

 

[Compostella]

Her hair looks horrid in the beginning of her new video. Like dried out straw. And such a messy, choppy cut. She should never go back to that salon again. Surprised she filmed herself with a butt sweat stain and all. Goes against her perfect image. Oh, I don’t even sweat.
Makeup transforms her. She is very plain otherwise.
I do feel for her as she seems super lonely. Can’t be an easy time for her but she has chosen to be in London when she could be in Sussex surrounded by family b

Yeah a butt sweat stain and deodorant lines

 

[CheshireLove]

I'm glad they are all distancing properly......or not!

I’m a little unsure how the class is allowed to go ahead. I thought “exercise classes” in tier 2 had to be outdoors? Have a missed something?

 

[lemondaze]

Who is this Anna? Apologies if it’s been spoken about loads, this thread moves so fast

 

[kittymeowlondon]

That must be driving Nimbombs crazy !!

will it be the straw that breaks the camels back?

 

[fishlo]

Can everyone here please write an email to that mask company that sponsored her? This is fucking ridiculous at this point.

[email protected]

What did you write and did they respond?

 

[lilamay]

Doesn’t she have a Stella McCartney bag that she treated herself to?

Yes - go to 6:54 on this video.

 

[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Next comes to bargaining stage, so Nims will be all, 'What might have been if only I'd let Joey have a piece of toast...'

who would have thought that bread will be the end of Niomi's paaaahfect future

 

[Shutterbug99]

anyone else think her teeth are looking different? As in they're slowly going back to the way they were pre cosmetics? that hair vid made them look small and pointy-ish again. I know nothing about veneers but can they wear away, or could she have got something similar that does wear?

I've been thinking that too. I think she mentioned having some work done on them recently - so maybe there is an issue.

 

[domfran]

I was thinking about that too. But why would anyone do that if it isn't true.

Maybe inside joke with someone or trying to be edgy, she does admit she is basic

if she put the transition bit as a joke then wow, what a disgusting human being not gonna lie

I think she wouldn't dare joking about it now, but things were different a few years ago.
Edit to say that I don't defend her and I wouldn't personally joke about it, but I hope she has changed.

 

[Coldfeet]

she probably ate the bread that came with the soup the other day and thought uuuhhh i'm such a troublemaker

Yep- wild yawwwwwn. Her favourite word to, hide her utter lack of creativity, is RANDOM- sigh.

Just hurt my eyeballs watching the latest vid. Arrrrgggghhhhhh. All that forced laughing and cringe section where we hear about a woman she met and talked to for 2 hrs. Bet the other woman's ears fell off.

Her 'cooking' is ludicrous. Chop up stuff- blitz it or roast it- done!! Mary Berry is light years ahead. of Dimbobs.

 

[Lovely_rita]

Whenever I see her name I always pronounce it as 'Nee-oh-mee' even though I know it isn't that. Really annoying. I wonder if having a yooneek spelling gets on her nerves.