Niomi Smart #11 posing like a baddie, snogging dettol daddy, but Nimbobs is still saddy

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Can we get you on the case of missing Martha Moo and the hairy arms man? Sorry, off topic. I am just here for Joey's puppy dog eyes.
 
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Really interesting about the house thanks OP, but wow there are loads of houses on satellite view with pools around Brighton!

Also yeah, safe to say that house will be worth more than £1M now. Just crazy.
 
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Telling the truth WOULD be terrifying for her, breaking the habit of a lifetime.
 
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Came to post about Joe’s hand too!! Gosh it cracks me up in the best way. I can just picture Niomi and how she would have scolded him NO JOEYYYyyyyyyyy!!! That’s not how you cut an avocado!!!

let the man live. Let the man learn!!
Aww look at him! He's eating bread, making jokes now and everything!

Be free Joey!

 
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Really interesting about the house thanks OP, but wow there are loads of houses on satellite view with pools around Brighton!

Also yeah, safe to say that house will be worth more than £1M now. Just crazy.
The pool is quite recent. On the iPhone Maps App, they still have the old satellite view without the pool. However Google Maps does have a more recent view which includes the pool (but the pool is covered--so it looks beige, not blue). Also, while iPhone Maps finds the address automatically, if you search the house on Google Maps the address actually cannot be found (I had to locate it manually).
 
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Looooool these magazine pictures have made my day

me, spying on my mans to make sure he doesn’t consume carbs


me, preaching the sustainable lifestyle but looking the other way when fast fashion brands/ Range Rover sponsor me

Me, shutting down/ deleting comments with the slightest bits of justifiable criticism (oh wait that doesn’t happen, right?)
 
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Apparently it's 10 days if tested positive, 14 days for a household contact.

In the first picture where he shows the avocado there’s bread in the background! Joe is truly living his best life now
I see smoked salmon as well
 
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the best part of these magazine shoots is that her mother was editor at the magazine and organized these for her
 
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Shes only about 17 in them pics, I'm surprised she hasn't turned out differently actually
 
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In no way am I body shaming her but I can totally see why she would be afraid to go back to a life of relatively normal eating. She doesn’t have a single “bad” body angle anymore because of how thin she’s gotten, whereas before... yikes.
 
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Oh God, Terrina is the stylist - no wonder Niomi looks so gaudy in a non-ironic way. I get that the style of the shoot is to look over the top, but niomi looks tasteless & uncool

what do you mean? Her body looks absolutely fine to me in that shoot, in fact she looks very slim...what yikes angles exactly are you talking about?
 
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She is sickening thin right now and back then she had a healthy body. Nothing wrong with her old body at all.
 
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