Right - so even their honeymoon was financed by the production company, following their Hello! wedding. How romantic.
In the absence of the NNSS they've paid for, the submissives would do well to check out Nicky the English make up artist who doesn't continually curse who lives with her husband Carl
and their daughter in Positano.
In this particular episode,
'Friends are coming over for lunch and I haven't planned a thing! A quick trip around town to buy a few necessities and a forage in the garden to make a meal out of what we have growing!' A familiar premise, no?
THE POSITANO DIARIES - EP 18 Homegrown Sunday Lunch! - YouTube
Wow, am I confused.
Nicky digs up potatoes and onions from the garden (Which is at the opposite end of the the spectrum to GFH and she doesn't appear to have enlisted the services of a clueless old woman as a slave) for a potato salad and creates a pasta dish from other produce without a creamy, buttery sauce with extra cheese on top. There's no deep frying or powdered sugar or Nutella. She does use leftover pizza and buy a couple of bags of crisps, too #trulyrelatable
Her husband features but she gets on with the filming - using a tripod, who would have thunk it? - and editing herself. Time stamp 3:57 for an appropriate 10 second 'dramatic' reaction to the 'thickest' cobweb in the corner of her flourishing greenhouse. It's the only time she overlays a dodgy sound effect; it's the only time Nicky fluffs her hair. We can only imagine how nearly PhD level director, editor and producer would have dragged this out for at least 17 minutes and contracted a rare debilitating disease to boot. Nicky also apologises at one point for the sound quality, as she cuts away to her editing on a hammock. Nicky's working hard but isn't martyring herself and her family to their YouTube channel. She also doesn't mention the fact that she has 15
s. That's probably because she accepts some people won't like her content and she has 2.7K
s.
Oh and, despite the fact Nicky doesn't explicitly mention it, her dinnerware is stunning and her husband is hot.
To be honest, lazy Mark Adderley has done his submissives who lurk on tattle a massive favour. As, Nicky appears to have the life and vlogs that the Swadderleys are advertising and you can watch it all for FREE:
- sunshine
- delicious food
- a clean pool
- a happy family
- real friends invited over for Family Feasts
- contented pets
- gratitude
Granted, there are no film reviews. But no one watches The Popcorn Junkies anyway.