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I agree with what you said but his kids aren't mortified because that is all the know - this twit.
Someone commented on CC about the camera work being too jumpy/frantic (he was a complete mess, a toddler would have done a better job) Anyhooo comment deleted now. Her hands were touching raw meat then raw eggs. Disgraceful waste of food
Make that 4x 🫣
I lost membership on the 6th… and got it straight back on the 7th. Ffs.
This one seems to have money to burn.
Asking if she can gift memberships in a members live… failing to realise that you need to have membership already, in order to go on the members live
What started as a Nadia and Kaye channel, has almost totally turned into the Mark channel.
For someone who supposedly hates themself so much, he sure does love himself.
Make him go away
Vlogmas #7 "Dina Goes Mad With Staple Gun; Axes Are Ordered; Nadia Tries Measuring and Mark is Horrified." Are you ready for more Xmas excitement from the Sawalha-Adderleys? Thankful, this episode is 31:57 minutes long.
Dina has the tree in a stand. "Do you remember when we were kids and had to put it in a bucket with bricks?' Nadia says "Poor mum, she had to do everything on her own, dad was useless."
Dina asks Nadia if the tree is perpendicular. Nadia says we won't know until the tree is opened. Dina says she doesn't understand her question. Mark is huffing and puffing doing his JOE WICKS! "Have you ever done a tree? Never. So this is how you do it. You do it like this, then you split the net and then spin it, fattest side to the front." 
I am enjoying Dina telling Nadia what to do and to zip it. Nadia makes a comment that the tree stand is cheap. "Cheap? The stand? It's 22 pounds!" Nadia says it is cheap, they are usually 45 pounds. "When's the last time you bought a tree stand?" Nadia tells her to shut-up. Dina asks her if it is straight, she says yeah, but she is not good with distance and measuring. "I didn't ask you about distance or measuring." Mark mumbles something from the living room and Nadia says not to listen to him, he is trying to sabotage them. Dina says it's time to get it into position and Nadia says to the camera "Pray for me."
Dina plonks the tree in the doorway of the other side of the living room. We get a view of skanky sweaty Mark. Dina says she thinks it was obscure the nasty tit in there, there being the living room and Mark's paraphenalia. "We don't need to obscure the nasty tit, because he is going to clear it up, aren't you?" Dina cuts the netting, Nadia shows JOE WICKS! on the phone, "We have to deal with this." It's Mark running place, flipping Nadia the bird on both hands. "It's all wonky!" screams Dina. Nadia tells her they are going to have to do what their mum did, "have a string and attach it to there." There being the top of that glorified crockery cupboard. It doesn't look bad and Nadia says Dina is being overtly critical of it. And anyway, this is the Sawalha-Adderley household where the motto is "If it's half-arsed, it ain't half bad." Mark is doing squat jumps and says they are doing it very wonky. The sisters tell him to shut-up. Nadia tells him she is going to go and throw away some of his stuff.
"Wow! Wow! That already looks amazing!" Nadia is thrilled. "It's transforming!" Dina puts the logs in the little alcove, says she might have to chop them. Nadia mentions Mark doing nothing to help them, as he huffs and puffs away. They Mark it he has an axe and he says no, "I've got quite a few exes." The sisters groan. Dina says if the logs are cut in half they will be perfect. Nadia says "but we haven't got an axe" Dina says they will get one. "Can you even buy axes?" asks Nadia, because they don't have hardware stores in Croydon apparently. Dina says Finlay has an axe. Nadia says that when the logs are all stacked up nicely "it's all "Harpar's and Bazaar." What? Nadia says to remove the logs as they don't look nice, but Dina "needs the vibration." Dina is off to find an axe. Dina comes back, no axe.
Dina switches to finishing the walls, but she only has 1 roll left, Does it go over the arch, or does it go on the wall opposite? Nadia relishes the thought of putting the gingham on the arch, because Mark will have to go through it to use the bathroom and it will annoy him. Nadia goes on about wastage, then she yells at Dina to get the pencil out of her mouth, as Dina ascends the ladder with a roll of wallpaper. Reminds me of an episode of "Tale from the E.R." Some girl was walking from the kitchen to the living room with a fork in her mouth. She tripped and the fork went down her throat. 
Actually, Nadia realizes it's not a pencil, IT'S A KNIFE! Dina is just chuckling with the knife between her teeth and Nadia freaks out. "Mark she at the top of the ladder with a knife in her mouth, A STANLEY KNIFE!" Mark is doing weights at this point. Dina is mumbling something about measuring and cutting with this knife in her teeth. Camera down. Nadia says it looks good and muses blocking off access to the bathroom. Debate on how to cult around the arch. Nadia mentions cutting a piece of card and Mark says "What? Like a badly wrapped present from Nanny Di?" Nadia tells Mark to walk as if he was going to the washroom and Nadia realizes it's not too low for him. I think she thinks he is 6 '5. "You're joking! You're creating an artificial wall?" asks Mark. Nadia says she told him they were going to go big this Vlogmas. Mark says it's not big, it's crap. "SHUSH!" She wraps it around the wall and screams BUM BUMS! at Mark. Mark says he likes their wood. Mark complains of Dina ruining infrastructure and Nadia says it will stay up until it is decorated. "Where are all the bits that are going in it?" Dina tells him none of your beeswax. "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" says Nadia. Nadia considers putting paper up the stairs.
"Is this a higgy Xmas?" asks Mark. Dina says hudde. Mark says hideous. Dina beginning to staple the gingham and Nadia screams "WE DON'T HAVE A LAMPSHADE IN OUR HALL!" Dina says that is a bit weird. "I'm 60 and I haven't got a lampshade in my hall!" Mark said he had one and she took it off. Nadia says the lampshade was disgusting. Nadia tells Mark that they need another roll. He says "duck off." She says she is going to paper over the pictures. "What?" He then says he keeps hearing them talk about sitting around their chalet, "doing what?" Dina shouts "It's the Curly Cooks Corner!" Talking says Nadia. "Talking about what?" Nads says life, Dina says food. Nadia wants rid of the "satellite dish" and Mark says if you want Wifi he has to stay there. Dina says they can hide it. Mark asks if they are going to have their own latrine, like a bucket. "You! There is something so wrong with you, I think I need to send you to a specialist." Dina starts laughing. We see Nadia with a curtain and Dina tells her HE will go batshit mad. The curtain is tied onto a broom. "What the duck are you doing?" "MAARK! Don't. Say. The F word. Everytime you speak!" He says she looks like Minnie Mouse. She is wearing a pom-pom hairband. Dina holds up the curtains, says some German words. Mark says Dina gets to leave and they have to live with this. Dina says the curtain is Nads' idea. "'ellow, who'd you lika da beer und the gingerbread?" Talk about retractable poles. Nadia suggest putting the curtain on a cardboard tube and the tube bends.
Mark witches about the paper and what people will see. "We don't care about people!" "Clearly, you don't care about anyone" says Mark. Dina is sat on the bench and Nads on the steps. "Is that what you are going to be doing?" Nadia yes and he will be getting them beer wearing lederhosen and yes, she has ordered them. It would not surprise me if they had stocks in Amazon. Mark is suprised they are leather and Dina has to inform him that leder means leather, hosen shorts, duh. For someone who has travelled the world, he isn't very worldy is he? I swear some experiences are just wasted on some people. More chat about the extendable pole, until Dina says "We need to go to B&Q." Mark says all the beige makes you look ill, but that is just Mark's usual face. There is mention of snow and Mark asks where is the snow going? Nadia says snow and hides to go on the floor, Dina has a snow machine. Mark says it reminds him of the manager's office in "Are You Being Served?," because wood panelling and logs look exactly the same.
TIME FOR A FLASK OF STRONG CIDER and the dancing faerie. Nadia is measuring the arch now. Dina is laughing at Nadia's inability to measure, asks her why she is measuring above her head, when the distance is the from top to bottom. Nadia says she got a horrible blacking out across her eyes. "It was like sliding doors of blackness over my eyes." Dina is still laughing and Nadia says "It's so true, wherever I want to be is where I get to." Okay. Nadia goes all Confucius on us, sort of. Dina goes to measure and it is 42 cm, measures again and it 107 cm? "Who's playing the fuckin harp?" Dina's phone is going off. Talk about how to order the correct pole. TIME FOR SOME FESTIVE "LURVING." Dina walks past and Nadia asks what is she doing, she can't do that without showing the subs. Dina has put up the gingham for her faux window. "Oh it's so camp Dina!" Dina says they are getting the tackiest picture to put up for their window. Nadia says it needs to be wider, but Dina says it needs the pelmet. "Hilarious. Mark is going to be literally sick." I must say that I am getting some amusement at their desire to piss Mark off with this chalet, even if it is a storyline. Dina says Mark hasn't been to a chalet, he has no idea. Speak of the devil, it's Mark with his wonky face. "Hey Dina! You got like curtains." Dina asks him what he thinks. "You got beef curtains!" WTAF? 1. That ain't funny, it's just vulgar. 2. It is INCREDIBLY SEXIST AND VULVA SHAMING MISOGYNIST SHITE! GET FUCKED MARK FEMINIST POSER ADDERLEY! 
"D'ya like me curtains?" Mark's first thought was they looked like pigtails, where's Heidi? "And presumably you are going to smash a hole to make a window with a view. Dina tells him the window is coming. "Are you getting a cow bell?" Dina has one. Mark says he always wanted a cow bell, but Nadia got him the wrong one. "I want a dumbeeeelll, I want a cow bell." Calm yer tits Veruca Salt! Mark shakes his heaed about and comes back into the chalet. Dina has the tree lit and talks about the details.
Mark commends Chi Chi on her commitment to Vlogmas. She gets all excited and goes out in to the tip that is the garden with her esophagus. Mark is amazed by Dina's glass cleaning abilties with the denture solution. Later, Mark steals a slice of garlic bread-literal filler in this episode. "You know what we should get? Those tennis racket shoes they wear to walk in the snow!" Snowshoes? Nadia tells him to stop getting involved. Shot of the lit tree and dancing gingerbread men. The End.
Dina has the tree in a stand. "Do you remember when we were kids and had to put it in a bucket with bricks?' Nadia says "Poor mum, she had to do everything on her own, dad was useless."
Dina asks Nadia if the tree is perpendicular. Nadia says we won't know until the tree is opened. Dina says she doesn't understand her question. Mark is huffing and puffing doing his JOE WICKS! "Have you ever done a tree? Never. So this is how you do it. You do it like this, then you split the net and then spin it, fattest side to the front." I am enjoying Dina telling Nadia what to do and to zip it. Nadia makes a comment that the tree stand is cheap. "Cheap? The stand? It's 22 pounds!" Nadia says it is cheap, they are usually 45 pounds. "When's the last time you bought a tree stand?" Nadia tells her to shut-up. Dina asks her if it is straight, she says yeah, but she is not good with distance and measuring. "I didn't ask you about distance or measuring." Mark mumbles something from the living room and Nadia says not to listen to him, he is trying to sabotage them. Dina says it's time to get it into position and Nadia says to the camera "Pray for me."Dina plonks the tree in the doorway of the other side of the living room. We get a view of skanky sweaty Mark. Dina says she thinks it was obscure the nasty tit in there, there being the living room and Mark's paraphenalia. "We don't need to obscure the nasty tit, because he is going to clear it up, aren't you?" Dina cuts the netting, Nadia shows JOE WICKS! on the phone, "We have to deal with this." It's Mark running place, flipping Nadia the bird on both hands. "It's all wonky!" screams Dina. Nadia tells her they are going to have to do what their mum did, "have a string and attach it to there." There being the top of that glorified crockery cupboard. It doesn't look bad and Nadia says Dina is being overtly critical of it. And anyway, this is the Sawalha-Adderley household where the motto is "If it's half-arsed, it ain't half bad." Mark is doing squat jumps and says they are doing it very wonky. The sisters tell him to shut-up. Nadia tells him she is going to go and throw away some of his stuff.
"Wow! Wow! That already looks amazing!" Nadia is thrilled. "It's transforming!" Dina puts the logs in the little alcove, says she might have to chop them. Nadia mentions Mark doing nothing to help them, as he huffs and puffs away. They Mark it he has an axe and he says no, "I've got quite a few exes." The sisters groan. Dina says if the logs are cut in half they will be perfect. Nadia says "but we haven't got an axe" Dina says they will get one. "Can you even buy axes?" asks Nadia, because they don't have hardware stores in Croydon apparently. Dina says Finlay has an axe. Nadia says that when the logs are all stacked up nicely "it's all "Harpar's and Bazaar." What? Nadia says to remove the logs as they don't look nice, but Dina "needs the vibration." Dina is off to find an axe. Dina comes back, no axe.
Dina switches to finishing the walls, but she only has 1 roll left, Does it go over the arch, or does it go on the wall opposite? Nadia relishes the thought of putting the gingham on the arch, because Mark will have to go through it to use the bathroom and it will annoy him.
Nadia goes on about wastage, then she yells at Dina to get the pencil out of her mouth, as Dina ascends the ladder with a roll of wallpaper. Reminds me of an episode of "Tale from the E.R." Some girl was walking from the kitchen to the living room with a fork in her mouth. She tripped and the fork went down her throat. Actually, Nadia realizes it's not a pencil, IT'S A KNIFE! Dina is just chuckling with the knife between her teeth and Nadia freaks out. "Mark she at the top of the ladder with a knife in her mouth, A STANLEY KNIFE!" Mark is doing weights at this point. Dina is mumbling something about measuring and cutting with this knife in her teeth. Camera down. Nadia says it looks good and muses blocking off access to the bathroom. Debate on how to cult around the arch. Nadia mentions cutting a piece of card and Mark says "What? Like a badly wrapped present from Nanny Di?" Nadia tells Mark to walk as if he was going to the washroom and Nadia realizes it's not too low for him. I think she thinks he is 6 '5. "You're joking! You're creating an artificial wall?" asks Mark. Nadia says she told him they were going to go big this Vlogmas. Mark says it's not big, it's crap. "SHUSH!" She wraps it around the wall and screams BUM BUMS! at Mark. Mark says he likes their wood. Mark complains of Dina ruining infrastructure and Nadia says it will stay up until it is decorated. "Where are all the bits that are going in it?" Dina tells him none of your beeswax. "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" says Nadia. Nadia considers putting paper up the stairs."Is this a higgy Xmas?" asks Mark. Dina says hudde. Mark says hideous. Dina beginning to staple the gingham and Nadia screams "WE DON'T HAVE A LAMPSHADE IN OUR HALL!" Dina says that is a bit weird. "I'm 60 and I haven't got a lampshade in my hall!" Mark said he had one and she took it off. Nadia says the lampshade was disgusting. Nadia tells Mark that they need another roll. He says "duck off." She says she is going to paper over the pictures. "What?" He then says he keeps hearing them talk about sitting around their chalet, "doing what?" Dina shouts "It's the Curly Cooks Corner!" Talking says Nadia. "Talking about what?" Nads says life, Dina says food. Nadia wants rid of the "satellite dish" and Mark says if you want Wifi he has to stay there. Dina says they can hide it. Mark asks if they are going to have their own latrine, like a bucket. "You! There is something so wrong with you, I think I need to send you to a specialist." Dina starts laughing. We see Nadia with a curtain and Dina tells her HE will go batshit mad. The curtain is tied onto a broom. "What the duck are you doing?" "MAARK! Don't. Say. The F word. Everytime you speak!" He says she looks like Minnie Mouse. She is wearing a pom-pom hairband. Dina holds up the curtains, says some German words. Mark says Dina gets to leave and they have to live with this. Dina says the curtain is Nads' idea. "'ellow, who'd you lika da beer und the gingerbread?" Talk about retractable poles. Nadia suggest putting the curtain on a cardboard tube and the tube bends.
Mark witches about the paper and what people will see. "We don't care about people!" "Clearly, you don't care about anyone" says Mark. Dina is sat on the bench and Nads on the steps. "Is that what you are going to be doing?" Nadia yes and he will be getting them beer wearing lederhosen and yes, she has ordered them. It would not surprise me if they had stocks in Amazon. Mark is suprised they are leather and Dina has to inform him that leder means leather, hosen shorts, duh. For someone who has travelled the world, he isn't very worldy is he? I swear some experiences are just wasted on some people. More chat about the extendable pole, until Dina says "We need to go to B&Q." Mark says all the beige makes you look ill, but that is just Mark's usual face. There is mention of snow and Mark asks where is the snow going? Nadia says snow and hides to go on the floor, Dina has a snow machine. Mark says it reminds him of the manager's office in "Are You Being Served?," because wood panelling and logs look exactly the same.
TIME FOR A FLASK OF STRONG CIDER and the dancing faerie. Nadia is measuring the arch now. Dina is laughing at Nadia's inability to measure, asks her why she is measuring above her head, when the distance is the from top to bottom. Nadia says she got a horrible blacking out across her eyes. "It was like sliding doors of blackness over my eyes." Dina is still laughing and Nadia says "It's so true, wherever I want to be is where I get to." Okay. Nadia goes all Confucius on us, sort of.
Dina goes to measure and it is 42 cm, measures again and it 107 cm? "Who's playing the fuckin harp?" Dina's phone is going off. Talk about how to order the correct pole. TIME FOR SOME FESTIVE "LURVING." Dina walks past and Nadia asks what is she doing, she can't do that without showing the subs. Dina has put up the gingham for her faux window. "Oh it's so camp Dina!" Dina says they are getting the tackiest picture to put up for their window. Nadia says it needs to be wider, but Dina says it needs the pelmet. "Hilarious. Mark is going to be literally sick." I must say that I am getting some amusement at their desire to piss Mark off with this chalet, even if it is a storyline. Dina says Mark hasn't been to a chalet, he has no idea. Speak of the devil, it's Mark with his wonky face. "Hey Dina! You got like curtains." Dina asks him what he thinks. "You got beef curtains!" WTAF? 1. That ain't funny, it's just vulgar. 2. It is INCREDIBLY SEXIST AND VULVA SHAMING MISOGYNIST SHITE! GET FUCKED MARK FEMINIST POSER ADDERLEY! "D'ya like me curtains?" Mark's first thought was they looked like pigtails, where's Heidi? "And presumably you are going to smash a hole to make a window with a view. Dina tells him the window is coming. "Are you getting a cow bell?" Dina has one. Mark says he always wanted a cow bell, but Nadia got him the wrong one. "I want a dumbeeeelll, I want a cow bell." Calm yer tits Veruca Salt! Mark shakes his heaed about and comes back into the chalet. Dina has the tree lit and talks about the details. Mark commends Chi Chi on her commitment to Vlogmas. She gets all excited and goes out in to the tip that is the garden with her esophagus. Mark is amazed by Dina's glass cleaning abilties with the denture solution. Later, Mark steals a slice of garlic bread-literal filler in this episode. "You know what we should get? Those tennis racket shoes they wear to walk in the snow!" Snowshoes? Nadia tells him to stop getting involved. Shot of the lit tree and dancing gingerbread men. The End.
You can’t even cancel the crap.Make that 4x 🫣
I lost membership on the 6th… and got it straight back on the 7th. Ffs.View attachment 2621290View attachment 2621291
This one seems to have money to burn.
Asking if she can gift memberships in a members live… failing to realise that you need to have membership already, in order to go on the members live
What started as a Nadia and Kaye channel, has almost totally turned into the Mark channel.
For someone who supposedly hates themself so much, he sure does love himself.
Make him go away
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screams of desperation when they’re paying members to join
He is no longer a content creator but is now a content producer 
Not for a very long time. You can fool some of the people some of the time…….
I guess he’s stopped training as a mental health counselour….surprise surprise…
I think he has watched too much of the tv series “peep show” in the past
He is trying to copy the set up of talking into the camera whilst walking around his house, it was entertaining then it certainly is not now, with him and his drool, nonsensical patter. I genuinely do not know who would pay for anything they churn out, it is ridiculous to say the very least.
He is trying to copy the set up of talking into the camera whilst walking around his house, it was entertaining then it certainly is not now, with him and his drool, nonsensical patter. I genuinely do not know who would pay for anything they churn out, it is ridiculous to say the very least.
I agree - Peep Show was set in our
'manor' of Croydon, too. "Skin in the game" and all that jazz.Why it takes them all of December to set up their Christmas decorations has never made sense to me. That's enough to make anyone depressed. I can only guess it’s because Mark lack creativity therefore, wants to stretch this tit out for a month and call it content.
He has none of the signs of a genuine alcoholic. Probably had an upset tummy after a shandy one day and self diagnosed himself
Just an excuse to be anti social and not work. same with ADHD diagnosis. All crap. Get out and get a job.Vlogmas #8 "Sexy Advent Calendar; Nadia Has A Bed Accident & They Meet Friend For Some ICING ADVICE." Thanks @diamondtext for stating he is ripping off "Peep Show." I knew I saw that style of filming, but coulldn't pin point where. Here we go, dancing gingerbread men.
Mark's frenetic camera work as he zooms from the living room to the kitchen, into the laundry room, where Nadia is lying on a cardboard box propped up against the counter, clinging for dear life to the edge of the box. She says she cain't bend her knees. Mark and his stupid laugh. She has slid down the box with her leg bent over the Henry, as she keeps saying "My back! My back!" They tell her to roll over and she rolls over. When finally upright she screams "IF YOU DON'T GET THAT BED DONE TODAY, I SWEAR TO GOD!" Geezer girl Dina says "Yer Owwt!" Nadia says she nearly pulled her boob off on the box. Maddie went to say good morning to Nadia and her boobs were stuck on top of the box, yelling help. "You look very thin though Nads" as if to change Nadia's mood. "You looked great." Nadia is having none of his crap. Nadia said it was a good thing Maddie came in. "I didn't do anything. I just stood and watched" says Maddie.
In the car, "Dina where are we off to?" Dina is in the back seat and says Belgravia. 'Mark what for?" Mark says to ice some gems. Nadia says they have a special guest, "We know you all love this person and we're all in a jolly Christmas mood, aren't we, so 1, 2, 3,
We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year." Nadia jiggles the camera around. Mark time. "They said not to wear my horns, but I want to wear my horns, because it is bloody cold." Mark asks if the special guest is Sophie Ellis-Bextor. "We're in Victoria and it is very poash." "BELGRAVIA IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA" says the wall in Eccleston Yards, somewhere Mark has never been because it is posh I suppose. Nadia asks for a drum roll. Is it Michael Gove? No. Is it Sophie Ellis-Bextor? No. Dina asks if it is Cruella? No. It is LEEEEEEEE! Who says he is closer to Sophie than Michael. Mark says he is obsessed with Sophie and doesn't know why. Nadia tells Lee about the Marylebone Xmas Lights and how Mark thinks Sophie looked at him. As if. Lee says she is one of them who is inoffensive. Nadia says "Remember when Robbie Williams said she had a face like a satellite?" I remember that, but he said she had a face like a satellite dish and looked like his nan's ankles. She had called him a tart and a prat.
Dina asks what are the doing and Lee says when he rocked up he saw Barry's Bootcamp and thought he can't today. Nadia says what she thought they were doing was putting up a gingerbread house. What Mark actually booked was biscuits. Lee says he is so artistically challenged. "You've got an art teacher with you, it's alright." Lee says he can't start with a house, he can start with biscuits. Nadia says he needs to look Christmassy and puts antlers on his head. Then decides no and puts the Xmas pud hat on. Lee looks so thrilled. "I mean, you just can't do that to a gay man!" Nadia gets her phone out and says he looks stunning. He says he needs to show a bit of hair. Mark says now it has transformed. Nadia pulls out a jumper and says he can choose and Lee says "Can I choose not to wear it?" Nadia shows him another one with cats, it has moth holes has they have been in the loft and may be a bit whiffy. Charming. The look on Lee's face. Nadia pulls out the jumper she will be wearing, it lights up. There is the Lidl sweater which is obvious for Dina. Mark and his stupid laugh can be heard all the way in Battersea at this point. "Do you have a Waitrose one or M & S?" Lee asks. Another jumper has a gherkin with a Santa hat. It says "Good Tidings We Bring to You and Your Gherkin!" and unfortunately it is ACRYLIC.
Lee fains vomiting. It seems Lee will fight with Dina for the Lidl later. Off to Biscuiteers and Lee says he has one near him.
Mark pulls out an brown icing bag and you just know he is gagging to make a rude comment. He doesn't though. He tells Lee the hat and his Vivian Westwood top go really well together. Mark makes a comment about the small table and Nadia says it's probably made for children. As if on cue, Mark spots the stars decorations and says "Look! Stars!" Mark ties back his reindeer hat stringe and Lee asks who's your favourite reindeer? "Mine's Prancer." Loud laughing ensues. Dina says Blitzen. Nadia doesn't know a single Rudolph's name. Lee starts listing their names and through the wonder EDITING stylings of Mark it is this back and forth between his and Nadia's phones. Very annoying. Chat about the reindeer names. Mark points to the Icing Studio with his camera and asks what's going on in there. Dina says the real biscuiteers. Lee: "One day guys, we'll be in the there." Nadia mentions to Lee about it being very posh around here and then Lee exclaims "Oh look! MA-CAA-RONZ!" A quick look at the wares on sale. Gingerbread men going for 5 quid each! Ad break. One is for Aruba where there is a fit couple frolicking on the beach. The next one is for signature poutines at Harvey's (burger joint here). What a contradiction. Did you know that Aruba has the most sunny days in the Caribbean? Now you do.
Mark spies a film clap board biscuit and he says he wants to do that. A Biscuiteer chick comes and tells them to pick 3 biscuits each and then she is going to demo how to ice them. Dina: Jumper, mitten, tree. Lee: Scarf, fireplace, he says star, but it's a snowflake. Mark puts on a juvenile voice going for the robin, tree and penguin. Nads: Mug, mitten, hat. Mark changes his mind and goes for the lantern. Lee asks Mark if he is quite arty, Nadia confirms he is. When Lee was in school, he tried to draw a horse and his teacher laughed at it. He said in primary school when he was trying to draw a waterfall in year 6, the head teacher said his year 2s can do a better job than that. Those people have no business teaching little kids or teaching period. Nadia it just takes one teacher and that's it. Dina asks if he has absolutely no confidence at all art-wise? No, not in terms of art says Lee. Dina tells us that lefties are far more creative. Whatever Dina. Mark is wearing his hamster jumper today. Here come the biscuits. Nadia changes her mind and gets 2 penguins and a snowflake.
The Biscuiteer shows them how to use the icing bags. "Give it a squeeze... squeeze the tip." Lee says "Everything reminds me of him" and raucous laughter. They do practice runs on paper to get to grips with the icing. Mark's lines are wavy from gripping the camera too hard. So they have to outline then fill in and then put decorations on the biscuits. Dina is off! Lee has a drink. Mark is saying how stressful it is and how he is not breathing. Get a grip man! Lee asks Mark if he is "crumbling." Lee feels he has messed up and Nadia tells him he has to let go of the idea of perfection. Lee says what's the point if you can't be perfect. "I think it's the taking part" says Nadia. TIME FOR MORE PROSECCO!! Dancing faerie time. Mark pans around the table, as everyone else is deep in decorating. Nadia says it takes you out of your head. Mark calls her penguin slap dash and really he needs to put a sock in it, because his look like a mess. He has tried to even out the icing. Mark got a Ring notification. The kids got back from a car boot sale, whilst they are decorating biscuits. Mark says the kids are the adults and the adults are the kids today.
Mark is doing his lantern and the way his hands are shaking, it must be the caffiene. "Oh you smell lovely Lee" says Nadia. "Thank you." Lee says he will do the fireplace, but the fire won't be on. Nadia scraps icing off her biscuit, whilst Dina is on her third. Nadia is running her tongue on the biscuit. Nadia accuses Dina of bogarting the white icing. Dina is upset that the purple icing came out wonky and ruined her tree. Dina says out loud "What a waste of time!" Nadia tells her to keep it down. "It's just a bit of Xmas cheer, have some wine and shaddup." Dina says Lee's looks brilliant. Dina is upset and Nadia sings Let it gooo. Lee thinks Dina has a deeper issue going on. Lee asks Dina what she is like during board games and does she flip the board. Dina says no. Dina mentions going on a basketweaving course and Lee says he has never heard someone say that sentence in his life. Dina says her gay friend was amazing at it and she just chucked her's on the floor in frustration. Dina says it was very mathematical and she couldn't understand the weave. Dina witches that they should have given them 3 whites and Nadia tells her "to stop bleeping moaning." Nadia has made a penguin each for her children. Mark enjoyed himself and did well. Nadia asks Dina if she enjoyed herself. "I'm saying nothing." Mark asks if they get to put them in boxes. "Nah, in da bin!" says Dina. They are off to lunch after this. "We don't have to make it ourselves" says Lee. View of the goods in Biscuiteers, they have Buckingham Palace with the gold coach.
Mark talks to the camera about how he was literally going to die of a coronary in there. Film of Mark getting smushy, smushy with a French Bulldog. They have lunch and now have their biscuits. How do we know which is which? Nadia says there is one with a drippy bauble on this one. "That's mine, witch" replies Dina. They bake them to cure them I guess and they put them in boxes. Nadia says "Mine's tilted and tit but I love it!" Everyone says AAAAWWW when Lee finally opens his box. "Oh my God, Xmas has begun" says Nadia "Hasn't it just" chimes in Lee. Dina asks which Loose Woman is he giving that to? Me says Lee. Dina says she knew he could do it. Mark is very pleased with his lantern. Lee wants to know what to do with the biscuit. Nadia says to give it to his mummy. Mark says store it in the loft, then Fiona Bruce will tell you how much it's worth.
The Sawalha sisters are making show of themselves. They are swinging their arms and dancing singing "If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd've Baked You A Cake." Lee mentions Stanley Halls and the sisters said they did rehearsals there. Lee tells them some story, but I have lost interest right now.
Dancing gingerbread men with an 80s background and quasi-70s porno music. WARNING!!! ADULT CONTENT. Nadia is sozzled, coming out of a cab. "Dyouwantaprezint?" Mark asks who she is and if she is alright. She asks if the kids are here and he says yes. She hussles her arse into the house and says "Hi girls, we'll be 2 secs!" They go into the downstairs loo, with a big box. It's the Ann Summers 12 Nights of New Sensations everyone! She turns the box around and Mark says "Ohmygawd!" It has a rabbit vibe, pebble massager, G-spot vibe, sleek vibe, cock ring, mini wand, anal plug, masturbator, blindfold, lubricants and gel and 12 sex cheques. This thing costs $210.00 Canadian! Mark asks if they are edible. She says she got it for him, but she knows they will never use it. He needs to leave, because she has needed a wee for ages. She mumbles something, dancing gingerbread men. Fin.
Mark's frenetic camera work as he zooms from the living room to the kitchen, into the laundry room, where Nadia is lying on a cardboard box propped up against the counter, clinging for dear life to the edge of the box. She says she cain't bend her knees. Mark and his stupid laugh. She has slid down the box with her leg bent over the Henry, as she keeps saying "My back! My back!" They tell her to roll over and she rolls over. When finally upright she screams "IF YOU DON'T GET THAT BED DONE TODAY, I SWEAR TO GOD!" Geezer girl Dina says "Yer Owwt!" Nadia says she nearly pulled her boob off on the box. Maddie went to say good morning to Nadia and her boobs were stuck on top of the box, yelling help. "You look very thin though Nads" as if to change Nadia's mood. "You looked great." Nadia is having none of his crap. Nadia said it was a good thing Maddie came in. "I didn't do anything. I just stood and watched" says Maddie.
In the car, "Dina where are we off to?" Dina is in the back seat and says Belgravia. 'Mark what for?" Mark says to ice some gems. Nadia says they have a special guest, "We know you all love this person and we're all in a jolly Christmas mood, aren't we, so 1, 2, 3,
We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year." Nadia jiggles the camera around. Mark time. "They said not to wear my horns, but I want to wear my horns, because it is bloody cold." Mark asks if the special guest is Sophie Ellis-Bextor. "We're in Victoria and it is very poash." "BELGRAVIA IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA" says the wall in Eccleston Yards, somewhere Mark has never been because it is posh I suppose. Nadia asks for a drum roll. Is it Michael Gove? No. Is it Sophie Ellis-Bextor? No. Dina asks if it is Cruella? No. It is LEEEEEEEE! Who says he is closer to Sophie than Michael. Mark says he is obsessed with Sophie and doesn't know why. Nadia tells Lee about the Marylebone Xmas Lights and how Mark thinks Sophie looked at him. As if. Lee says she is one of them who is inoffensive. Nadia says "Remember when Robbie Williams said she had a face like a satellite?" I remember that, but he said she had a face like a satellite dish and looked like his nan's ankles. She had called him a tart and a prat. Dina asks what are the doing and Lee says when he rocked up he saw Barry's Bootcamp and thought he can't today. Nadia says what she thought they were doing was putting up a gingerbread house. What Mark actually booked was biscuits. Lee says he is so artistically challenged. "You've got an art teacher with you, it's alright." Lee says he can't start with a house, he can start with biscuits. Nadia says he needs to look Christmassy and puts antlers on his head. Then decides no and puts the Xmas pud hat on. Lee looks so thrilled. "I mean, you just can't do that to a gay man!" Nadia gets her phone out and says he looks stunning. He says he needs to show a bit of hair. Mark says now it has transformed. Nadia pulls out a jumper and says he can choose and Lee says "Can I choose not to wear it?" Nadia shows him another one with cats, it has moth holes has they have been in the loft and may be a bit whiffy. Charming. The look on Lee's face. Nadia pulls out the jumper she will be wearing, it lights up. There is the Lidl sweater which is obvious for Dina. Mark and his stupid laugh can be heard all the way in Battersea at this point. "Do you have a Waitrose one or M & S?" Lee asks. Another jumper has a gherkin with a Santa hat. It says "Good Tidings We Bring to You and Your Gherkin!" and unfortunately it is ACRYLIC.
Lee fains vomiting. It seems Lee will fight with Dina for the Lidl later. Off to Biscuiteers and Lee says he has one near him.Mark pulls out an brown icing bag and you just know he is gagging to make a rude comment. He doesn't though. He tells Lee the hat and his Vivian Westwood top go really well together. Mark makes a comment about the small table and Nadia says it's probably made for children. As if on cue, Mark spots the stars decorations and says "Look! Stars!" Mark ties back his reindeer hat stringe and Lee asks who's your favourite reindeer? "Mine's Prancer." Loud laughing ensues. Dina says Blitzen. Nadia doesn't know a single Rudolph's name. Lee starts listing their names and through the wonder EDITING stylings of Mark it is this back and forth between his and Nadia's phones. Very annoying. Chat about the reindeer names. Mark points to the Icing Studio with his camera and asks what's going on in there. Dina says the real biscuiteers. Lee: "One day guys, we'll be in the there." Nadia mentions to Lee about it being very posh around here and then Lee exclaims "Oh look! MA-CAA-RONZ!" A quick look at the wares on sale. Gingerbread men going for 5 quid each! Ad break. One is for Aruba where there is a fit couple frolicking on the beach. The next one is for signature poutines at Harvey's (burger joint here). What a contradiction. Did you know that Aruba has the most sunny days in the Caribbean? Now you do.
Mark spies a film clap board biscuit and he says he wants to do that. A Biscuiteer chick comes and tells them to pick 3 biscuits each and then she is going to demo how to ice them. Dina: Jumper, mitten, tree. Lee: Scarf, fireplace, he says star, but it's a snowflake. Mark puts on a juvenile voice going for the robin, tree and penguin. Nads: Mug, mitten, hat. Mark changes his mind and goes for the lantern. Lee asks Mark if he is quite arty, Nadia confirms he is. When Lee was in school, he tried to draw a horse and his teacher laughed at it.
He said in primary school when he was trying to draw a waterfall in year 6, the head teacher said his year 2s can do a better job than that. Those people have no business teaching little kids or teaching period. Nadia it just takes one teacher and that's it. Dina asks if he has absolutely no confidence at all art-wise? No, not in terms of art says Lee. Dina tells us that lefties are far more creative. Whatever Dina. Mark is wearing his hamster jumper today. Here come the biscuits. Nadia changes her mind and gets 2 penguins and a snowflake. The Biscuiteer shows them how to use the icing bags. "Give it a squeeze... squeeze the tip." Lee says "Everything reminds me of him" and raucous laughter. They do practice runs on paper to get to grips with the icing. Mark's lines are wavy from gripping the camera too hard. So they have to outline then fill in and then put decorations on the biscuits. Dina is off! Lee has a drink. Mark is saying how stressful it is and how he is not breathing. Get a grip man! Lee asks Mark if he is "crumbling." Lee feels he has messed up and Nadia tells him he has to let go of the idea of perfection. Lee says what's the point if you can't be perfect. "I think it's the taking part" says Nadia. TIME FOR MORE PROSECCO!! Dancing faerie time. Mark pans around the table, as everyone else is deep in decorating. Nadia says it takes you out of your head. Mark calls her penguin slap dash and really he needs to put a sock in it, because his look like a mess. He has tried to even out the icing. Mark got a Ring notification. The kids got back from a car boot sale, whilst they are decorating biscuits. Mark says the kids are the adults and the adults are the kids today.
Mark is doing his lantern and the way his hands are shaking, it must be the caffiene. "Oh you smell lovely Lee" says Nadia. "Thank you." Lee says he will do the fireplace, but the fire won't be on. Nadia scraps icing off her biscuit, whilst Dina is on her third. Nadia is running her tongue on the biscuit. Nadia accuses Dina of bogarting the white icing. Dina is upset that the purple icing came out wonky and ruined her tree. Dina says out loud "What a waste of time!" Nadia tells her to keep it down. "It's just a bit of Xmas cheer, have some wine and shaddup." Dina says Lee's looks brilliant. Dina is upset and Nadia sings Let it gooo. Lee thinks Dina has a deeper issue going on. Lee asks Dina what she is like during board games and does she flip the board. Dina says no. Dina mentions going on a basketweaving course and Lee says he has never heard someone say that sentence in his life. Dina says her gay friend was amazing at it and she just chucked her's on the floor in frustration. Dina says it was very mathematical and she couldn't understand the weave. Dina witches that they should have given them 3 whites and Nadia tells her "to stop bleeping moaning." Nadia has made a penguin each for her children. Mark enjoyed himself and did well. Nadia asks Dina if she enjoyed herself. "I'm saying nothing."
Mark asks if they get to put them in boxes. "Nah, in da bin!" says Dina. They are off to lunch after this. "We don't have to make it ourselves" says Lee. View of the goods in Biscuiteers, they have Buckingham Palace with the gold coach. Mark talks to the camera about how he was literally going to die of a coronary in there. Film of Mark getting smushy, smushy with a French Bulldog. They have lunch and now have their biscuits. How do we know which is which? Nadia says there is one with a drippy bauble on this one. "That's mine, witch" replies Dina. They bake them to cure them I guess and they put them in boxes. Nadia says "Mine's tilted and tit but I love it!" Everyone says AAAAWWW when Lee finally opens his box. "Oh my God, Xmas has begun" says Nadia "Hasn't it just" chimes in Lee. Dina asks which Loose Woman is he giving that to? Me says Lee. Dina says she knew he could do it. Mark is very pleased with his lantern. Lee wants to know what to do with the biscuit. Nadia says to give it to his mummy. Mark says store it in the loft, then Fiona Bruce will tell you how much it's worth.
The Sawalha sisters are making show of themselves. They are swinging their arms and dancing singing "If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd've Baked You A Cake." Lee mentions Stanley Halls and the sisters said they did rehearsals there. Lee tells them some story, but I have lost interest right now.Dancing gingerbread men with an 80s background and quasi-70s porno music. WARNING!!! ADULT CONTENT. Nadia is sozzled, coming out of a cab. "Dyouwantaprezint?" Mark asks who she is and if she is alright. She asks if the kids are here and he says yes. She hussles her arse into the house and says "Hi girls, we'll be 2 secs!" They go into the downstairs loo, with a big box. It's the Ann Summers 12 Nights of New Sensations everyone! She turns the box around and Mark says "Ohmygawd!" It has a rabbit vibe, pebble massager, G-spot vibe, sleek vibe, cock ring, mini wand, anal plug, masturbator, blindfold, lubricants and gel and 12 sex cheques. This thing costs $210.00 Canadian! Mark asks if they are edible.
She says she got it for him, but she knows they will never use it. He needs to leave, because she has needed a wee for ages. She mumbles something, dancing gingerbread men. Fin.December is the highest grossing month for ad revenue. A lot of decent YouTubers mention this fact in their vlog. They’re throwing any old tit out. I notice their walking the streets of London as padding
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