bitterntwisted
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Coffee Moaning for Tuesday. It's the day after the election here and for the first time in my life, I stood at the poll wondering if I would make a choice or just spoil my ballot, because I was so pissed off that Disney Prince called an election 2 years early into a mandate and during a pandemic. 
Thankfully it is a minority gov't, so he is going to have to work with the opposition. Check out the title for today "We Don't Want Our Child Jabbed. Do you? GAS Shortage, M25 Eco Warriors & My 16/8 Fast." Looks like a doozy.It looks like a Nadia solo gig today. She cleans the lens with her sleeve. Her face is taking up my whole monitor, dial it back woman! "OH have I got a cheat for you all you neat freaks." Mark is "working" in town today. She says she is having a camera crew over this morning. Toffee is barking, must be mail.
Off Nadia waddles saying "Hang on, I'll be back." It's not mail, IT'S DINA BRINGING MILK AND BISCUITS!!!! Nadia asks if her she can recognize the house and check the drawers. "Not that drawer, open the cupboards." Dina;"Yeah, well let's film it in a week." 
Nads tells her to look in the corner cupboard, the cupboard under the sink. "I haven't stopped fuckin cleaning for 48 hours and I'm absolutely knackered and I was sick yesterday." Yeah, yeah. 
Dina says hello and Nads says to follow her on artbybox. So off goes Dina through the garden to next door.Nads has the clear frames on, acting like she is getting serious about this live now. Nadia is going to show her cleaning efforts, says that Mark will kill her because they filmed it for the vlog, which means it will probably show up around the end of November. Someone mentions MAFS UK and Nads says she only watched the first episode. Talk about the whole house being sick, Dina was sick, her mum and dad. Kiki was off school yesterday. Painful sore throat. So this film crew is the real reason she tidied up. She didn't want the sun to shine, because then she would have to clean the windows.
Nadia says she has never had any airs and graces. Yes, no one would mistake you for a Hyacynth Bucket type. "My drawers are closed!!" Filthy mare. 
She is filming something for Loose Women with her dad. Newbie spiel. She is really hyper today. Roll call of sorts. Are you going to have your child vaccinated? It seems like a 50/50 split. Nads wants to know how people came to that decision. "We don't really know yet." Paula's 14yo got the vaccine. Nadia goes on about personal choice. Why do they put flowers in a vase on the floor?
Nadia is still blabbing about side effects. Holly is feeling better after having the vaccine. Heather says she stopped getting her period since getting the vaccine. How old is Heather? It could be the change. Nads says not to worry, because she read up on it and on Insta they have info, SO TAKE THAT THE LANCET! Talk about confusion and conflicting messages. Maddie has decide to have the jab, might help her long COVID. Nads says we have to kind to rabid antivaxxers, because they are just scared. (Okay and that is where I draw the line. These bastards were blocking hospitals in my country and the conspiracy theories they throw about, calling healthcare workers and medical staff sheep and tools of the gov't, to hell with their fears they can STFU.) Holly is spouting her knowledge about 2 types of immunity: innate and adaptive, da yoofs have revved up immune systems. "What does that mean Holly?" asks Nadia. Holly says it would boost their innate through the adaptive(vaccine) immunity. "Does anyone else feel weird about mixing their vaccines?" Nadia equates it to mixing one's alcohol, of course. 
Loopy Lou's child wants the vaccine, because cases are rising at her school. Nadia's problem: Morse code but in alphabet. Heather said D for Dick on the phone the other day. Nadia's problem? She uses a swear word. Yes, really. She was talking to a posh woman on the phone from the insurance company and she said V, the woman heard B, Nadia said V as in Vagina.
Does she not know you use proper names to clarify a letter, like B as in Bob, V as in Victoria, N as in Norman. What planet is she on? If she has to say P, she thinks penis. 
It's that or petit pois and that is another language. Gemma says she should have said vaccine. Someone says V for vulva. 
"I just stand there and lose all vocbruary." 
"What do we say for A, because I want to say anus." She is laughing now. HIT THE LIKE BUTTON, NEW SUBSCRIBE AND THE NOTIFICATION 
.Nadia was listening to Nick Ferrari "He's so right wing!" Whilst she was listening the whole M25 thing was kicking off. About 30 protesters ran onto the motorway. This time the police were quite rough. "I feel so sorry for everyone in this." Talk about gas poverty and home insulation. Nads says they have stop what they are doing now. MinkyMoo says there is a right way to go about it. Nadia says climbing buildings naked and glueing themselves!?!
GAS: "How confusing is the gas? What do you think of Boris' analogies?" Someone says their gas company went bust last week. "Who thinks we need to deprivatise the gas companies?" Talk about praying for a mild winter. The cap will stay in place and prices will go up, gov't screwed up and food prices will go up. Reem wants to know why the prices are going up and Nads says they are cutting the universal credit "WTF?" Someone mentions shelves being empty and Nads says that Dina went to the shops and the shelves were bare and Nads, well she did an Ocado shop and so many things are not available. HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND THE NOTIFICATON BELL. HOW MANY LIKES HAVE WE GOT? TELL ME WHEN IT IS AT 200. Roll call. Nadia shows us her tidy house. "I wish I had done an walk around before it was such a shithole...I had washing up I had left for 2 days!"
There are 3 other people living in that house. Why can't they do the washing up? "Look in here guys! Look in the cupboard! Look, look, look, whatcha think?" She says she is practically Stacey Solomon. "Whose house is this? Who lives in a house like this? Not that Nadia Sawalawalawala off t'telleh." Fayes says bout bloody time. She is going to keep the doors open because the windows are filthy and says its a bit of a tip out back. "So you proud of me guys?" Yes, wow you clean your home. Here's a cookie 
. "It nearly fuckin killed me, I'm not joking." ANYWAY, LOVE YA, I GOTTA GO, THEY ARE GOING TO BE HERE IN A MINUTE. GOTTA GO FOR A WEE. WE SHOULD DO A POLL ON HOW LONG IT LASTS. You can take your poll and shove it up your
I EVEN DESCALED MY COFFEE MACHINE!! Calm your tits Nads. LOVE YOU, HAVE A MARVELOUS DAY, I WILL BE VLOGGING, DAD WILL BE ROUND, LISA DOING THE MAKE-UP, OH DO YOU WANT TO SEE IN THERE? There is the teens' room that looks like a dosshouse. "Yeah, total shithole." And that is that. 
I can’t understand why she likes to reveal her body online, knowing that there’s creepy guys out there lapping it up. Makes me feel sick
Never known a grown man take and post so many selfies but apparently can’t stand the sight of himself 