Just watched the wanker and three witches doing a taste review and you’d have to travel far to find four more disgusting pieces of filth. Their language and comments were gross and you tube should be banning this behaviour or closing down such Filth. He seems incapable of speaking a sentence without it being grossly offensive and if the other clown is still involved in classroom assistant the principal should intervene.
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I wouldn’t eat any of that, especially being discerning cooks, lol. Maybe headteacher has had a word with Dina. Parents won’t approve of her swearing etc persona.
Yeah I'm not sure how they have the nerve to sit there on cms wringing their hands over " misogynists " everywhere, " perverts" looking at the trashy daughters and sexism when the "man" of the house ( childish prick more like) can't open his mouth without spewing some vile, filthy,offensive, juvenile, rude,disrespectful,unfunny and SEXIST comment towards the women in his life.
OK they are just as bad.
They are all vile .
Family entertainment… 
quite rightly put!!
quite rightly put!!Attachments
Bet she was blocked within seconds ….wanker doesn’t have time to read comments he says because he’s so busyFamily entertainment…
Indeed.
Stupid outfit in dusty room for a very important topic.
I have watched very little, it’s far too depressing, but what I have seen has been a trip to a sex dungeon like hotel and a trip to a burlesque place, will he be waxing lyrical in the new year about a sex addiction to try to gain a few more paying subs. No affliction, addiction or transfixion is off limits seemingly, very strange for what is billed as a “ family channel”
I can’t even be bothered to hate watch. Since Mark’s ADHD diagnosis he thinks he needs to overact and behave like a hyper 7 year old, I find it so put on and cringy. I would leave my husband if he was anything like Mark. A middle aged man talking like a 7year old boy saying bum bum fart fart is just strange. He isn’t the entertainer so should f**k off and stay in the background
Completely agree with everything you said!
Unfortunately he thinks he’s the star of the show now
Vlogmas #18 "A Burlesque Xmas Treat Teases & Confuses Plus What's Mark Up To In The Loft?" Can we not sexualize Christmas? Is that too much to ask for. I am still recovering from that stupid Santa hat trick of Mark's. 
Walking around Covent Garden. Mark says he went to take Nadia out for his version of saucy night. They are off to the Cafe Kitty "which sounds coquettish." He is Chinatown now. Mark said he wanted to look nice for Nads, but now he looks distressed. That's what you get for not being on time. I say this as a reformed tardy person. "Do you notice that anything with two Ts in it sounds titilating?" No. He finds the place and there is Nadia stuffing something fried in her mouth. They finish dinner and go below to the basement. Nadia makes some mention about getting vaginas in her face and Mark looking forward to it. Yeah, so as the title suggests there is some burleque going on, but there is a pole dancer there, kicking her leg like a cat covering its tit in the litter. Honestly, she looked she was going to do her back the way her leg was swinging about. She swings around, hangs upside down and into the splits. Some dude swallowing what looks like a razor blade, it could have been a bus ticket, I dunno. Nadia has her hand at her eyebrows in embarassment. He is contorting himself, in pink stilletos, balance something on his nose. Nadia is hiding her face. He drinks something out of the teacup and regurgitates a chain. It's all a pretty version of the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow from the 90s. Now we are going all Cirque du Soileil on a budget with the swinging from scarves thing. Lady swings from the ceiling and strips off. I wouldn't call it sexy so much as a spectacle. I'm so jaded.
There is a big window at the venue, where you can watch the alley from. They seem to be having a photo shoot. "That was so fun!" says Mark. Another lame Americanism. It was so much fun or that was fun. I really feel for English teachers. "That was the most fabulous night out" says Nads. Mark tells us the one guy swallowed a spoon up his nose. Did I tell you the story of my aunt was she was 5 or 6 and she shoved a piece of bacon up her nose? My nana had to take her to A&E to get it out. They were back again the next week, because she shoved a pea up her nose. Basically, this show was insane, so good and fun. They say it was sexy, but not gratuitous. Yeah, so they enjoyed it. Mark says it was at DIEter's Cabaret instead of Dieter's. For those of you are convinced that Mark has sexual identity issues, Mark doesn't help himself with the queer baiting, when he says he found himself aroused by the longhaired pole dancing dude. That was a man? It was too dark for me to see with the head whiping around. Nadia said yes, but she wouldn't want to have sex with him. Aww, tit outta luck Mark. Mark says he was very coquettish. Oh give it up Mark. "He was so liquid in the way he moved...though slightly taking the piss out of himself" says Nadia. Nadia says there were 2 girls sliding off their chairs. Mark says he confused everything for him. I've heard of midlife lesbians, but never midlife homosexuals. Everybody is doing everything and I'm too bored of life to care. 
Nadia finds a very Christmassy restaurant door and stands in front of it saying "Welcome to Vlogmas! Our very special family Christmas reality show!" After that silly interlude, Mark is back to talking about the male pole dancer and how he doesn't know how to feel and the greasy pole. Nadia says the top part of him was like Jesus and the bottom part was like Kate Moss. "He was lean and liquid." Nadia has found her love of London again, as she is really enjoying Soho. Just you wait, the winter blahs will rear their ugly heads and she will be bitching and complaining, wanting to move to the sea again. Eww they get all lovey dovey in front of the camera, like desperate teenagers. Nadia thanks him for her lovely night. GET. A. ROOM. PREFERABLY WITHOUT CAMERA IN TOW.
Mark keeps chatting about the show, Nadia gets distracted by things. Nadia is listing all the types of restaurants they have along the street. It's not unlike most major metropolitan centres in the world, with the ridiculous real estate to boot. Mark asks her for a snog. Thankfully, we aren't subjected to it. Oh FFS, Mark is going on about the show again. "It felt intimate, it didn't feel corporate..." like he some hippy living off the grid and not living a bourgeois lifestyle.
There is a choir singing Christmas carols, you know the relgious type and it startles Mark. He looks like he is clutching imaginary pearls, oh my goodness, religion in the streets! Shame he doesn't spontaneously combust, no matter how much I wish. My fashion myself a voodoo doll. Mark says it's a bit brave of them on a Friday night. It some group and this Irish dude comes up to Nadia offering a candle. She has no money on her and he says, no, it's a gift and gives her an Advent programme. Mark says "It is so sweet in the middle of Bacchanalia hell." Nadia says in a minute she is going to get a sardine and a loaf. Mark asks if that is a euphemism. They go past The Ivy and Mark says how Christmassy it looks. There are 3 polar bears outside of it and a Xmas tree; 2 of them are wearing The Ivy sweaters. I don't when polar bears became part of Christmas. Oh wait a second, it was probably when Coca-Cola started using them in ads back in the early 2000s-late 90s. Nadia tells us in the old days there was only one Ivy and that has always been a showbiz restaurant." She goes on to tell us how you couldn't walk past that place without paps around it. She says there are hundreds of Ivys now. Eww they kiss. Nadia mentions all the melon buttocks at the show tonight. She goes on to say they were perfectly round, smooth, not rock hard. Like this then? ---->
They are in the car, but they are hemmed in and don't know how they are getting out. Mark says people were asking if he was cold and now his arms are numb. He was wearing a jacket and t-shirt. Mark says he is hoping Nadia will do a pole dance later. "We'll see." If that happens, someone will definitely end up in A&E. TIME FOR SOME ME TIME!!! Faerie dancing. Well, well, well. Guess who is sick? Mark is. Could it be not being properly dressed for the weather the night before? Dipstick. He's playing Camille on the no so new couch. He had to be a brave little soldier continuing on with his shoot. Whines about being behind in his plans for the snow village. It is all Nadia's fault. "All she is interested in, is her bleeping chalet." He goes to his hovel to get a Xmas hat. He has a picture of Saoirse Ronan from the film poster for "Ladybird" up on his ceiling. 
He is putting up the second tree with his reindeer hat on. Nadia comes in from who knows where and asks why the tree is there. "You've thrown away the wrong tree." Oh, not this again!" Mark says again it's the right tree in the wrong house. "and you are the wrong tree owner."
Nadia has her Hi Subs! apron on, ready to get cooking for Maddie's birthday party. People still do that in their 20s? When I turned 25, some of my work friends took me out to dinner. One of them said to me "You're 25! You know, back in my home country if you are not married by 25, you are considered an spinster, left on the shelf, AN OLD MAID!" I said to her thankfully I live in Canada and not Iran. Happy Birthday to me. Jesus Christ. Nadia goes on about not needing another Xmas present for as long as she lives, because she got the best present in Maddie. That didn't last long I bet. Her and Mark are off to Wimbeldon Village to avoid the annoying youngsters. Nadia says after the party it is all clean and lovely. That's good of Maddie. Mark mentions a festive crackpipe. 
Nadia has made another meringue ring for Dina, who is at "The Nutcracker." Nadia says just as Dina was finishing her pudding, she got a text saying due to a water shortage, they cancelled the performance.
Outside and Nadia reels off all they did in their busy day. Mark was doing his EDITING. Mark sings the "The Wombles" theme tune and Nadia says she got the cheapest rooms, so no view. Mark says any room with a view is tit. Well that is not true. When I was a kid and we went to Niagara Falls, we had a fallsview room and that was gorgeous. The view of Niagara Falls, New York, the town not so much. Mark doesn't think you enter the hotel through the front door. "There was something about that door that said don't enter." Nadia says that is so stupid. What is it with Mark? Everytime he goes into a finely decorated, a bit posh looking hotel he says it gives him "The Shining" vibes. The rooms don't have numbers, they have names. They find their room and enter it without turning on the lights. Lights on and Nadia says there is a whole other room attached. Mark says he saw a moth. They have Kiki with them this time. Mark asks her to do a bed dive and Nadia says she is too tired. Mark moves the bed runner for her. There she goes. Mark says it was a bit tit and he is going to win this one. Nadia says she is too tired again. Mark does a faceplant on the bed. 
Surpised he didn't break his nose. "I think you really showed off. I don't understand why you keep your arms behind you like that. That's dangerous." Mark said he stretched his neck so far. Gingerbread men at the disco.
Mark is back at home with that mirror ball helmet on, going on about the loft and not feeling 100%. "Are you with me?" Piss off! He flicks his nips again. Mark opens the loft and says he had a flashback from when Dina was here. Cue Dina being sinister with her wine glass. The box is broken. Why doesn't he get those big plastic bins with lids to put stuff in. That's what I do, label them, stack them. He messes about with Santa. Mark blathers on about morale and mood. He pulls something out of a box, is about to tell us what it is, but gets distracted by the cutout of Lisa and decides to talk to it. Mark finds an inflatable sofa and asks if the model comes with it. He sticks his finger into his top's belly button.
Repeating jokes. He has a new hat on and does stupid poses. Coughing and snooking up his nose. Tells us all about his village, etc. He says he is going to have a special gues. Booorrrinnggg. The Ends.
Walking around Covent Garden. Mark says he went to take Nadia out for his version of saucy night. They are off to the Cafe Kitty "which sounds coquettish." He is Chinatown now. Mark said he wanted to look nice for Nads, but now he looks distressed. That's what you get for not being on time. I say this as a reformed tardy person. "Do you notice that anything with two Ts in it sounds titilating?" No. He finds the place and there is Nadia stuffing something fried in her mouth. They finish dinner and go below to the basement. Nadia makes some mention about getting vaginas in her face and Mark looking forward to it. Yeah, so as the title suggests there is some burleque going on, but there is a pole dancer there, kicking her leg like a cat covering its tit in the litter. Honestly, she looked she was going to do her back the way her leg was swinging about. She swings around, hangs upside down and into the splits. Some dude swallowing what looks like a razor blade, it could have been a bus ticket, I dunno. Nadia has her hand at her eyebrows in embarassment. He is contorting himself, in pink stilletos, balance something on his nose. Nadia is hiding her face. He drinks something out of the teacup and regurgitates a chain. It's all a pretty version of the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow from the 90s. Now we are going all Cirque du Soileil on a budget with the swinging from scarves thing. Lady swings from the ceiling and strips off. I wouldn't call it sexy so much as a spectacle. I'm so jaded.
There is a big window at the venue, where you can watch the alley from. They seem to be having a photo shoot. "That was so fun!" says Mark. Another lame Americanism. It was so much fun or that was fun. I really feel for English teachers. "That was the most fabulous night out" says Nads. Mark tells us the one guy swallowed a spoon up his nose. Did I tell you the story of my aunt was she was 5 or 6 and she shoved a piece of bacon up her nose? My nana had to take her to A&E to get it out. They were back again the next week, because she shoved a pea up her nose.
Basically, this show was insane, so good and fun. They say it was sexy, but not gratuitous. Yeah, so they enjoyed it. Mark says it was at DIEter's Cabaret instead of Dieter's. For those of you are convinced that Mark has sexual identity issues, Mark doesn't help himself with the queer baiting, when he says he found himself aroused by the longhaired pole dancing dude. That was a man? It was too dark for me to see with the head whiping around. Nadia said yes, but she wouldn't want to have sex with him. Aww, tit outta luck Mark. Mark says he was very coquettish. Oh give it up Mark. "He was so liquid in the way he moved...though slightly taking the piss out of himself" says Nadia. Nadia says there were 2 girls sliding off their chairs. Mark says he confused everything for him. I've heard of midlife lesbians, but never midlife homosexuals. Everybody is doing everything and I'm too bored of life to care. Nadia finds a very Christmassy restaurant door and stands in front of it saying "Welcome to Vlogmas! Our very special family Christmas reality show!" After that silly interlude, Mark is back to talking about the male pole dancer and how he doesn't know how to feel and the greasy pole. Nadia says the top part of him was like Jesus and the bottom part was like Kate Moss. "He was lean and liquid." Nadia has found her love of London again, as she is really enjoying Soho. Just you wait, the winter blahs will rear their ugly heads and she will be bitching and complaining, wanting to move to the sea again. Eww they get all lovey dovey in front of the camera, like desperate teenagers. Nadia thanks him for her lovely night. GET. A. ROOM. PREFERABLY WITHOUT CAMERA IN TOW.
Mark keeps chatting about the show, Nadia gets distracted by things. Nadia is listing all the types of restaurants they have along the street. It's not unlike most major metropolitan centres in the world, with the ridiculous real estate to boot. Mark asks her for a snog. Thankfully, we aren't subjected to it. Oh FFS, Mark is going on about the show again. "It felt intimate, it didn't feel corporate..." like he some hippy living off the grid and not living a bourgeois lifestyle. There is a choir singing Christmas carols, you know the relgious type and it startles Mark. He looks like he is clutching imaginary pearls, oh my goodness, religion in the streets! Shame he doesn't spontaneously combust, no matter how much I wish. My fashion myself a voodoo doll.
Mark says it's a bit brave of them on a Friday night. It some group and this Irish dude comes up to Nadia offering a candle. She has no money on her and he says, no, it's a gift and gives her an Advent programme. Mark says "It is so sweet in the middle of Bacchanalia hell." Nadia says in a minute she is going to get a sardine and a loaf. Mark asks if that is a euphemism. They go past The Ivy and Mark says how Christmassy it looks. There are 3 polar bears outside of it and a Xmas tree; 2 of them are wearing The Ivy sweaters. I don't when polar bears became part of Christmas. Oh wait a second, it was probably when Coca-Cola started using them in ads back in the early 2000s-late 90s. Nadia tells us in the old days there was only one Ivy and that has always been a showbiz restaurant." She goes on to tell us how you couldn't walk past that place without paps around it. She says there are hundreds of Ivys now. Eww they kiss. Nadia mentions all the melon buttocks at the show tonight. She goes on to say they were perfectly round, smooth, not rock hard. Like this then? ---->They are in the car, but they are hemmed in and don't know how they are getting out. Mark says people were asking if he was cold and now his arms are numb. He was wearing a jacket and t-shirt.
Mark says he is hoping Nadia will do a pole dance later. "We'll see." If that happens, someone will definitely end up in A&E. TIME FOR SOME ME TIME!!! Faerie dancing. Well, well, well. Guess who is sick? Mark is. Could it be not being properly dressed for the weather the night before? Dipstick. He's playing Camille on the no so new couch. He had to be a brave little soldier continuing on with his shoot. Whines about being behind in his plans for the snow village. It is all Nadia's fault. "All she is interested in, is her bleeping chalet." He goes to his hovel to get a Xmas hat. He has a picture of Saoirse Ronan from the film poster for "Ladybird" up on his ceiling. He is putting up the second tree with his reindeer hat on. Nadia comes in from who knows where and asks why the tree is there. "You've thrown away the wrong tree." Oh, not this again!" Mark says again it's the right tree in the wrong house. "and you are the wrong tree owner."Nadia has her Hi Subs! apron on, ready to get cooking for Maddie's birthday party. People still do that in their 20s? When I turned 25, some of my work friends took me out to dinner. One of them said to me "You're 25! You know, back in my home country if you are not married by 25, you are considered an spinster, left on the shelf, AN OLD MAID!" I said to her thankfully I live in Canada and not Iran. Happy Birthday to me. Jesus Christ.
Nadia goes on about not needing another Xmas present for as long as she lives, because she got the best present in Maddie. That didn't last long I bet. Her and Mark are off to Wimbeldon Village to avoid the annoying youngsters. Nadia says after the party it is all clean and lovely. That's good of Maddie. Mark mentions a festive crackpipe. Nadia has made another meringue ring for Dina, who is at "The Nutcracker." Nadia says just as Dina was finishing her pudding, she got a text saying due to a water shortage, they cancelled the performance. Outside and Nadia reels off all they did in their busy day. Mark was doing his EDITING. Mark sings the "The Wombles" theme tune and Nadia says she got the cheapest rooms, so no view. Mark says any room with a view is tit. Well that is not true. When I was a kid and we went to Niagara Falls, we had a fallsview room and that was gorgeous. The view of Niagara Falls, New York, the town not so much. Mark doesn't think you enter the hotel through the front door.
"There was something about that door that said don't enter." Nadia says that is so stupid. What is it with Mark? Everytime he goes into a finely decorated, a bit posh looking hotel he says it gives him "The Shining" vibes. The rooms don't have numbers, they have names. They find their room and enter it without turning on the lights. Lights on and Nadia says there is a whole other room attached. Mark says he saw a moth. They have Kiki with them this time. Mark asks her to do a bed dive and Nadia says she is too tired. Mark moves the bed runner for her. There she goes. Mark says it was a bit tit and he is going to win this one. Nadia says she is too tired again. Mark does a faceplant on the bed. Surpised he didn't break his nose. "I think you really showed off. I don't understand why you keep your arms behind you like that. That's dangerous." Mark said he stretched his neck so far. Gingerbread men at the disco. Mark is back at home with that mirror ball helmet on, going on about the loft and not feeling 100%. "Are you with me?" Piss off! He flicks his nips again. Mark opens the loft and says he had a flashback from when Dina was here. Cue Dina being sinister with her wine glass. The box is broken. Why doesn't he get those big plastic bins with lids to put stuff in. That's what I do, label them, stack them. He messes about with Santa. Mark blathers on about morale and mood. He pulls something out of a box, is about to tell us what it is, but gets distracted by the cutout of Lisa and decides to talk to it. Mark finds an inflatable sofa and asks if the model comes with it. He sticks his finger into his top's belly button.
Repeating jokes. He has a new hat on and does stupid poses. Coughing and snooking up his nose. Tells us all about his village, etc. He says he is going to have a special gues. Booorrrinnggg. The Ends.
I usually enjoy their vlogmas ( sorry), not this year though, I either fast forward or switched off, I barely watched them, Mark talking rubbish for the first 5 plus mins is insufferable.
Vlogmas #19 "Nanny Di & Mark Stumble into HARRY POTTER Photo SHOOT, Nigellla AROUSES Mark into the LOFT." Join me in the continuing saga of stupidity dressed as frivolity, bad singing and the delusional ramblings and frequeting swearing of a middle aged man, whose nose has been pushed out of Xmas celebrations.
"You're bleeping joking." In the background Nadia is singing as she and Kiki decorate the tree. Mark has a Xmas hat on, all pasty and sweaty. Do us all a favour and find the filter on that blessed iPhone will you? "I've heard the sound of screws on the floor." He is worried about his robin with the screw in its face. He asks her if she has found it, there are actually 3 of these now, and she says no. "She is trying to destroy my Christmas." Aerial view of the chalet. Views of the decorated tree. Slo-mo of those two. More views of the baubles. Why do they have 2 baubles, one in front of another? It's not even Christmas yet and I'm getting ads for Boxing Day sales.
Mark is in the car. He says Nadia is up in bed "So poorly, woorly." Incessant yapping by Mark about going to find Nanny Di. Great, so this means it will be mostly Mark and his nonsense. Mentions being looked at aggressively by a 10-year-old on a bike. He is probably doing that, because he sees an adult with an antler hat on, talking to himself, parked in a care, wondering if Mark is a perv or not. He is a perv, but not little kids. He is Shadwell, filming the train, filiming his feet going upstairs. Mark says he hasn't done any exercise for 10 days, says he is knackered going up the stairs. I find the idea of not working out of 10 days, if you do it on a regular basis, not to knock you out walking upstairs. Drama Llama.
There is Di waiting for him. He gets her arm and escorts her off to get coffee and a bite to eat. "Oh look! There's a pussy cat!" 
It's a cute black and white cat. Best thing in this vlog so far. There are Palestine flags and weapon dogs, a real "vibing" place is Shadwell says Mark. They walk past someone and Di mentions he can sometimes "lash out." Some random box structure that people have left their drinking containers on. What is with people who do that? You can't carry it and find a rubbish bin? God I hate litterbugs, just vapourize them from space already. They stop at the coffee shop at the station.
They are at Bank Station, the busiest one in London. Mark being silly on the escalators and Di says "Don't do that Mark."
"This is exciting mum. Where the duck are we going?" It's one thing to be effin and jeffin in your own home, but outside where you are polluting the atmosphere! My mum was in the grocery store and told me she say an older lady with her 30 something daughter, were debating on what to get the grandkids. The daughter says to get them some chocolate "they bleeping love chocolate." My mum was just floored by 1. Casually swearing in front of her mum and 2. In public. My mum said if that were her, she would have been mortified. The guy on the escalator near Mark didn't look too pleased with him either. Back streets now and Mark asks Di if she likes the city. She says she does, but liked it more before. Mark says it looks like a film set. 
They walk past St. Clement's Court and Di mentions the"Oranges and Lemons" song. Mark says up the road is St. Clement's. That reminds me of an episode I saw of Playschool in the early 80s. They took the halves of oranges and lemons, put string on it, attached them to a metal frame like they were bells hanging and started hitting them with a drumstick and sang that song. That was the most ridiculous thing I saw in children's TV and children's TV has plethora of stupidity. Mark missed his calling. They talk about the Cockney rule of being born within earshot of Bow Bells. My mum's late friend was a proper Cockney, so was Jim says Mark. Mark asks her if she feels like a Cockney and she says no, because she wasn't born there. She doesn't feel like a Brummie either, more like a Shadwell person or Shaddie as Mark calls it. Di stops to give a shoutout to Sarah/Zara and her mum, is it Janet?
Mark says he is struggling with filming because Nadia is sick, Maddie can't film and Dina has lost her Xmas spirit. Di blames that on the chalet. Chat about him giving her tough love, because no one else can. Mark has cold finger and he is just wearing a t-shirt and hoodie. Mark says it is nice to show the subs other parts of London they don't usually see. Yes, a break from the usual Southbank, Covent Garden, Soho treks. Addiction chat as Mark asks Di if she misses having a drink. She says not really and Mark concurs. He says "It left me feeling dirty, horrible, smelly, souless." Mark waxes lyrically about his addiction being fool's gold, chasing a dream. Mark says he looks at these people being all convivial and they won't remember these chats. Some people do drink and don't get wasted like your missus Mark. Di gives an example of a kid who has existential angst and drinks. Mark says to own it and create. Yeah, okay then. "You need to find a spiritual dimension and I think for creatives, the spiritual dimension is creativity. " "Why does my mouth look so black?" asks Di. More wandering around. Are they going anywhere specifically? Just as I ask myself that question, Mark answers it. "There it is! Leadenhall Market!" Mark says they shot some of "Harry Potter" here and Mark used to work there in the Waterstones. Ponder going to Waterstones for old time's sake and purchasing a book, can you imagine? Down Bull's Head Passage and Mark asks Di what that sound is. He doesn't know what he is talking about and neither do I. He says that's the sound of men, men drinking. He says he is worried about if there are lots of drinking men. Give them a wide berth, duh. Di tells him they aren't going to affect him. "They might." Mark makes mention of one of them having a ribald laugh. Di says that sounds Dickensian and Mark asks her what it means. She says ha ha ho. In case you are interested the definition actually is (of language or behavior) referring to sex in an offensive but humorous way a ribald sense of humor ribald comments/jokes/laughter. Right up Mark's alley. A tour group rocks up. Mark says they have come to check out the Migraine Clinic.
Mark figures it out. The doorway to the London Migraine Clinic features in "Harry Potter." "Surely all these people don't have migraines." It's the entrance to the Leaky Cauldron.
Mark leans in to kiss Di's head and tells her he loves her, whilst she wipes her nose. "I think you are 5 years away from not knowing what the duck's going on at all." Lovely. "Until then, I think we should have some fun." Mark says look there's an Alpine Bar! There is a lit archway and Mark comments on making memories. The way he goes on, you'd think Di had 6 months to live. "I'm going to bring you here when you're 95. Do you think you'll remember?" Di says of course. Mark mentions the drinking men and Di says there are drinking women. More mention of drinking people and men, MEN EVERYWHERE, WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM? Does London have a curfew on men? He has amplified the sounds of said men. "Aww, it's so festive and it's so alcoholic." I've never been here. It's really pretty. They haven't turned it into condos yet. Mark takes a pic of Di by the big Xmas tree. Mark suggests getting something to eat. Di isn't hungry. Photo montage. IT'S TIME TO GO HOME!! Dancing Faerie time.
Home and Mark looks sternly at the camera. "Nads you didn't even tell me." He found the Merry Xmas witches ornament broken and almost cut his finger on it. "Merry Xmas witch."
Good riddance. Totally foul Xmas ornament. "Nigella said she is about to cream something." Mark is languishing on the couch, watching TV. Nadia fusses with her hair. Nadia says Nigella needs to sort herself out. Oooh, jealous much? My dad liked Nigella, but said he could see himself having a beer with Martha Stewart. "Let's unwrap this fat patty? Did you hear that?" Janine Amory gets a thank you for the trees. Mark is upstairs stalking Nadia. As she comes out of the walk-in she gets started and says "I hate you Mark." She goes down the stairs to witch about Nigella. Mark goes up into the loft. He has a wheeze. Why he doesn't get prescribed a preventative inhaler, I don't know. He talks to the Lisa cut-out. Claims Lisa is judging you. She ain't the only one bud. He has found his horn. "I feel horny." He coughs and says there might be pigeon tit in that. Mark admits that the snow village looks a bit battered and well, that is not surprisely the way they treat their possession and gifts. "How are we going to keep it" MAGICAL. He is determined to rescue this. Says goodnight to Lisa. Tells Nigella to shut-up. Nadia is wrapping gifts. If I could be bothered and not worried about spending my hard earned cash, I would send this joker some caffeine serum for his bags and concealer for the dark circles. Nadia is fluffing out the duvet and Mark presents to her the saucy Advent calendar from Ann Summers. "It's time!" he says. Nadia tells him "You're bleeping joking, it's 1 o'clock in the morning. NO WAY!" He says they can open one. "No! Mark go away and turn that camera off." Mark tells her he has his horny helmet on. "I've just done the bleeping duvet, it's the most mundane job in the world. " Mark says he did it last time and got an asthma attack. Dancing gingerbread men. Merry Christmas everyone! 
"You're bleeping joking." In the background Nadia is singing as she and Kiki decorate the tree. Mark has a Xmas hat on, all pasty and sweaty. Do us all a favour and find the filter on that blessed iPhone will you? "I've heard the sound of screws on the floor." He is worried about his robin with the screw in its face. He asks her if she has found it, there are actually 3 of these now, and she says no. "She is trying to destroy my Christmas." Aerial view of the chalet. Views of the decorated tree. Slo-mo of those two. More views of the baubles. Why do they have 2 baubles, one in front of another? It's not even Christmas yet and I'm getting ads for Boxing Day sales.
Mark is in the car. He says Nadia is up in bed "So poorly, woorly." Incessant yapping by Mark about going to find Nanny Di. Great, so this means it will be mostly Mark and his nonsense. Mentions being looked at aggressively by a 10-year-old on a bike. He is probably doing that, because he sees an adult with an antler hat on, talking to himself, parked in a care, wondering if Mark is a perv or not. He is a perv, but not little kids. He is Shadwell, filming the train, filiming his feet going upstairs. Mark says he hasn't done any exercise for 10 days, says he is knackered going up the stairs. I find the idea of not working out of 10 days, if you do it on a regular basis, not to knock you out walking upstairs. Drama Llama.
There is Di waiting for him. He gets her arm and escorts her off to get coffee and a bite to eat. "Oh look! There's a pussy cat!" It's a cute black and white cat. Best thing in this vlog so far. There are Palestine flags and weapon dogs, a real "vibing" place is Shadwell says Mark. They walk past someone and Di mentions he can sometimes "lash out." Some random box structure that people have left their drinking containers on. What is with people who do that? You can't carry it and find a rubbish bin? God I hate litterbugs, just vapourize them from space already. They stop at the coffee shop at the station.They are at Bank Station, the busiest one in London. Mark being silly on the escalators and Di says "Don't do that Mark."
"This is exciting mum. Where the duck are we going?" It's one thing to be effin and jeffin in your own home, but outside where you are polluting the atmosphere! My mum was in the grocery store and told me she say an older lady with her 30 something daughter, were debating on what to get the grandkids. The daughter says to get them some chocolate "they bleeping love chocolate." My mum was just floored by 1. Casually swearing in front of her mum and 2. In public. My mum said if that were her, she would have been mortified. The guy on the escalator near Mark didn't look too pleased with him either. Back streets now and Mark asks Di if she likes the city. She says she does, but liked it more before. Mark says it looks like a film set. They walk past St. Clement's Court and Di mentions the"Oranges and Lemons" song. Mark says up the road is St. Clement's. That reminds me of an episode I saw of Playschool in the early 80s. They took the halves of oranges and lemons, put string on it, attached them to a metal frame like they were bells hanging and started hitting them with a drumstick and sang that song. That was the most ridiculous thing I saw in children's TV and children's TV has plethora of stupidity. Mark missed his calling. They talk about the Cockney rule of being born within earshot of Bow Bells. My mum's late friend was a proper Cockney, so was Jim says Mark. Mark asks her if she feels like a Cockney and she says no, because she wasn't born there. She doesn't feel like a Brummie either, more like a Shadwell person or Shaddie as Mark calls it. Di stops to give a shoutout to Sarah/Zara and her mum, is it Janet? Mark says he is struggling with filming because Nadia is sick, Maddie can't film and Dina has lost her Xmas spirit. Di blames that on the chalet. Chat about him giving her tough love, because no one else can. Mark has cold finger and he is just wearing a t-shirt and hoodie.
Mark says it is nice to show the subs other parts of London they don't usually see. Yes, a break from the usual Southbank, Covent Garden, Soho treks. Addiction chat as Mark asks Di if she misses having a drink. She says not really and Mark concurs. He says "It left me feeling dirty, horrible, smelly, souless." Mark waxes lyrically about his addiction being fool's gold, chasing a dream. Mark says he looks at these people being all convivial and they won't remember these chats. Some people do drink and don't get wasted like your missus Mark. Di gives an example of a kid who has existential angst and drinks. Mark says to own it and create. Yeah, okay then. "You need to find a spiritual dimension and I think for creatives, the spiritual dimension is creativity. " "Why does my mouth look so black?" asks Di. More wandering around. Are they going anywhere specifically? Just as I ask myself that question, Mark answers it. "There it is! Leadenhall Market!" Mark says they shot some of "Harry Potter" here and Mark used to work there in the Waterstones. Ponder going to Waterstones for old time's sake and purchasing a book, can you imagine? Down Bull's Head Passage and Mark asks Di what that sound is. He doesn't know what he is talking about and neither do I. He says that's the sound of men, men drinking. He says he is worried about if there are lots of drinking men. Give them a wide berth, duh. Di tells him they aren't going to affect him. "They might." Mark makes mention of one of them having a ribald laugh. Di says that sounds Dickensian and Mark asks her what it means. She says ha ha ho. In case you are interested the definition actually is (of language or behavior) referring to sex in an offensive but humorous way a ribald sense of humor ribald comments/jokes/laughter. Right up Mark's alley. A tour group rocks up. Mark says they have come to check out the Migraine Clinic. Mark figures it out. The doorway to the London Migraine Clinic features in "Harry Potter." "Surely all these people don't have migraines." It's the entrance to the Leaky Cauldron.
Mark leans in to kiss Di's head and tells her he loves her, whilst she wipes her nose. "I think you are 5 years away from not knowing what the duck's going on at all." Lovely. "Until then, I think we should have some fun." Mark says look there's an Alpine Bar! There is a lit archway and Mark comments on making memories. The way he goes on, you'd think Di had 6 months to live. "I'm going to bring you here when you're 95. Do you think you'll remember?" Di says of course. Mark mentions the drinking men and Di says there are drinking women. More mention of drinking people and men, MEN EVERYWHERE, WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM? Does London have a curfew on men? He has amplified the sounds of said men. "Aww, it's so festive and it's so alcoholic." I've never been here. It's really pretty. They haven't turned it into condos yet. Mark takes a pic of Di by the big Xmas tree. Mark suggests getting something to eat. Di isn't hungry. Photo montage. IT'S TIME TO GO HOME!! Dancing Faerie time. Home and Mark looks sternly at the camera. "Nads you didn't even tell me." He found the Merry Xmas witches ornament broken and almost cut his finger on it. "Merry Xmas witch."
Good riddance. Totally foul Xmas ornament. "Nigella said she is about to cream something." Mark is languishing on the couch, watching TV. Nadia fusses with her hair. Nadia says Nigella needs to sort herself out. Oooh, jealous much? My dad liked Nigella, but said he could see himself having a beer with Martha Stewart. "Let's unwrap this fat patty? Did you hear that?" Janine Amory gets a thank you for the trees. Mark is upstairs stalking Nadia. As she comes out of the walk-in she gets started and says "I hate you Mark." She goes down the stairs to witch about Nigella. Mark goes up into the loft. He has a wheeze. Why he doesn't get prescribed a preventative inhaler, I don't know. He talks to the Lisa cut-out. Claims Lisa is judging you. She ain't the only one bud. He has found his horn. "I feel horny." He coughs and says there might be pigeon tit in that. Mark admits that the snow village looks a bit battered and well, that is not surprisely the way they treat their possession and gifts. "How are we going to keep it" MAGICAL. He is determined to rescue this. Says goodnight to Lisa. Tells Nigella to shut-up. Nadia is wrapping gifts. If I could be bothered and not worried about spending my hard earned cash, I would send this joker some caffeine serum for his bags and concealer for the dark circles. Nadia is fluffing out the duvet and Mark presents to her the saucy Advent calendar from Ann Summers. "It's time!" he says. Nadia tells him "You're bleeping joking, it's 1 o'clock in the morning. NO WAY!" He says they can open one. "No! Mark go away and turn that camera off." Mark tells her he has his horny helmet on. "I've just done the bleeping duvet, it's the most mundane job in the world. " Mark says he did it last time and got an asthma attack. Dancing gingerbread men. Merry Christmas everyone! Merry Christmas.and thank you for putting yourself through the vlogs all yr and your outstanding commentary.Vlogmas #19 "Nanny Di & Mark Stumble into HARRY POTTER Photo SHOOT, Nigellla AROUSES Mark into the LOFT." Join me in the continuing saga of stupidity dressed as frivolity, bad singing and the delusional ramblings and frequeting swearing of a middle aged man, whose nose has been pushed out of Xmas celebrations.
"You're bleeping joking." In the background Nadia is singing as she and Kiki decorate the tree. Mark has a Xmas hat on, all pasty and sweaty. Do us all a favour and find the filter on that blessed iPhone will you? "I've heard the sound of screws on the floor." He is worried about his robin with the screw in its face. He asks her if she has found it, there are actually 3 of these now, and she says no. "She is trying to destroy my Christmas." Aerial view of the chalet. Views of the decorated tree. Slo-mo of those two. More views of the baubles. Why do they have 2 baubles, one in front of another? It's not even Christmas yet and I'm getting ads for Boxing Day sales.
Mark is in the car. He says Nadia is up in bed "So poorly, woorly." Incessant yapping by Mark about going to find Nanny Di. Great, so this means it will be mostly Mark and his nonsense. Mentions being looked at aggressively by a 10-year-old on a bike. He is probably doing that, because he sees an adult with an antler hat on, talking to himself, parked in a care, wondering if Mark is a perv or not. He is a perv, but not little kids. He is Shadwell, filming the train, filiming his feet going upstairs. Mark says he hasn't done any exercise for 10 days, says he is knackered going up the stairs. I find the idea of not working out of 10 days, if you do it on a regular basis, not to knock you out walking upstairs. Drama Llama.
They are at Bank Station, the busiest one in London. Mark being silly on the escalators and Di says "Don't do that Mark."
Mark says he is struggling with filming because Nadia is sick, Maddie can't film and Dina has lost her Xmas spirit. Di blames that on the chalet. Chat about him giving her tough love, because no one else can. Mark has cold finger and he is just wearing a t-shirt and hoodie.
Mark figures it out. The doorway to the London Migraine Clinic features in "Harry Potter." "Surely all these people don't have migraines." It's the entrance to the Leaky Cauldron.
Home and Mark looks sternly at the camera. "Nads you didn't even tell me." He found the Merry Xmas witches ornament broken and almost cut his finger on it. "Merry Xmas witch."
Probably sulking in his dust cupboard feeling sorry for himself because Nadia was sloshed on the stinking sofa, which makes great content, but he isn't allowed to film Christmas day antics, I believe?
Wow. Just imagine being called delusional by a smelly unemployed waster, who tells the world he's an Oscar Qualified Filmmaker, Content Producer, Writer, You-Tuber, Podcaster, Movie Reviewer whilst his missus pays the bills!
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