Niomi Smart #10 Tier 2 blues, a lot of booze and new screws...Dimbob no longer a snooze

[BigQueenEnergy]

Yep, he's 100% a duck boy. It's women's intuition

Remember how Niomi said she's going through her Saturn return in a podcast? She actually is. I thought she was a year younger for some reason. She was born in 1992, right?

She started her Saturn return in March this year... so yeah, her life has certainly flipped this year.

Do you think Niomi will do vlogmas?

I doubt it. I'm kinda surprised she's stayed in London, tbh. I thought she would've gone to her mums.

 

[Pundertaker]

Do you think Niomi will do vlogmas?

I don't know how she could do a decent one at the moment tbh. Vlockdown?! 24 days of post-crying face in the Vault of Darkness/flat? She'd turn grey from all the activated charcoal porridge

 

[emm]

I don't know how she could do a decent one at the moment tbh. Vlockdown?! 24 days of post-crying face in the Vault of Darkness/flat? She'd turn grey from all the activated charcoal porridge

yeh without events etc itd be so dull

 

[Coldfeet]

Do you think Niomi will do vlogmas?

Hope not!!Cringe posts in a skimpy Santa outfit with fur hood

 

[milanolo]

Hope not!!Cringe posts in a skimpy Santa outfit with fur hood

Good god woman, don't give her any more ideas!

It won't be vlogmas anymore, it'll be Nimbobs OnlyFansmas instead.

 

[earlgrey]

It would be a very different vlogmas for sure, I'm sure her emotions are all over place / she's starting a new relationship(?) so maybe vlogging every day is not wise.

If she does I predict she'll do all her classics, minus Joe's hamper:
1) Get up at 6am, complain she's woken up late
2) Sickening Xmas PO box opening
3) Play with her cute sister while checking back to make sure the camera's rolling
4) One token video crying about a world disaster/the homeless
5) One mention of volunteering or charity
6) At least one classic christmas recipe ruined healthified
7) A really busy day of emails
8) Gifted experiences left and right
9) A "much needed" pamper evening

Any more?

 

[influencer12]

She can't remember when she became vegan now

 

[milochilo]

in her recent IG post she talks about what was it like when she first started vegan diet. Am I the only one who thinks she’s being passive agresive in the comments? also who is taking the picture?

 

[emm]

It would be a very different vlogmas for sure, I'm sure her emotions are all over place / she's starting a new relationship(?) so maybe vlogging every day is not wise.

If she does I predict she'll do all her classics, minus Joe's hamper:
1) Get up at 6am, complain she's woken up late
2) Sickening Xmas PO box opening
3) Play with her cute sister while checking back to make sure the camera's rolling
4) One token video crying about a world disaster/the homeless
5) One mention of volunteering or charity
6) At least one classic christmas recipe ruined healthified
7) A really busy day of emails
8) Gifted experiences left and right
9) A "much needed" pamper evening

Any more?

6) + ruined/healtified with an added kilo of nutritional yeast for something that looks vagely like the original but has a totally different unrelated flavour profile
10) meeting up with hundreds of different people without a mask regardless of the restrictions at that time

 

[judgejohndeed]

"you probably know better than me from the videos" w o w....what a cow!! No Niomi, you should know when you went vegan (actually you're only plant based anyway...) and adding on a couple of years hoping nobody will notice, GTFO.

 

[lemonlime]

I don't know how she could do a decent one at the moment tbh. Vlockdown?! 24 days of post-crying face in the Vault of Darkness/flat? She'd turn grey from all the activated charcoal porridge

Vault of Darkness

 

[Coldfeet]

It would be a very different vlogmas for sure, I'm sure her emotions are all over place / she's starting a new relationship(?) so maybe vlogging every day is not wise.

If she does I predict she'll do all her classics, minus Joe's hamper:
1) Get up at 6am, complain she's woken up late
2) Sickening Xmas PO box opening
3) Play with her cute sister while checking back to make sure the camera's rolling
4) One token video crying about a world disaster/the homeless
5) One mention of volunteering or charity
6) At least one classic christmas recipe ruined healthified
7) A really busy day of emails
8) Gifted experiences left and right
9) A "much needed" pamper evening

Any more?

And a partridge in a (vegan) pear tree!!

 

[Lamermer]

I was veg for 16 years and had no issues remembering when I started.

In the minority here but I love her flat. My condo has no character so I like how quirky it is. Niomi should take a cue from the friend she's renting it from and buy up something in London. Even if for an investment! If I had enough cash and was living in London I absolutely would.

 

[Lionsden]

She can't remember when she became vegan now

That's because...she's not vegan. I remember the exact date I became vegan because I see it as a turning point´in my life that I celebrate every year.

 

[judgejohndeed]

In the minority here but I love her flat. My condo has no character so I like how quirky it is.

I really love it too. I know it’s quite dark and that may not be up everyone’s street especially in winter, but I love the colours and it would be so cosy with lots of candles. I agree with everyone that it’s obviously not to Niomi’s taste though, her previous flats have all been really big and light and airy

 

[EGuyUK]

Have you seen her latest insta story about the plant based flapjack?

She's not even taking a bite is she, just pretending

Also someone else inside her flat when we are in a nationwide lockdown - great work.

 

[Lionsden]

"you probably know better than me from the videos" w o w....what a cow!! No Niomi, you should know when you went vegan (actually you're only plant based anyway...) and adding on a couple of years hoping nobody will notice, GTFO.

She probably counts from the first time she tried a vegan dish.

 

[Coldfeet]

Have you seen her latest insta story about the plant based flapjack?

She's not even taking a bite is she, just pretending

Also someone else inside her flat when we are in a nationwide lockdown - great work.

Yep. Can see her nipping into Tesco for those delights. Definitely posing and not eating.

 

[Taetae95]

In the minority here but I love her flat.

Apart from it being dark I like it too, it looks cute and cosy!

Hope not!!Cringe posts in a skimpy Santa outfit with fur hood

Treating us to a little Jingle Bell Rock a la Mean Girls vibes

 

[jjhv]

Yep. Can see her nipping into Tesco for those delights. Definitely posing and not eating.

before bite:

after bite:

So delicious she didn’t even take a bite!