My name is Maddie and I have no talent. I am the Argos, Amy Whinehouse. I just drone on, like a depressed A level student. My parents think I am the next Adele. But they are always stoned, and are lying fantasists. They took me, and sis out of school because I am so precious. The school and the pupils are all bullies. So I have been educated at home. Which involves sitting around eating crap, going to art galleries, and being on social media nonstop. I have no life skills. I live like a squatter with my dysfunctional family, and write songs about ME. Mum says I don't need any qualifications and Uni will be begging me to go there, because home schoolers are special. This time next year we will all be millionaires.
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I believe I’ve come across most types of personalities in my life but these two take the biscuit for being the most phoney scheming patronising hypocritical people I’ve come across. I know we’re judging them based on what we see in vlogs and not real life as such but nevertheless..When she said today that they have the most amazing followers and he then said I’ll go one step further and say you’re my best friends I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Of course WE all know it’s a load of bollocks but their followers won’t and he knows that. The lengths they will go to to keep the poor sods watching them is shameful. What they’re doing is taking advantage of these people and using them for their own gain.
Also, I’ve lost count of the times she’ll start off a story with ALL my friends then mentions one name usually Lisa
She did it recently on LW discussing whatever and said LOTS of my friends then quickly realised and changed it to a couple of friends.
How much longer is this woman going to get away with talking tit...and getting paid for talking tit
Also, I’ve lost count of the times she’ll start off a story with ALL my friends then mentions one name usually Lisa
She did it recently on LW discussing whatever and said LOTS of my friends then quickly realised and changed it to a couple of friends.How much longer is this woman going to get away with talking tit...and getting paid for talking tit
He said the subs were his best friends? 
Oh dear that is really weird. I notice they over do the we have the best subs when they are sucking up after a bad weeks of views or some outing comments. Maniplitive. I wonder if they use these tactics on their girls?
I just can't be arsed to look at their stuff at the moment and I don't really feel like brain numbing shite right now.
Although, I did just look at Nadia's Insta stories with the attached clip of their recent vlog; the one where Mark throws water over Nadia and the new furniture Mark was so cheesy, he seems to be really over acting lately. The over the top fake hysterical hyena laughter to try and make people think they are SO fun is bloody cringy and so fake.
Oh dear that is really weird. I notice they over do the we have the best subs when they are sucking up after a bad weeks of views or some outing comments. Maniplitive. I wonder if they use these tactics on their girls? I just can't be arsed to look at their stuff at the moment and I don't really feel like brain numbing shite right now.
Although, I did just look at Nadia's Insta stories with the attached clip of their recent vlog; the one where Mark throws water over Nadia and the new furniture Mark was so cheesy, he seems to be really over acting lately. The over the top fake hysterical hyena laughter to try and make people think they are SO fun is bloody cringy and so fake.But imagine how many thousands and thousands of thumbs down they’d have from the normal people who couldn’t stand to watch them anymore..I’d love to see his face thenAll that begging for thumbs up has worked, the last few vlogs have over 1k thumbs up where as a week ago they were lucky if they got 500 thumbs up. How utterly pathetic having to beg for them, seriously.... it won't last either
They are missing a big trick here. They claim to be home schoolers and at a time where a lot of parents in the Uk are having to home school their children, you would think these two would be performance parenting their arses of. We do this, we do that, this is how we do it. This is how we motivate our children, this is how we set aside time for learning etc etc blah blah blah. Instead she said on one of their vlogs she thinks 2 hours a week is enough. Those children are going to struggle when they get into the real world.
What an absolute prize head he is.
Cringe & Fake you ain’t wrong there.He said the subs were his best friends?
I just can't be arsed to look at their stuff at the moment and I don't really feel like brain numbing shite right now.
I can’t stand watching them either they’re disgusting people, I just take the odd peek when we have a lot to say about them on here..then I go for a lie down..
I wrote the same as you upthread. Great minds think alike. He types on his laptop his right hand did all the skinning !I was just thinking about the skinning "typo" issue. Firstly if the word screening was typed on a mobile phone and it was spelt incorrect I cannot for the life of me accept that skinning would come up as a suggested word. Secondly, if it was typed on a laptop, your left hands would type scree for the screening word and it would be the right hands that typed the kinning for the skinning word. Also isn't a typo where you actually spell the intended word wrong,, so for screening you'd maybe spell it screaming... It truly doesn't add up, but what does with them?
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That might be aimed at me! I hope it is. I keep saying he is still drinking and I said he was a Moron!Think we just got our first shout out on the live
We’re not trolls anymore were MoronsThink we have irritated him!!
Hi there Manky Sadderley! Had a wash yet? Too busy drinking and skinning?
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She must be pig sick to think This Morning discusses home schooling (a lot) but has never been asked for her opinion. If it was any other LW who’d been homeschooling for years they wouldn’t think twice about interviewing them.
That says a lot..she isn’t respected by them because she’s loud and talks a load of tit.
So she says she has a hangover and lied on her Instagram about how many drinks she had. She says she put two but had six. All whilst Manky was talking about his sobriety to Sober Dave. They both look terrible. Considering she was the one with the hangover he was the one guzzling water and knocking back coffee. Hmmmm......
I think he said they’re writing a book about home schooling, maybe he’s saved that kind of stuff for it. None of it’ll be true of course.
Yeah I thought it was weird saying she had a hangover then he said he had commented how good water was then goes onto down a glass exactly as you do when dehydrated!! Hmmm!!!
I'm tempted to offer and then provide the wrong answers... God, I'm an evil troll
They do look terrible. She could cook food with the grease from his filthy hair
I can't see her sitting down and contributing to writing a book on home schooling when she spends 2 hours a week educating by doing sweet fk all!! She doen't even have the patience to sit and write 10 questions for subs quiz!
Why would anyone in their right mind get drunk at the exact same time their alcoholic husband is doing a talk on his sobriety on a FB account called Sober Dave? They say trolls have mental health issues, they really need to take a good look at themselves.
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No you’re not evil you’re BRILLIANT! ...Do it!I'm tempted to offer and then provide the wrong answers... God, I'm an evil troll
Oh go on ...please do it. It would be hilarious. I can’t as I was the one on this mornings live who told them to “STOP SCRATCHING “ Now I’m muted.I'm tempted to offer and then provide the wrong answers... God, I'm an evil troll
She was digging in her ear again and then denied scratching. I am amazed at how dense she is, it is all there live for us all to see.Oh go on ...please do it. It would be hilarious. I can’t as I was the one on this mornings live who told them to “STOP SCRATCHING “ Now I’m muted.
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