Hometime #17 we see Nadia working out. Next, is a
5 min ad for Sky with Mark and his stupid masks and Nadia with her jump scares. Then Nadia has Dina come over to do another Kim Kardashian spoof, the one with the aubergine earrings. I went to check when this happened and it was (we are at the end of May beginning of June)
the beginning of APRIL!!! Nadia walks around in her bra and leggings whilst fashioning a plait out of a pair of tights and ribbon. "That's what I love about it, when you read the comments underneath these posts... people love spotting what we've used as well."
Mark makes mention of Nadia having menopausal ears. Mark encourages Dina to repeat her story of her sharting her pants. Mark asks Nadia if she has ever sharted now. Black cling film for the top. As it squeaks, Mark asks Dina if that was the sound that she made when she sharted.
Nadia wonders if she should take her bra off. Dina "Oh Gowd are you ready?" Mark says nipple and they are spreading. They should have taped her tits, but now we get so see her fishing around to push them up. They have a picnic basket on the floor with a neon sign that says "
duck off" on it. Classy. She gets the tits out, totally defeating the exercise. When Mark gets bored of filming, he films the
. Hunting through the drawers for something and Dina says "if it was my house it would all be theeeerrre." Nadia tells her that the outfit is supposed to be
tit and Dina says "not that
tit." So 17 mins was spent on that. Ten times he repeats Nadia flicking the hair and walking.
Dina cuts her out of the cling film and Nadia says it hurts. Cue Dina ripping the cling film off with more power.
The earrings are made into aubergine dip.
Moody and Manks clicking heels comp. Dogs. Nadia looking like
tit at 5 a.m. and off to the airport. Nadia shows us the queue, goes shopping because she is bored, then on the plane. She is wearing her mask below her nose. Boozing and eating with Jane and Kaye. Nadia being loud, mentions how skinny the other 2 are. Nadia goes into the cold Med. Kaye fishes out a dead bird out of Jane's pool. Nadia is waaaaaaaaaasted. That is that. You didn't miss much.