Thank you @Telly Fanatic for our new title.
To Recap: The last thread was slow going what with it being the same old, same old.
We had Nadia go both barrels, pointy fingers a-go-go at Laurence Fox, calling him a misogynist and a threat to society basically.
Mark is allegedly busy doing his little film. He also allegedly got COVID as a reason for not doing CMs or vlogs.
Mark says if you have a cat as your profile pic, you're obviously a troll. If you witch about Nads, you need friends. LOL!
TEDDY CAN HEAR AGAIN! Big old Boots promo via Teddy's busted hearing aids. It was all very melodramatic and touching like a soppy Hallmark card.
More promo shite via Zoe. They get their guts in order, but they are still full of tit.
In Tattle News, our very own @HereForAScroll has been gifted a membership for the 3x.
Poor Elianne Adnam is murdered at a bus stop in Croydon. Nadia tells us about her yoof at the Whitgift Centre and how Croydon is a crime ridden shithole, AGAIN!
Did you know Nadia is part Arab? She gets it from her dad, who is Jordanian. With Israel flattening Gaza into a parking lot, Nadia is going full Palestinian liberation and Mr. McPointy Fingers tries to do his best Stephen Sackur.
Curly Cooks of Croydon have been making the rounds at various foody thingies. It gives Dina some extra spending money to burn at Lidl. A particularly offensive Italian episode occurred, when Nadia was making pizza. To quote my mother "I was screaming at the monitor telling her to stop over kneading the dough! She ruined that pizza!"
We are seeing their trips 6-8 months after the fact. Too much vulgarity, too much topless Mark and I really could have done without seeing Nadia's poorly pixelated ace of spades.
Carry one Tattlers!
To Recap: The last thread was slow going what with it being the same old, same old.
We had Nadia go both barrels, pointy fingers a-go-go at Laurence Fox, calling him a misogynist and a threat to society basically.
Mark is allegedly busy doing his little film. He also allegedly got COVID as a reason for not doing CMs or vlogs.
Mark says if you have a cat as your profile pic, you're obviously a troll. If you witch about Nads, you need friends. LOL!
TEDDY CAN HEAR AGAIN! Big old Boots promo via Teddy's busted hearing aids. It was all very melodramatic and touching like a soppy Hallmark card.
More promo shite via Zoe. They get their guts in order, but they are still full of tit.
In Tattle News, our very own @HereForAScroll has been gifted a membership for the 3x.
Poor Elianne Adnam is murdered at a bus stop in Croydon. Nadia tells us about her yoof at the Whitgift Centre and how Croydon is a crime ridden shithole, AGAIN!
Did you know Nadia is part Arab? She gets it from her dad, who is Jordanian. With Israel flattening Gaza into a parking lot, Nadia is going full Palestinian liberation and Mr. McPointy Fingers tries to do his best Stephen Sackur.
Curly Cooks of Croydon have been making the rounds at various foody thingies. It gives Dina some extra spending money to burn at Lidl. A particularly offensive Italian episode occurred, when Nadia was making pizza. To quote my mother "I was screaming at the monitor telling her to stop over kneading the dough! She ruined that pizza!"
We are seeing their trips 6-8 months after the fact. Too much vulgarity, too much topless Mark and I really could have done without seeing Nadia's poorly pixelated ace of spades.
Carry one Tattlers!
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@bitterntwisted… let’s see where this one takes us.
This thing looks like the One of a Kind Gift Show they have here at the end of November. Nads asks Dina what they got last year from here and she says nothing, they just looked around. "It's very middle clawsss" says Nadia. "Handmade candles at 70 quid, we feel very out of place. We're from Croydon." She who has money to burn buying any old tat from Amazon. Donna has a stall at this overpriced Xmas fair. A stall selling Xmas ornaments and Dina suggests getting Mark a devil ornament. There is The Little Green Cracker Company, no prices. That is something that annoys me, going shopping and no bloody price on products. I'm socially lazy most of the time, so I don't like having to ask. 
Nadia 
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I love a shady Dina. 
They have some really pretty ornaments that go for 85 quid a pop. You certainly wouldn't want those a tree with cats and a hardwood floor. "I've got one of them." "You do not!" "I have!" What does Dina have? She has an off the shoulder, silver sequined dress that she got for a staff Xmas party. It's quite the stunning litte number. Nadia asks where she got it. "Amazon." 
Did it last only one evening? Nadia says Amazon clothes are really good. Congrats Nadia on killing the high street. 
Knickers, Advent calendars, Xmas toilet rolls. Nadia says there are a lot of posh people at this fair and she thought people wouldn't recognize her. Well taste has no class barriers, because Nadia has been approached by several poshos to tell her how much they love her Instagram posts. 
"Honestly, you could knock me over with a feather. Oooh, look at that coat!" 
Mark makes a noise and then says he has earphones in. Nadia calls him arseface, whilst Dina gives him the finger. Nads and Dina on the couch, swiping away on their phones. Dina says no knobs allowed. A belch rings right through my ears, eurgh! Dancing gingerbread men. That's it.
It appears that Nadia Sawalha has returned to the true meaning of Vlogmas: it's an annual tool to force that lazy unemployed sh*t to do anything around that house. He still won't, though. Mark Adderley will be busy choosing jumpers, finding / fixing a robin ornament and editing. Of course. 
I assume you have at least 5 days of 'loft high jinks' to come. 
I wish you strength and zero pressure 
of Loose Women: "We're not putting four women on screen that you're supposed to like." 
The foyer will look like a chalet; an IKEA rug, hides, a real tree to block off the living room, put logs in the recess of the wall, a bench. Nadia asks her what it is called and asks if it is a Swedish log cabin. Dina say noooo. "It's an Austian/Swiss ski chalet." There's a metal display cabinet that Nadia says she can shift to the kitchen and "put Christmas things in it." Dispute about where the bench is going. "Should we tell them about the walls?" asks Nadia. Dina says let it be a surprise, but I think it's the wood wallpaper they forgot they mentioned earlier. Swagging of gingam and Nadia says that isn't very cabinny to which Dina reminds Nadia that she had never been in one and she has been in so many. Talk about a sign that says Heidi's Hutte. Nadia says they should just call it Heidi's Lodge, because the subs might not know what a hutte is. "They need to learn, they need to be educated!" You tell Ms. Homeschooling grifter what's up Dina. 
Works? Ha, ha, you're funny Di. Di is watching Strictly "It's very, very exciting now." Talk about Bobby Brazier's dance for his mum. Mark says the BBC have commissioned a new show-monsters/Dr. Who/Eastenders. It's called BeastBenders. 
They are off to watch "Napoleon." Mark has learned a new word, dyspeptic: having indigestion, irritablity or depression. Di says you can't use it that often. Mark says "Variety" magazine does, "they used it 12x in a paragraph!" I know it as a medical term and Di mentions Gaviscon! 
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