A story on ready salted crisps, maybe she’s after a walkers brand deal now too ![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
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![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
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Do you ever find stuff like that just so mindlessly tedious you flick through it and barely notice? She is so dull!A story on ready salted crisps, maybe she’s after a walkers brand deal now too![]()
Cartier Jewelry but can’t afford pain reliefI can’t believe nobody gifted her a tens machine so she had to buy herself a cheap one at the last minute![]()
Because pain relief won’t get her likes on instagramCartier Jewelry but can’t afford pain relief
When anyone announces their pregnancy early it feels like they’re pregnant for forever.Is she still
Pregnant!? Longer than my own pregnancy and that felt like forever.
I’ve not been on here for a little while, I was expected a 3 month old. - all done and dusted! Time flies.
I feel like she announced it the second she found out?When anyone announces their pregnancy early it feels like they’re pregnant for forever.
HAVE TO BE MONITORED DAILY…. Munchausens goals. Translates as I rocked up to the hospital demanding attention supply. So concerned with health that crams body with absolute junk food on a daily basis. Calmed down quickly enough after supply given for a non funny Andrew shopping jokeIT BEGINS
Honestly! And then right back to puzzles and taking the piss out of Andrew (to be fair his spelling is atrocious) but she’s not exactly a flipping genius!HAVE TO BE MONITORED DAILY…. Munchausens goals. Translates as I rocked up to the hospital demanding attention supply
Also who thinks “I’m in hospital and there might be something wrong with my baby, but let me take some pictures” 🫠Honestly! And then right back to puzzles and taking the piss out of Andrew (to be fair his spelling is atrocious) but she’s not exactly a flipping genius!
She’s the sort that if he tries to leave her will invent that she’s got 6 months to live or somethingHonestly! And then right back to puzzles and taking the piss out of Andrew (to be fair his spelling is atrocious) but she’s not exactly a flipping genius!
Also who thinks “I’m in hospital and there might be something wrong with my baby, but let me take some pictures” 🫠
Thank you!!!! Her diet is shocking even her smoothies she was making which seemed to disappear weren’t nutrient dense.So concerned with health that crams body with absolute junk food on a daily basis.
She eats like a child, talks like a child, probably thinks the baby will quietly lie there whilst she does her puzzles and eats her Christmas puds and ready salted crispsThank you!!!! Her diet is shocking even her smoothies she was making which seemed to disappear weren’t nutrient dense.
She won’t be posting from behind the Caesarean curtain because she will have 16 doctors and 20 nurses working on her (5 just for her anxiety) but don’t worry Andrew will be there decked out in scrubs grinning like he’s just had a lobotomy and misspelling next weeks shopping list so when the imaginary medical drama is over she can forget she mentioned it and start posting her comedy stories againAnother 3 weeks of this at least;I know I know I’m exaggerating) but am I??,, but she’s 40 weeks now so maybe not, but don’t believe she’s 40 weeks. #sendherhome
So impatient!
raspberry tea and yoga ball.
Aside from jest I know it’s an anxious time and hope all goes well. However I have visions of her posting from behind the Caesarian
curtain.
Is 40
Weeks even a thing nowadays??????
Munchausens…I would put money on it, remember the cut leg?Definitely a very anxious time but… still, whyyyyyyyy post these updates to the total randoms that follow you?! It’s just weird isn’t it?! It seems like very personal information?
Because she gets sooo many messages thanking her for keeping it realDefinitely a very anxious time but… still, whyyyyyyyy post these updates to the total randoms that follow you?! It’s just weird isn’t it?! It seems like very personal information?