hahahah the shadeNot all us Aussies are sun damaged
But yes, he does look remarkably like an Aussie chippy on smoko
Niomi Smart #10 Tier 2 blues, a lot of booze and new screws...Dimbob no longer a snooze
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go on love, start wiping your gf's yoga mat down
Omg. Canāt cope with her vapid Lockdown photoshoot grid posts. Could. You. Be more. Vapid. Starting to feel this with basically all influencers now, so over it
ETA honestly what did she and joe even have in common to begin with? He seems semi-cultured at least, he reads, is moderately into politics etc... what did they talk about? Where he could be dragged to take more pictures of her every day for her Instagram? duck lmao
ETA honestly what did she and joe even have in common to begin with? He seems semi-cultured at least, he reads, is moderately into politics etc... what did they talk about? Where he could be dragged to take more pictures of her every day for her Instagram? duck lmao
A lot of people are realizing this year that theyāre sick of the superficial and are searching for more meaning.
Perhaps Joe realized how shallow and empty she is? I think sheās always been like this but weāre only just noticing it.
I canāt deal with her constant selfies and photo shoots anymore. Itās sick. Nobody gives a tit about appearances right now. Weāve all got bigger things to worry about.
"hosting retreats" always makes me thing of the "charity work" rich middle aged ish women who don't work do (I'm thinking the kind of thing Real Housewives etc etc)Another great article- makes a lot of sense.
What drew you to creating your own skincare brand?
I felt like there was something missing from my own personal skincare routine and I just couldnāt find anything that I was completely 100 per cent happy with. I set myself a goal of creating the ideal skincare brand that ticked all my boxes, but my main priority was that they actually work and have really strong skin benefits.
Top tips for eating for your skin?
The number one thing is keeping hydrated by drinking lots of water and keeping your diet as diverse as possible ā itās all about balance.
yeah, balance of smoothie bowls
You have amassed a huge following on both Instagram and YouTube ā how do you stay grounded? (this question
I have recently been on a yoga teacher training course and have learned so much about meditation. Iāve always loved yoga, but this has really taken it to a whole new level. This year has been tricky to manoeuvre; our world has been turned upside down and itās all about adapting to the new normal. The way that Iāve been dealing with that is through meditation and just accepting that actually, sometimes things are completely out of our control.
yeah, yoga, meditation, and don't forget the running around without a mask! that helps too
How have you found creating engaging content over lockdown and whilst working from home?
Iāve just had to accept that things are going to be different. Iām lucky enough to have one of my close friends as my photographer, so even though weāve had to see each other from a distance, she can still create content with me.
having prosecco in the middle of the day with your 'friend', from a distance
From Eat Smart to Smart Skin ā what will be your next venture?
Weāre already working on the second launch for Smart Skin, which is exciting! Itās tricky at the moment with COVID, but eventually, Iād love to teach people yoga, create yoga videos online and host retreats at some point down the line.
yeah, it is so tricky during COVID to make yoga videos online, from your home, it is much better to attend endless yoga lessons and working from a cafe
Niomi Smart on Skincare & Sustainability
Having mastered the art of plant-based eating with her debut cookbook Eat Smart, amassed over 1 million followers on both YouTube and Instagram, andwww.countryandtownhouse.co.uk
He certainly does!!!!! Darker skin, quite dapper looking and the beard! Well done!!!
He also lives in Wandsworth (hiya nimbobs) which explains her being south of the river.
Mislead ābout Covid spread.. last BF ate bread, so sheās found Joey 2.0 instead
couldnāt help myself, had to update itomg where is this? need to see. ta!Lmao
And yes! I thought she got with Joe to make Marcus jealous too! In one of her early vlogs when she first got with Joe and was showing him off, she mentions something about how she read Geminiās will hear from their ex. And she says itās true because her ex messaged her. She looked super smug when she said it. She definitely felt like she āWonā that breakup.
I think this might be the one? Sheās talked a lot about astrology over the years actually. But just really basic tit.
At 12:12 she talks about how an āold flameā contacted her.
whatevre it would be i imagine very little (obviously by whatever I mean either Acai bowsl or smoothie bowls, weather dependent ofc)Imagine the food they'd be offered???
I thought this was Niomi at quick glance!
Niomi: complains she lost herself in relationship
Also Niomi: dyed her hair to fit in with reboundās crowd
honestly seems a bit of a bunny boiler to me
Sun-damaged or not, I find him quite sexy, in a different way than Joe. It appears that their lifestyles are more similar, so here's hoping they're a better match.
Great detective work!
Great detective work!
Itās like sheās got rid of Joe and picked up with him again 10 years later.
Iām not sure quite how to articulate it but there s a difference between Joe & Niomiās families. Joeās family seem like they have a bit more depth to them. His parents have lovely taste when it comes to decor, his sister works in the arts... Just a different vibe, they are less flashy or something.
I hate snobbery but sometimes different backgrounds or outlooks impact relationships.
On the face of it the new guy seems flashier,
I really enjoyed watching Niomi when she first lived in Notting Hill. Iām struggling to like her now but Id like to give her the benefit of the doubt as Iām sure sheās having a hard time.
I hate snobbery but sometimes different backgrounds or outlooks impact relationships.
On the face of it the new guy seems flashier,
I really enjoyed watching Niomi when she first lived in Notting Hill. Iām struggling to like her now but Id like to give her the benefit of the doubt as Iām sure sheās having a hard time.
Or at an ICU.Next is going to be a guy who works in a mask production company
The irony
Yeah, so did Terrina.
Yeah, she's more like an Essex girl.
He looks fifty.Looks like her new bloke is one of those people who uses Twitter just to complain!
He'll be pleased Princess Superspreader gets free stays in hotels in that case.
Also, it looks like his brother or cousin (same surname) is an England and Yorkshire crickter. So is Niomi just using her cricket connections to find a new man? Yikes! As someone else said, I had no idea the cricket world was so incestuous.
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