Coffee Moaning for Friday. End of the week already and it has been raining all week here.
Title today is "Sabina Nessa, Winter of Discontent, The Magic Circle, Lockdown Weight Gain." Oh fun.
Oh crap! Nads is absent and it is Mark wearing his Dodgers cap, reporting LIVE FROM HIS CAR! Roll call. Sainsbury's for life bags in the back seat. Not even 5 mins in and he makes a fart joke. Kirstie says she feels low. Mark says in the therapy session (don't know if it is a personal one or just some counselling chit chat) that there is a short fall of required, really meaning qualified people to see people in need. Happy birthday Nathan. Where is Anglea Locke? Anyone hear from her? Mark says he is going to a meeting with a bunch of actors. "What's happening for you this weekend?" He is singing badly "What's Going On?"
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Sarah is off to a wedding. Kim is clearing a shed for more chickens and Mark is well jell he says.
Those chickens wouldn't last 5 mins 
Mark was doing role play therapy. Ruth is off to Bournemouth. Everyone give Kirstie a hug. The Sunday Show is live with an opportunity to win some crap. Due to illness earlier this week no COAMP until next week. Nanny Di is doing well and is at the house. Sarah uses a walking stick and says she hates that no one understands her and Mark suggests assaulting them with her stick.
Inciting violence, nice. Nicola's appointment to figure out if she has bipolar was postponed. He is extra annoying today, hyper AF. Anita has had a nasty cold. Did you know that Maddie likes Supertramp?
Eugh!
Sabina Nessa the teacher that was murdered is the topic. Someone has been arrested. Nadia says that 73 have been killed since Sarah Everard. Talk about the campaigning at the time. "What have they done, what has changed?" Talk about Nadia getting sick for saying she approaches life that every man is a potential rapist.
Mark says that doesn't mean every man is a racist/rapist, says we can't trust people because there are so many incidents, like going on a train and trusting everyone "and what happens? Men rub up against you, men are purposefully looking at porn..." (Well I guess Mark and Nadia will be urging Maddie to get her license eh? Problem solved!) "There are lots of men who don't deserve to be put in that way" and says he includes himself in that category.
Goes on about the streets not being safe and repeats the 73 deaths,
but, BUT how many of those are deaths by strangers and deaths caused by someone they know? Oh now he says some of those are domestic, MAKE UP YOUR MIND MAN! Mark says you have to assume the worst or end up with one of those 73 people.
Charming. "Sex offense as an act of terrorism, what do you think about that guys?"
Holy hyperbole Batman! Gabrielle says parents and schools need to educate boys the best way that they can.
There has to be a will for change though. Talk about why Sabina's story took a while to come to the fore, Mark wonders if it was because she was a WOC. Mark talks about an imaginary son and worrying about how he would navigate a world that is misogynistic. (Well, I dunno, how about be an engaged parent for example?) Chris used to say to his younger brother all girls are potentially after your money, always go dutch.
Cheap ass bastard. Talk about it being terrorism again, that you could argue that it is as in terrorizing someone.
I think that waters it down. Someone quotes Margaret Attwood "Men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will kill them." Mark talks about the transportation issues for his daughters, especially the younger ones.
Oh get this, Mark says those criticizing the terrorism argument (meaning me ) "a very middle-class person, who's kinda of, you know, either not experienced or not encountered any of the issues that, that come with this" Piss off I'm bored of this shite.
Someone mentions living in a rough area and saying she had to walk with her head up and with an air of confidence to fight anyone off. Makr then says his girls get grief for that, being cocky, who do you think you are.
(Anyone who had been to a self-defence class knows that you are told to walk with a purpose, own the space.) Mark says he makes himself available till 2 a.m. to drive them home.
The only things open after 1 a.m. are the hospital and legs. 
Lucy got whistled at by 2 policemen in Mexico and wished she could experience being a man, so she could travel without fear.
Yeah, cuz men don't end up dead in ditches. Mark wants a state issued rape alarm so it goes to a central area, which then sends out help. Tralala says her son makes himself available to drive female friends home. Mark goes on the "do you have female relatives" rant at pervs, like that makes any difference.
Winter of discontent, are we going to enter it? Mark says he was too young to remember it, but I still remember shit from when I was 6. He is singing again. Most are saying yes. Sophie R big hugs. BP and ESSO stations closing. No drivers, empty shelves, energy bills going up, inflation, COVID and winter. Faith remembers candles as a child.
See she remembers! Minky Moo mentions Brexit. Mark wants someone to say that Brexit isn't going as to plan. Talk of black swans. Minky Moo says the shelves are empty, but we can afford nuclear subs.
Magic, who likes a magic trick. Mark says Nadia loves a magic trick and would like to go out with a magician. Shout out to Susan happy birthday. Pauline doesn't like magic. Mark doesn't like it either. Tina was cut in half by a magician. Steffie was also cut in half. Cough, cough from Mark as he pops a lozenge. "David Blaine got so weird." Talks about him being in boxes and not being urinate and it going into his head.
Happy birthday Southern Belle. First woman as head of the Magic Circle, that is why this is a topic. Sniff, sniff. Mark tells a story about Paul Daniels coming to his school. So a lot of them were in this trick where they were wearing badges with a poiny needle on it and a balloon. He was to tell them to burst the balloon, but when he said NOW, no one did. Instead they stuck the pin in the student in front of them and there was an almighty scream. Anyway, Paul Daniels had to use his wife as a shield, going off stage saying "That's what I call magic!"
Wow, thrilling. 
"That's comprehensive kids, we wrecked it for ourselves, we wrecked it for Paul Daniels." "You're some of the worst kids I've ever worked with!"
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There are 3 other people living in that house. Why can't they do the washing up?
