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I hope the sun is shining where you are. Whine O'clock, why not? More like Why The F*&@? It's just Manks so you know... Title is "Legalise Cannabis, Finland & NATO, Vardy BreakDown, WOKE Nursery Rhymes & FEE to PEE."
There is a broom propped up against the patio door. Mark combed his hair. Mark has his glasses on. Mark is wearing a grey hoodie. Mark has a punchable face. Happy birthday singing. Says Wagatha Christie trial isn't as interesting to him as the Depp/Heard trial. He's got his broadcaster/gameshow host voice on. Get this, he says there is a big announcement on the NNSS this weekend. You're going to do the decent thing and kill it off? "It's quite a big announcement, a serious announcement, so make sure you're watching when it lands." Happy birthday to another Shauna who is 11. Mark tells us he got his hair cut and his eyebrows done. Someone asks about their bloody card and he says they all went out. At the rate they send them, it would not surprise me that some people have moved by the time they get them out. How long does it take to sign cards and post them? Chatters bitching about paying to use the loo. That was something as a child I found disgusting when I came to visit, paying for the bog.
MeTube says Sweden and Finland joining NATO won't start WWIII. Mark decides to start with that, but then looks like he is having a senior's moment, chuntering to himself about something coming off his hoodie. This leads to Mark talking about Nostradamus and that Albanian or Bulgarian lady. Someone mentions the Radar key. For the love of God, can we please just focus. No, Mark has given up on Finland and it is Radar key talk. Mark asks the question, if you are out and you don't have a disability (he doesn't like the word disablity) and you see a disabled toilet and no one is in it, is it right or wrong to use it? Oh how I have missed these lame questions. "I'm going to ask this as a poll." 
Most are saying it is wrong. He sounds manic today. Oh look, he has his espresso in hand. "Oh the roast, the roast, the roast, THE ROAST! The Venezuelan ROAST!" I told you. Someone says the question is confusing (true) and he says yes you're right and proceeds to slap himself. Mark then asks what is more distressing? A man who needs the loo, doesn't go to the disabled one and EXPLODES! Michelle says she uses the baby room.
Mark is asking another question because he got called out for the crappy way he asked the previous one and he gets all sulky. "Have you ever used a disabled loo, even though you're not eligible to?" Who hasn't? Ruthie says yes, they are cleaner. 83% say yes. "There's a certain cliff edge flavour to Venezuelan coffee, you're sort of punched in the stomach and thrown off a cliff." Helen says she is disabled, but before she was disabled she used the disabled loo. Someone mentions having children using the disabled loos because they are bigger. Mark says with children it's all bets are off. Mark sings Fee to Pee. Why all this talk, well it has to do with their favourite place in the world, the Cornish coast. in St. Ives they want only tourists to pay to use the loo.
Oh and second home owners. 
If you live there you can get a pass to show. As he launches into his speech about what will happen as a non-resident on a beach, he hears a sound and goes to investigate. He's back unfortunately. "I like fobs and lanyards." People who go to work outside the home have those. 
"Is it the thin edge of the wedge MeTube?" Did you know Mark knows some Cornish filmmakers? Talk about Tarquins. The sound is all choppy. Off to 4G.
New poll: Should we let Finland join NATO. Someone asks what is Finland bringing to the table. Mark says they are buying themselves protection. Isn't that the whole point of N.A.T.O.? Someone touches one of our gang, there will be hell to pay? Mark says applyig to NATO is like applying to uni. Nanny Di is here!!! HomeTime landing this evening. Blah, blah, blah. Most say yes to Finland.
New poll: Should we legalise cannabis? Yes, already. Get it out of the hands of crims, regulate it and tax it.
Sadiq Khan is in Hell A, looking at the cannabis industry there. Mark says a pic of Sadiq in the middle of a pot farm, he has an expression of how can I smoke most of this stuff. Dude just loves to project eh? Sadiq looks like an Indian Mr. Bean in the pic. Mark tells us his 2 opinions on it: No harm with pot for medicinal purposes, but socially no. "Cannabis munches the mind up." Tell Maddie that. Look, people were ending up in hospital in psychotic states before and after legalization in Canada, it isn't going to change things. "Most of the stuff that is on the street now, you smell ... and the smell will be so strong you get high walking in the street." Umm, I have a neighbour who does it on occasion and I have yet to get a contact high. I've also been to a number of concerts in my time and still nothing. Mark queries whether people will be happy with what is on offer or seek stronger stuff with legalisation. Yeah, that's not how it works for the majority. He goes on about brains cracking. 72% in favour.
Wagatha Christie and Vardy compares Colleen to a pigeon who shits in you hair.
Nevermind Depp v Heard, I want a Netflix series on this shitshow with a special appearance of Peter Andre, telling people making fun of a man's appendage size is not nice. 
The judge had to tell Rebekah who Davy Jones was! Mark asks who are you rooting for? Nursery rhymes are racists, sexist and cruel Some people have time on their hands. Of course, it is PETA behind this nonsense on stilts. Mark mentions Hansel and Gretel being child abduction. Those greedy little shits vandalized that witch's house. 
Mark says this isn't woke, this is lunacy and "there is an important aspect to woke." Mark says that he doesn't think there are mice saying to each other, that they are sick to death of that Three Blind Mice and objectifying their tails. "Animals are intelligent, but they can't read nursery rhymes." He is singing Oranges and Lemons now. "London Bridge Is Falling Down, is that anti-architecture?"
Motorway driver caught eating cereal at the wheel was fined 100 pounds and docked 3 pts. She was eating Cheerios. Majority are supporting Rooney in the chatbox. "Childhood is a tapestry of FRAAAAAUD!" Calm down drama queen. That's it.
I hope the sun is shining where you are. Whine O'clock, why not? More like Why The F*&@? It's just Manks so you know... Title is "Legalise Cannabis, Finland & NATO, Vardy BreakDown, WOKE Nursery Rhymes & FEE to PEE." There is a broom propped up against the patio door. Mark combed his hair. Mark has his glasses on. Mark is wearing a grey hoodie. Mark has a punchable face. Happy birthday singing. Says Wagatha Christie trial isn't as interesting to him as the Depp/Heard trial.
He's got his broadcaster/gameshow host voice on. Get this, he says there is a big announcement on the NNSS this weekend. You're going to do the decent thing and kill it off? "It's quite a big announcement, a serious announcement, so make sure you're watching when it lands." Happy birthday to another Shauna who is 11. Mark tells us he got his hair cut and his eyebrows done. Someone asks about their bloody card and he says they all went out. At the rate they send them, it would not surprise me that some people have moved by the time they get them out. How long does it take to sign cards and post them? Chatters bitching about paying to use the loo. That was something as a child I found disgusting when I came to visit, paying for the bog. MeTube says Sweden and Finland joining NATO won't start WWIII. Mark decides to start with that, but then looks like he is having a senior's moment, chuntering to himself about something coming off his hoodie. This leads to Mark talking about Nostradamus and that Albanian or Bulgarian lady. Someone mentions the Radar key. For the love of God, can we please just focus. No, Mark has given up on Finland and it is Radar key talk. Mark asks the question, if you are out and you don't have a disability (he doesn't like the word disablity
) and you see a disabled toilet and no one is in it, is it right or wrong to use it? Oh how I have missed these lame questions. "I'm going to ask this as a poll." Most are saying it is wrong. He sounds manic today. Oh look, he has his espresso in hand. "Oh the roast, the roast, the roast, THE ROAST! The Venezuelan ROAST!" I told you. Someone says the question is confusing (true) and he says yes you're right and proceeds to slap himself. Mark then asks what is more distressing? A man who needs the loo, doesn't go to the disabled one and EXPLODES! Michelle says she uses the baby room. Mark is asking another question because he got called out for the crappy way he asked the previous one and he gets all sulky. "Have you ever used a disabled loo, even though you're not eligible to?" Who hasn't? Ruthie says yes, they are cleaner. 83% say yes. "There's a certain cliff edge flavour to Venezuelan coffee, you're sort of punched in the stomach and thrown off a cliff." Helen says she is disabled, but before she was disabled she used the disabled loo. Someone mentions having children using the disabled loos because they are bigger. Mark says with children it's all bets are off. Mark sings Fee to Pee. Why all this talk, well it has to do with their favourite place in the world, the Cornish coast. in St. Ives they want only tourists to pay to use the loo.
Oh and second home owners. If you live there you can get a pass to show. As he launches into his speech about what will happen as a non-resident on a beach, he hears a sound and goes to investigate. He's back unfortunately. "I like fobs and lanyards." People who go to work outside the home have those. "Is it the thin edge of the wedge MeTube?" Did you know Mark knows some Cornish filmmakers? Talk about Tarquins. The sound is all choppy. Off to 4G.New poll: Should we let Finland join NATO. Someone asks what is Finland bringing to the table. Mark says they are buying themselves protection. Isn't that the whole point of N.A.T.O.? Someone touches one of our gang, there will be hell to pay? Mark says applyig to NATO is like applying to uni. Nanny Di is here!!! HomeTime landing this evening. Blah, blah, blah. Most say yes to Finland.
New poll: Should we legalise cannabis? Yes, already. Get it out of the hands of crims, regulate it and tax it.
Sadiq Khan is in Hell A, looking at the cannabis industry there. Mark says a pic of Sadiq in the middle of a pot farm, he has an expression of how can I smoke most of this stuff. Dude just loves to project eh? Sadiq looks like an Indian Mr. Bean in the pic. Mark tells us his 2 opinions on it: No harm with pot for medicinal purposes, but socially no. "Cannabis munches the mind up." Tell Maddie that. Look, people were ending up in hospital in psychotic states before and after legalization in Canada, it isn't going to change things. "Most of the stuff that is on the street now, you smell ... and the smell will be so strong you get high walking in the street." Umm, I have a neighbour who does it on occasion and I have yet to get a contact high. I've also been to a number of concerts in my time and still nothing. Mark queries whether people will be happy with what is on offer or seek stronger stuff with legalisation. Yeah, that's not how it works for the majority. He goes on about brains cracking. 72% in favour.Wagatha Christie and Vardy compares Colleen to a pigeon who shits in you hair.
Nevermind Depp v Heard, I want a Netflix series on this shitshow with a special appearance of Peter Andre, telling people making fun of a man's appendage size is not nice. The judge had to tell Rebekah who Davy Jones was! Mark asks who are you rooting for? Nursery rhymes are racists, sexist and cruel Some people have time on their hands. Of course, it is PETA behind this nonsense on stilts. Mark mentions Hansel and Gretel being child abduction. Those greedy little shits vandalized that witch's house. Mark says this isn't woke, this is lunacy and "there is an important aspect to woke." Mark says that he doesn't think there are mice saying to each other, that they are sick to death of that Three Blind Mice and objectifying their tails. "Animals are intelligent, but they can't read nursery rhymes." He is singing Oranges and Lemons now. "London Bridge Is Falling Down, is that anti-architecture?" Motorway driver caught eating cereal at the wheel was fined 100 pounds and docked 3 pts. She was eating Cheerios. Majority are supporting Rooney in the chatbox. "Childhood is a tapestry of FRAAAAAUD!" Calm down drama queen. That's it.
Anyone for a turkey leg and Marmite toastie?
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Thank you - I have missed your brilliant insights, who would have thought these 2 could be made into an amusing read, thank you for making me smile this morning.Hope you are all doing well or as best as you can.
There is a broom propped up against the patio door. Mark combed his hair. Mark has his glasses on. Mark is wearing a grey hoodie. Mark has a punchable face. Happy birthday singing. Says Wagatha Christie trial isn't as interesting to him as the Depp/Heard trial.
MeTube says Sweden and Finland joining NATO won't start WWIII. Mark decides to start with that, but then looks like he is having a senior's moment, chuntering to himself about something coming off his hoodie. This leads to Mark talking about Nostradamus and that Albanian or Bulgarian lady. Someone mentions the Radar key. For the love of God, can we please just focus. No, Mark has given up on Finland and it is Radar key talk. Mark asks the question, if you are out and you don't have a disability (he doesn't like the word disablity
Mark is asking another question because he got called out for the crappy way he asked the previous one and he gets all sulky. "Have you ever used a disabled loo, even though you're not eligible to?" Who hasn't? Ruthie says yes, they are cleaner. 83% say yes. "There's a certain cliff edge flavour to Venezuelan coffee, you're sort of punched in the stomach and thrown off a cliff." Helen says she is disabled, but before she was disabled she used the disabled loo. Someone mentions having children using the disabled loos because they are bigger. Mark says with children it's all bets are off. Mark sings Fee to Pee. Why all this talk, well it has to do with their favourite place in the world, the Cornish coast. in St. Ives they want only tourists to pay to use the loo.
New poll: Should we let Finland join NATO. Someone asks what is Finland bringing to the table. Mark says they are buying themselves protection. Isn't that the whole point of N.A.T.O.? Someone touches one of our gang, there will be hell to pay? Mark says applyig to NATO is like applying to uni. Nanny Di is here!!! HomeTime landing this evening. Blah, blah, blah. Most say yes to Finland.
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New poll: Should we legalise cannabis? Yes, already. Get it out of the hands of crims, regulate it and tax it.
Wagatha Christie and Vardy compares Colleen to a pigeon who shits in you hair.
Motorway driver caught eating cereal at the wheel was fined 100 pounds and docked 3 pts. She was eating Cheerios. Majority are supporting Rooney in the chatbox. "Childhood is a tapestry of FRAAAAAUD!" Calm down drama queen. That's it.
Has he just got out of bedAnyone for a turkey leg and Marmite toastie?
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Isn’t mark loving the polls he now uses at every available opportunity you do realise this is a hobby at best mark and no matter how hard you try to convince yourself, you are not at work. Talking of mark and the W word not wanker but work, why does he not work? Do anyone know the reason behind his unemployed status?
forgot to say the other day that Nardia said “marks had his eyebrows done by his eldest daughter” I’m pretty sure Izzy hasn’t been there. Maybe she is now saying that Maddie is the eldest daughter as well as being the favourite one.
you do realise this is a hobby at best mark and no matter how hard you try to convince yourself, you are not at work. Talking of mark and the W word not wanker but work, why does he not work? Do anyone know the reason behind his unemployed status?forgot to say the other day that Nardia said “marks had his eyebrows done by his eldest daughter” I’m pretty sure Izzy hasn’t been there. Maybe she is now saying that Maddie is the eldest daughter as well as being the favourite one.
kikis period pain gets broadcast to the nation
I had to laugh when Nadia said her husband wouldn't push through much pain...don't the subs know it any excuse to not do his "job"...
I loved it too. Real fun and genuine. The ‘director’was at home talking to his imaginary camera and friends
A bit of male patterned baldness starting there she better slow down with her testosterone taking
doesnt the moodster usually do them with the kitchen scissors that are used for his toenails as well?Isn’t mark loving the polls he now uses at every available opportunity
forgot to say the other day that Nardia said “marks had his eyebrows done by his eldest daughter” I’m pretty sure Izzy hasn’t been there. Maybe she is now saying that Maddie is the eldest daughter as well as being the favourite one.i
Mark Adderley is unemployed because his skills are 'niche' like this archery muppet. We were watching this last weekend and I swear that the writers have been let down professionally by the gruesome twosome - there's a nod to Green Fingered Hell and everything, although I notice they've replaced the oft mentioned lesser-spotted Acers with Camellias.Isn’t mark loving the polls he now uses at every available opportunity
forgot to say the other day that Nardia said “marks had his eyebrows done by his eldest daughter” I’m pretty sure Izzy hasn’t been there. Maybe she is now saying that Maddie is the eldest daughter as well as being the favourite one.
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As for Izzy, considering she's been enrolled on a course in South London for some time now, I'm surprised she doesn't pop up in her dad's films more often. Come to think of it, she could have saved herself an awful lot of money by bunking up in the penthouse with Moodie and living off Nadia Sawalha's greasy toasties. Sensible girl, must take after her mother.
The lazy unemployment daughter cut mankys eyebrows with the same scissors that came out the cutlery drawer then nitty took them and opened a bag of raisins without washing them and his face was dripping in sweat
he has put their names up! More proof he is reading on here and we are getting to him ! going to be fun going forwards as Mark Adderley, director, producer, podcaster, content maker and “all that kind of stuff” has finally “got his head around the new tech” says Nitwit and we are “Watching a “studio based CM” from the kitchen table of course “trying to bring multi media sensation” the man child looks like the cat that got the cream a few shots of this top notch sensational technology … Attachments
She is seriously not all there…studio based CM?
That was him in fact but same appliesShe is seriously not all there…studio based CM?
they are both deluded and she entertains his ego 
the nitwit did also say that “it was life changing”Jesus wept.
Erm, Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber never cease to amaze…as they pat themselves on the back for FINALLY figuring out how to use technology that many of us working from home during the pandemic learned to use 2+ years ago!
I don't think the new tech thing is a hit with viewers
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I don't think the new tech thing is a hit with viewers
The 'new' tech thing is unpopular and ineffective.
I'm surprised that Mark Adderley hasn't yet snapped back at this feedback in his usual defensive, arrogant fashion.
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