I walked past a white van in traffic yesterday which was blasting out ‘do they know it’s Christmas’ at top volume. I do now
New baby and post birth advice #37 The only way to eat porridge is to tip it in the bin
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Oh she's defo got the Shazza personality (sometimes even a Karen)That's amazing!Well done Sharon or Berryl! (I forgot who's who
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She tested the OTs stander, but if she continues like this she won't need her custom one
she's a mega troll I'm absolutely sure of it. Had no interest for months, did 20mins in the frame and now she thinks she can do this solo. She's taking the mickThat kid is going places I’m telling yaOh she's defo got the Shazza personality (sometimes even a Karen)
She tested the OTs stander, but if she continues like this she won't need her custom one
Can you imagine, getting some visits to discuss your complaints where you may have discussed t2's needs and t2 just strolls in casuallyOh she's defo got the Shazza personality (sometimes even a Karen)
She tested the OTs stander, but if she continues like this she won't need her custom one
I'd be mortifiedCan you imagine, getting some visits to discuss your complaints where you may have discussed t2's needs and t2 just strolls in casually
If she wasn't 15months old I say she was doing it on purpose 
I need to find out where you work just to come in and belt out ‘do they know it’s Christmas’ dying at the idea of you escorting me out
Yesss T2 she’ll be causing trouble in the orient in no time!Twin 2 has just pulled herself to stand
Lasted 0.00001 seconds but she pulled herself up. Who even is she?!
BRB going to cry hard into a bacon barm🥹🥹
We need to get them to play Step into Christmas everytime she walks through the doors to start her shift
I would pay good money, we could claim it back from you’ve been framed anywayWe need to get them to play Step into Christmas everytime she walks through the doors to start her shift
Or Crime stoppers when she goes on a psychopathic rampageI would pay good money, we could claim it back from you’ve been framed anyway
I warn both you heathens we have a full glass store front so when I'm yeeting you out prepare for CARNAGE
Jingle my bleeping bells muvvafooookersssssssss
Jingle my bleeping bells muvvafooookersssssssss
Mr G is driving me mad today. He’s not well - he’s got a cold, like I had last week when I just got on with everything as usual and he’s so grumpy. I just tripped over his feet because he was sat on the sofa with his legs stretched out and I was carrying the babies lunch so couldn’t see and he made such a big deal out of it you’d think I’d driven a car into his legs 
Also, we now have a dishwasher in our kitchen. He’s banged on about having one since we moved into this house. So please tell me why he’s leaving multiple glasses/plates on the side on top of it every day??!
Also, we now have a dishwasher in our kitchen. He’s banged on about having one since we moved into this house. So please tell me why he’s leaving multiple glasses/plates on the side on top of it every day??!
Do crime stoppers pay? If not I’m sure ladbible could give us a fiverOr Crime stoppers when she goes on a psychopathic rampage
actually crying I said I was going to yeet something to my OH the other day and he was like you never say that where’ve you got it from just realised it’s you writing it on here 
Another bloody viral rash, this time it’s round her mouth and on her knees randomly ??? She’s otherwise fine, so I’m praying nursery will take her tomorrow because I’ve ran out of paid leave at work 
Yes we have a man child here who does that as well. Tbf he does get this from his parents, who weirdly leave everything on the side and load the dishwasher first thing in the morning.
howling, because T2 would do this to @I’mThankyou_ just to show her upCan you imagine, getting some visits to discuss your complaints where you may have discussed t2's needs and t2 just strolls in casually
They won’t see the one on her knees, if they ask about the mouth then it could be teething…surely…Another bloody viral rash, this time it’s round her mouth and on her knees randomly ??? She’s otherwise fine, so I’m praying nursery will take her tomorrow because I’ve ran out of paid leave at work
They give rewards for information from time to time, they'd definitely have one for an axe welding soup making pumpkin
We better pack it in or we’d get pelted with the soup attemptsThey give rewards for information from time to time, they'd definitely have one for an axe welding soup making pumpkin
They’ll see her knees when they change her nappyYes we have a man child here who does that as well. Tbf he does get this from his parents, who weirdly leave everything on the side and load the dishwasher first thing in the morning.
howling, because T2 would do this to @I’mThankyou_ just to show her up
They won’t see the one on her knees, if they ask about the mouth then it could be teething…surely…
and her key worker phones me in a panic if she so much as farts They’ll see her knees when they change her nappy
Ah yes right enough
I don’t know what’s wrong with little crazy cat but she is choking and coughing on every single sip of milk from her bottle. She cannot drink anything and I don’t know what to do or what it is.
She’s always been bad at taking bottles but I’ve never ever know this.
GP? I guess
She’s always been bad at taking bottles but I’ve never ever know this.
GP? I guess
She phoned me last week because she’d had her bottle a bit earlier than normalAh yes right enough
like idk she’s probs just hungry bugger off- Status