Names You Can’t Stand #4 It’s heaven spelt backwards.

[HeCannitSeeMan]

A lady came into my work and her name was Clementine. I actually thought it was super cute, then I looked up and saw what I can only describe as ms trunchbull.

also updating newborns registries and this pair of bright sparks called their boy D’ood. I tit you not.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

There’s a make up artist from Liverpool on Instagram who has called her little girl Jagger J and her little boy Saint G

Who’s this I’m from Liverpool so need to know never to book in with this person

 

[Adayinthelife]

Lol but true, whenever you ask someone with that name they always tell you that

Only ever heard it on Tony the white power ranger I had a crush on and the Frosties Tiger,



I like that, Wanted to call my rabbit that but she ended up as Isabella.



Think Ever wins the prize for today.

Leanne Ford (her of the weird relationship with her brother where they have to put the hashtag #SiblingsNotSpouses up in their programmes) called her son Ever Allen

 

[Annecdote]

Who’s this I’m from Liverpool so need to know never to book in with this person

You’ll have probably seen her! Katie Bishop!

 

[watermelon sugar]

Matthieu - what's wrong with normal Matthew

I also know a 'Ashlie' who has her name on Facebook as first name Ash second name Lie

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Matthieu - what's wrong with normal Matthew

Agree, it comes across as pretentious unless the child has French ancestry

 

[Savannah_xx]

With these wacky names these days I honestly think parents forget about school and high school at the time, school kids can be harsh

 

[WilmaHun]

Someone on my Facebook has just uploaded a pic of their daughter “my perfect Jaycee-louu”

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

I think “mODerN” names are being spent in complete opposition to Irish names!

 

[Offtobuttonmoon]

I came across someone on instagram who named her children the following. I genuinely wish I was joking...

Bolan-Billy Super Duper

Queen Bunny-Monroe

Hendrix Cobain Santa Claus

Ziggy-Ramone Unicorn Prince

Lennon-William Egg Butty

Egg butty?!! I'm done

 

[Louisej3]

Someone on my Facebook has just uploaded a pic of their daughter “my perfect Jaycee-louu”

I know a Jayme-Lou named after her dad Lewis Jay
I've seen someone on Facebook name her kids Mercedes-Sienna, Skyler-Cherrii, Gypsii and Willo
A girl i was at school with had a bunch of kids Mikey, Georgie, Archie and Sienna Valentina Ocean why do people do it their kids

 

[petitspois]

I’ve just come across someone on FB called Dawn Prawn

 

[Offtobuttonmoon]

I’ve just come across someone on FB called Dawn Prawn

I hope Dawn Prawn and Egg Butty hook up in the future

 

[PinkFigs]

A friend’s mum is Patricia Pratt, but is known as Pat, so Pat Pratt

 

[sephylily]

i know a set of siblings called dallas-rae and wade-mason. there's another one too but i can't remember the name.

 

[Louisej3]

Anavaeh

 

[Dont swipe up!]

I hope Dawn Prawn and Egg Butty hook up in the future

And have a kid called prawn butty

 

[ElectricDreams]

I know a kid called Connor Bonner... You just wouldn't! A girl I know had a baby and called him SJ. I assumed it was a nickname and he was really called something else and that was just his initials, but apparently that's actually his proper name!

 

[Inforapenny]

I know a Jayme-Lou named after her dad Lewis Jay
I've seen someone on Facebook name her kids Mercedes-Sienna, Skyler-Cherrii, Gypsii and Willo
A girl i was at school with had a bunch of kids Mikey, Georgie, Archie and Sienna Valentina Ocean why do people do it their kids

Ah I have a soft spot for the name Sienna and also Skyler

 

[maytoseptember]

Anavaeh

“It’s Heavana spelled backwards!”