Niomi Smart #12 Back at home drinking alone, dressing sexy with no one to bone

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judgejohndeed

EGuyUK said:
Why the boob/cleavage shot bending to the camera, twice in fact? I'm a guy and it's not appealing. She could have cut the video to leave those bits out.
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She’s getting increasingly booby. I think yesterday she put pictures on in a bralette from the side, and I’m sure there was a pj pic where you could see her nipple.
if she had always posted this kinda thing I wouldn’t even comment - but it’s really noticeable how often she’s trying to force her boobs into pictures now, it’s a bit weird.
 
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Compostella

Ramster93 said:
In a couple of years she thinks she'll own a countryside abode with Dettol Daddy and Dettol Baby. Don't think so, Dimbobs!
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She suffered a huge loss, no living in the countryside with her 'bestie' now. Must find a replacement for Joey ASAP
This convo is like between two 12-year olds
 
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oreococo

I can’t stop laughing at her milk mustache highlight in her newest video ohmygod; Niomi has been comedy gold this pandemic; every time I’m sad about anything, I watch her embarrass herself and just like that, I feel SO much better
 
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SachaStark

The one side effect reading this thread or seeing Niomi’s social media posts, ALWAYS has on me, is that I end up walking around singing, “Look at meeee, look at meeee, I’m so good at yoooo-gaaaa” from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

My poor DH is getting quite sick of it during second lockdown!
 
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Ramster93

Meanwhile, we're like "what boobs, Dimbobs?"

Ad in 5

"But I'm not an influencer!"
 
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PeppermintTea3

Has anyone watched her new video (make up look). I really can't be bothered unless she subtly mentions her engagement ending / Joe etc??? That's the only interesting thing about her arm
 
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Ramster93

PeppermintTea3 said:
Has anyone watched her new video (make up look). I really can't be bothered unless she subtly mentions her engagement ending / Joe etc??? That's the only interesting thing about her arm
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I just started watching it -- apparently everyone has been BEGGING to know how she does the BareMinerals look. (Side note, I love BareMinerals and have used it since I first put make-up on my face when I was 15 years old -- I hate that they sponsor her! It's the only make-up which doesn't make me break out.)
 
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Nekyia

I know the title says winter makeup look but she says "this is a winter FESTIVE makeup look" and seriously what about this look is festive??
 
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Ramster93

8:15 "Is anyone else feeling festive? This should inspire you for your Christmas festive looks!"

Dimbobs, some people aren't going to be with their families this year. Some people just lost their jobs and won't be pissing their money away on a new bronzer.



Who takes make-up advice from this one? Seriously!

 
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Compostella

Her bronzer is patchy and she is wearing an 'eye flick' (a crooked blue line randomly placed on her eyelid if you ask me), and her skin isn't looking the greatest
 
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Tshads404

Haven’t watched the whole thing but does she have lash extensions?? If not I hate to say that I’m tempted to get that mascara

Sidenote: the posh, whispery voice she does drives me nuts
 
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Coldfeet

Tshads404 said:
Haven’t watched the whole thing but does she have lash extensions?? If not I hate to say that I’m tempted to get that mascara

Sidenote: the posh, whispery voice she does drives me nuts
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Don't be influenced.
Don't be influenced.
Don't be influenced.
 
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AaronPurrSir

I am so fucking sick of the whole “wellness” industry and people like Niomi who peddle it.

it’s such an incredibly privileged industry. Peddling bullshit about constant “self care”. Most of us don’t have the privilege of spending hours doing yoga and meditating every day. We have tough jobs with long hours. Long commutes. Hard studies. Children. Ill family members. I’m so so sick of being told by bullshit wellness merchants who have literally no worries, financial or otherwise, that I should be making time every day to practice wellness. Getting up at 6am to do yoga in front of a sunrise. If I could spend the rest of the day sat on my arse counting my money, maybe I would. But I have a toddler to get up with and care for, get to childcare, and then spend a full day working in a busy job before making dinner for my child, myself, and wrestling him to sleep sometime before 9pm.

Like most people I would love to spend hours a day practicing “self care” but my life is too busy. I’m so sick of smug wellness coaches and influencers who have no real job, no real responsibilities and a fucking shit ton of money telling us that we aren’t happy or fulfilled enough if we don’t spend hours a day engaging in naval gazing and emotional masturbation like they do. It is causing people more stress than anything - it’s just another thing to fit into their busy days.

Sorry, slightly OT rant but I’m getting so fed up with the bullshit people like Dimbobs who don’t have a clue how real people live are promoting!
 
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triesherbest

The eye flick is so bad. So badly placed, badly drawn and barely visible- looks like she’s already been out in it for 8 hours or something. Cringe
 
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Shell5455

Sorry to just jump in randomly but does anyone know why her and Joe broke up? I know it's none of my business I just want the goss
 
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