Coffee Moaning for Tuesday. Okay today's title is "R. Kelly, Fuel Pump Madness, Sabina Nessa Arrest, Wildlife Getting HIGH."
Eww Mark. He is wearing a jumper today. Roll call. Nadia is still on Insta. Toffee starts barking and Mark tells Nadia it's Tim the Postie at the door. "Go and look after Tim. He might comment on how much you've lost. He is always commenting on how much weight I've lost."
Really? Nadia drops off her mug to go see Tim. "Tims is such a good guy, say good morning to Tim." Nadia comes back with a package. It's for the dogs if you're wondering. I see all the drawers are still open from last night. Someone commented on Whine O'clock that they were giving them anxiety.
Would it kill them to shut the drawers? Apparently one of the subs recommended this dog thingy and Nads says "We love your recommendations, we always listen to you."
Yes, unless it is an idea that you are diametrically opposed to, like closing your damn drawers! Nadia has a spoonful of yoghurt, whilst Mark struggles with the package. So the dogs had their food changed, raw to a very, very good dog food, and they have been itching. They got some supplements. Nadia mentions some seaweed thing for the dog's bad breath, says it really works. Mark asks if she can put it in her food. Maaark. Nadia plugs Dina's vegan recipes on Insta. Elaine asks why they changed from raw. Because, I assume Chi Chi, has an immunity issue the vets advised them to take her off raw. Scrunching of hair. Nadia says she is creating her own recipes for the dogs.
Does it involve copious amounts of oil and butter? Faith thanks them for giving advance notice as to when the live was airing, Mark says they will try to do that more often.
Sally loves Mark's jumper and he says it was much tighter during lockdown. Nadia asks if he will ever stop doing 16/8 and he says "no, why would I?" Though he says he has been struggling the past 2 days. Nadia says yesterday she wasn't really hungry, but made herself a "really healthy dinner and had it," finished eating at 6 p.m. and she was fine, but actually she tells a lie, because at 10 p.m. she was starving. Mark says Nads went to bed early so she wouldn't eat, he didn't and he ate a box of flapjacks! Morning Jen Legs. Mark is getting so cross with the gov't over the fuel crisis. Nads says he wouldn't give her a hug when she wanted one. Mark says that non-drivers don't understand it and Nadia takes umbrage.
"Can you just stop keep saying that like I'm a moron? I completely understand the situation without driving. It is really annoying me and I've put up with it 5 times this morning and now it is pissing me off. Non-Drivers." Talk about George Eustice, or Useless as Mark calls him, saying there is crisis now, no one queueing for petrol, "
THE QUEUES ARE NOT THERE BECAUSE THERE'S NOT PETROL!" Nadia had to walk to the nearest one to check if there was any, because they don't have enough fuel to get to the station. Talk of people taking more than they need, people frightened. Mark is dropping F bombs and Nadia tells him to not shout and swear, it is either one or the other.
"These wankers coming on to television with their Etonite fuckin approach to everything and saying to all of us, it's all your fault for panicking." Nads doesn't feel the presenters are nailing them on the issue. Mark finishes his coffee. Nadia finds the word panic passive-aggressive.
The Armed Forces are stating they are an insurance policy, but they can't fix appalling planning. Mark is at his lecturn telling us the word panic is created by the gov't and gaslighting the public, us and them mentality.
Can we pick another word or than gaslighting thankuverymuch. "They take no responsibility for anything, I have never heard them apologize on track and trace.." says Nadia. Mark mentions the opposition "Where is Labour?"
They are busy telling us that saying women have uteruses is wrong and could the white men not raise their hands. Mark says this fuel crisis is "the straw that has broken my camel's back!"
Yes, but does your camel have 1 
or 2 
humps? 
Nadia is calling Angela Rayner a genius.
Talk about all the shitty things Boris the doofus has said. Mark has got the bee in his bonnet
"It's these posh knobs commenting on everyone, I cannot stand their super, but the point is the reason they are so supercilious is that the opposition is non-existent..." Nadia says everytime they go to the Labour Party Conference it is just snore time. "And who's the guy who resigned yesterday? I've never heard of him."
Andy McDonald resigned from the shadow cabinet, because Starmer refused to back a living wage of 15 pounds/hour. It was another fissure in Labour unity you great dolt! Stacey is worried about vulnerable people who need transport, not the dipsticks with 3 cars in the drive who can walk to the shops. Nads is worried about people who don't get paid this week, because they can't get to work. Jackie wants to scream and scream until she is sick!
Can someone get Jackie a paper bag to breathe into, thanks! 
Sarah reckons the country is at breaking point and how long before riots?
Sarah needs a tranquiliser stat! 
J Hurst thinks Starmer is plant from the Tory party.
Mark says he has to leave by 11. Man pulls knife on queue jumper at London petrol station.
It's getting wild in the streets eh? Mark says 20% of London's petrol stations were bulldozed. Mark is worried that people have knives to pull. Mark on his pulpit again, railing against the gaslighting.
R. Kelly the bastard is finally in prison. Mark talks about the length of time it took to get to trial is because it was regarding black women and he wouldn't be surprised if there was any truth to that, OF COURSE!
Oh yeah, cuz Jimmy Savile was caught and did time right? No that proverbial shit didn't hit the fan until he was dead. What about Weinstein? Piss off Mark! God he is so predictable. Nadia thinks (and I use that term loosely) that him being a black man, that America would want to make it a big show trial. Talk about him doing this in plain sight.
Sabina Nessa and Nadia says let's look at that beautiful face.
Speaking of prejudice, if she was plain looking would you even comment? So some dude got arrested and Mark wants to know what is going on in his head. The post mortum was inconclusive as to her death apparently. "That face" says Nads. Did you catch Nadia's Insta yesterday? Well a female PC contacted her and said that the sentences for these people are dire. "People could look at the West and say we have a fairly decent society, but we don't" says Nadia. Mark gets up to look into one of those drawers for a pen.
Wildlife getting high. Mark was "Oh my God!" Drugs at Glastonbury seeping into the water supply affecting animals and protected species.
Bloody humans! Talk about rubbish and drug pollution. Did you know that in London, squirrels find tin foil with crack cocaine making crack addicts out of squirrels. Mark says he was driving in London when a squirrel darted out into the road stood on its back legs waving it's arms and ran off.
"It was definitely raving." HIT THE LIKE BUTTON AND WE GOT TO GET TO 200, THERE ARE 700 HERE. Mark gets all mopey saying how embarassed he is for Britain.
You want to be embarassed? Try living in the States or Alberta. "The Germans and everyone are just going...the guy elected in Germany says 'We can categorically tell you the problem in Britain...is because of Brexit' AND WE ARE BEING GASLIT!" Nadia says "Hannah I'm going to close the drawer, don't worry."
Happy birthday Dawn! "We love you guys you know?" Mark still ranting and raving. GUYS WE ARE GOING TO REVIEWING THE BRITNEY DOC, REACTING TO LICORICE PIZZA TRAILER AND THE SKYE ELISE HOMETIME COMPILATION, SO SEE YA LATER! Yeah bye.
what a mess. Night everyone x
It is not like they have full time jobs !!! Is she at LW?
