Niomi Smart #10 Tier 2 blues, a lot of booze and new screws...Dimbob no longer a snooze

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they’ve said for a month, until December 2nd but rumoured to be extended beyond that. If I were her I would go home, why would she stay in a flat in London if you can go to a massive house with a huge garden and family around rather than be on your own if you had the choice
Ah but she'll be going for the sympathy vote 'home alone'. BUT I don't think for one minute she'll be following the rules no matter what she says. She's a natural born liar- she ain't gonna change.👎

Get ready for head stands aplenty.🤕

I see she's still living her best superspreader life. I wonder if she hates her new flat? She's never home and would rather work in a cafe, during the height of the 2nd wave.
Let's be honest, why would she want to be in her own company? She's not very interesting.😆😆
 
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Sorry guys, I'm American so a bit confused. Everyone here is saying she should get home to mom while she still can -- does that mean that once the lockdown is in effect, she won't be able to travel at all? No trains, no ubers, nothing? Just curious.
 
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Sorry guys, I'm American so a bit confused. Everyone here is saying she should get home to mom while she still can -- does that mean that once the lockdown is in effect, she won't be able to travel at all? No trains, no ubers, nothing? Just curious.
Essential journeys only eg. carer duties, can't work from home etc. Just going back and forth to socialise and attend yoga classes isn't allowed.
 
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Sorry guys, I'm American so a bit confused. Everyone here is saying she should get home to mom while she still can -- does that mean that once the lockdown is in effect, she won't be able to travel at all? No trains, no ubers, nothing? Just curious.
As a single-person household, she could form a support bubble with her mum's household & it would fall under the allowable reasons to travel I think, but it's not intended that you have to travel long distances/using public transport to your support bubble.
 
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Oh I mean do you know which house number?

7th is the house of love and relationships, 2nd is money, 4th is home and family, etc. In whatever house Saturn sits, is the area of life your Saturn return will affect.

Don’t be scared, it will help you learn and grow. :)

Anyway, enough crazy talk! Back to Dimbobs!
Sorry,
My Saturn is in Aquarius as well but it is in my 3rd house. What does it really mean?

Essential journeys only eg. carer duties, can't work from home etc. Just going back and forth to socialise and attend yoga classes isn't allowed.
oh dear she is gonna have major breakdown
hope fennel tea cures it!
 
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I was thinking about how Niomi keeps saying how sHe WaS oN tHe WroNg pAtH BUT NOW iS On ThE riGhT pAtH and not to get SUPER DWEEBY & philosophical but there's been a whole lot of theories about how humanity is going through a split and there's the people who are evolving and "awakening" and then those who remain "asleep" who don't acknowledge a higher purpose & continue living as shallow/robotic sad empty bags of flesh. you've probably noticed this in your own lives & those around you - those going down or those going up.. I was thinking, Niomi was actually on the path to an awakening & personal evolution by living in India, learning ayurveda, being a part of a soulful raw culture, being pulled from her superficial posh bubble & realizing that none of her "status" means tit in India, & thus learning how little that superficial status means in one's life & happiness, etcetc, but INSTEAD HER DIM SHALLOW EMPTY SOUL DECIDED THAT WASNT FOR HER NOPE. MATCHA AND NARCISSISTIC SURFACE LEVEL BULLSHIT, INDULGENT SELFIES & POSTS ARE WHAT HER SOUL IS DESTINED FOR. I literally feel her life path forked at the beginning of the pandemic, and then offered another last chance throughout lockdown & she kept choosing her shallow selfish existence until life said okay that's your path now & this guy Joe ain't a part of it bc he is actually destined for the awakened path. so here's your selfish vapid idiot friends back & your total lack of social awareness, and the lower shittier, UNawakened path is now for you gURLFREN'~!
 
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Sorry,
My Saturn is in Aquarius as well but it is in my 3rd house. What does it really mean?
Saturn in 3rd means issues with communication. It could make you a bit cold or reserved, prone to depression or isolation.

I’ve got Saturn in the 1st which is the house of self. During my Saturn return I had a huge self crisis.

Maybe I should start an astrology thread 😅

I see she's still living her best superspreader life. I wonder if she hates her new flat? She's never home and would rather work in a cafe, during the height of the 2nd wave.
I don’t think I’d like to be in that flat either. It’s too dark. I noticed she always has the blinds closed, so the view must be bad. Her last flat in nottinghill was gorgeous and bright.
 
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Saturn in 3rd means issues with communication. It could make you a bit cold or reserved, prone to depression or isolation.

I’ve got Saturn in the 1st which is the house of self. During my Saturn return I had a huge self crisis.

Maybe I should start an astrology thread 😅



I don’t think I’d like to be in that flat either. It’s too dark. I noticed she always has the blinds closed, so the view must be bad. Her last flat in nottinghill was gorgeous and bright.
Her radiant skin will soon shine a light on the place.⚡
 
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I was thinking about how Niomi keeps saying how sHe WaS oN tHe WroNg pAtH BUT NOW iS On ThE riGhT pAtH and not to get SUPER DWEEBY & philosophical but there's been a whole lot of theories about how humanity is going through a split and there's the people who are evolving and "awakening" and then those who remain "asleep" who don't acknowledge a higher purpose & continue living as shallow/robotic sad empty bags of flesh. you've probably noticed this in your own lives & those around you - those going down or those going up.. I was thinking, Niomi was actually on the path to an awakening & personal evolution by living in India, learning ayurveda, being a part of a soulful raw culture, being pulled from her superficial posh bubble & realizing that none of her "status" means tit in India, & thus learning how little that superficial status means in one's life & happiness, etcetc, but INSTEAD HER DIM SHALLOW EMPTY SOUL DECIDED THAT WASNT FOR HER NOPE. MATCHA AND NARCISSISTIC SURFACE LEVEL BULLSHIT, INDULGENT SELFIES & POSTS ARE WHAT HER SOUL IS DESTINED FOR. I literally feel her life path forked at the beginning of the pandemic, and then offered another last chance throughout lockdown & she kept choosing her shallow selfish existence until life said okay that's your path now & this guy Joe ain't a part of it bc he is actually destined for the awakened path. so here's your selfish vapid idiot friends back & your total lack of social awareness, and the lower shittier, UNawakened path is now for you gURLFREN'~!
Yes!! This pandemic has made me realize that I’ve been living life completely wrong. Too selfish and too superficial.

I lost everything when this started. I lost my job, my home, and all my possessions. I’ve gotten rid of my toxic friends and I’ve had to move back in with my mother at 35... and yet, I feel free. It felt like a nightmare in the beginning but it needed to happen.

Hopefully others are realizing what’s really important in life. Unfortunately, Niomi seems completely oblivious to what’s happening around her.
 
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Saturn in 3rd means issues with communication. It could make you a bit cold or reserved, prone to depression or isolation.

I’ve got Saturn in the 1st which is the house of self. During my Saturn return I had a huge self crisis.

Maybe I should start an astrology thread 😅



I don’t think I’d like to be in that flat either. It’s too dark. I noticed she always has the blinds closed, so the view must be bad. Her last flat in nottinghill was gorgeous and bright.
Saturn is in my first house too, I regularly have a huge self crisis LOL Start the thread, I'd follow you ♥
 
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Oh my goodness!!Get ready for gifted , revealing pyjamas and free hot chocolate posts.........yawn.😴😴😴
I think she's already got those things, including expensive hot chocolate haha!

What an absolute fruitloop.
 
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Yes!! This pandemic has made me realize that I’ve been living life completely wrong. Too selfish and too superficial.

I lost everything when this started. I lost my job, my home, and all my possessions. I’ve gotten rid of my toxic friends and I’ve had to move back in with my mother at 35... and yet, I feel free. It felt like a nightmare in the beginning but it needed to happen.

Hopefully others are realizing what’s really important in life. Unfortunately, Niomi seems completely oblivious to what’s happening around her.
yes I totally feel this!!! I definitely have had some tit things happen over the last year, but feel the same in that the ultimate outcome was a net positive for my life despite the pain along the way. it definitely seems to be happening to everyone, and it really seems how they handle it that is determining their ultimate path & happiness.

and on another note...I WOULD ALSO LOVE FOR YOU TO START AN ASTROLOGY THREAD PLEZ :ROFLMAO: 🙏
 
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She 100% does dislike that flat. Most of us would--it's tiny and dark and oddly shaped. It was also done up by another influencer who used it for loads of content so Niomi can't do anything 'new' with it for content. I imagine it's a stop gap until everything calms down and she can find something better. I doubt the 'wardrobe' is doing much for her hips, either--you need athletic skills just to get dressed in that little hole.
 
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I was thinking about how Niomi keeps saying how sHe WaS oN tHe WroNg pAtH BUT NOW iS On ThE riGhT pAtH and not to get SUPER DWEEBY & philosophical but there's been a whole lot of theories about how humanity is going through a split and there's the people who are evolving and "awakening" and then those who remain "asleep" who don't acknowledge a higher purpose & continue living as shallow/robotic sad empty bags of flesh. you've probably noticed this in your own lives & those around you - those going down or those going up.. I was thinking, Niomi was actually on the path to an awakening & personal evolution by living in India, learning ayurveda, being a part of a soulful raw culture, being pulled from her superficial posh bubble & realizing that none of her "status" means tit in India, & thus learning how little that superficial status means in one's life & happiness, etcetc, but INSTEAD HER DIM SHALLOW EMPTY SOUL DECIDED THAT WASNT FOR HER NOPE. MATCHA AND NARCISSISTIC SURFACE LEVEL BULLSHIT, INDULGENT SELFIES & POSTS ARE WHAT HER SOUL IS DESTINED FOR. I literally feel her life path forked at the beginning of the pandemic, and then offered another last chance throughout lockdown & she kept choosing her shallow selfish existence until life said okay that's your path now & this guy Joe ain't a part of it bc he is actually destined for the awakened path. so here's your selfish vapid idiot friends back & your total lack of social awareness, and the lower shittier, UNawakened path is now for you gURLFREN'~!
This is such a brilliant post, but I particularly love the way you ended it 😂
 
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Watching back their isolation/lockdown vlogs it’s really apparent how disconnected she seemed from Joe’s family. I understand they were separate from them in a guest house (a bloody amazing guest house at that!) but she talks about his parents in the most awkward way. She refers to them “at the main house” and “Joe’s parents” but almost wincing as she says it. Maybe that’s something to do with the split? Baring in mind she’d stayed there even without Joe when he was away with work so she must have had an actual good relationship with them at some point. She never called them by their names which may have been to protect their privacy but it was always seemingly awkward. I know for a good chunk of lockdown they couldn’t socialise with them due to their quarantine and the general rules but let’s be honest she’s hardly a stickler for the rules. The rush to get back to London and live in the flat cramped with Freddie was odd in itself but maybe she/Joe fell out with his parents? Joe’s dad seemed to really admire her and she shared things he’d done for her etc but we never heard anything about her mother-in-law to be.

I also really really really hope she is packing up and going back to Brighton for this lockdown. The darkness and coldness and the fact it’s so polar opposite to the first lockdown for her makes me really worried for her mental health 🥺 I know most people on here don’t agree with how much she is flouting around London (me included) but she’s obviously hurting and confused and for some reason trying to pretend she’s ‘the happiest she’s ever been’ when anyone can see that’s not true. I don’t know what minimum of 4 weeks in the face of that flat/cave will do to her already poor mental health 🙁
 
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Watching back their isolation/lockdown vlogs it’s really apparent how disconnected she seemed from Joe’s family. I understand they were separate from them in a guest house (a bloody amazing guest house at that!) but she talks about his parents in the most awkward way. She refers to them “at the main house” and “Joe’s parents” but almost wincing as she says it. Maybe that’s something to do with the split? Baring in mind she’d stayed there even without Joe when he was away with work so she must have had an actual good relationship with them at some point. She never called them by their names which may have been to protect their privacy but it was always seemingly awkward. I know for a good chunk of lockdown they couldn’t socialise with them due to their quarantine and the general rules but let’s be honest she’s hardly a stickler for the rules. The rush to get back to London and live in the flat cramped with Freddie was odd in itself but maybe she/Joe fell out with his parents? Joe’s dad seemed to really admire her and she shared things he’d done for her etc but we never heard anything about her mother-in-law to be.

I also really really really hope she is packing up and going back to Brighton for this lockdown. The darkness and coldness and the fact it’s so polar opposite to the first lockdown for her makes me really worried for her mental health 🥺 I know most people on here don’t agree with how much she is flouting around London (me included) but she’s obviously hurting and confused and for some reason trying to pretend she’s ‘the happiest she’s ever been’ when anyone can see that’s not true. I don’t know what minimum of 4 weeks in the face of that flat/cave will do to her already poor mental health 🙁
I think she is happy. Her cringe behaviour shows how she didnt really want the cosy life with Joeeeeey.. There's the madness for me. That was the wrong path and she could only sustain it by controlling him. He bailed and she got her vacuous life back. Pahhfect.
 
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