Coffee Moaning for Thursday. I'm in catch up mode today, the electricity went off
. I have never liked Thursdays. So Nads is babbling about some story posted on Insta, Mark looks at the screen, scrubbing his face and says "dry skin."
Nads tells us the story of someone, parked in a car pack and a guy came up to her looking for change and such. She says to him "What do you need?" He wasn't the best looking of people, rough. He giggled and smiled and said "I'm not going to do what I was going to do." Mark says "Wow." The woman asked "What were you going to do?" He said "I was going to mug you."
It was apparently because she was so open and so nice that he didn't mug her. Oh, it's Lisa this happened to. She has 20 years of martial arts. What Nads loves about Lisa, is if you get on the wrong side of her, she will tell you straight. Mark says she will also chop the head off your dog and put it in your bed.
Nads tells Mark "She loves you so much, do you know that?"
Mark:"I think I love her more than I love you." Okay. Nads says it's been since October or so since she has seen Lisa so and she fed-up. Mark suggests breaking the 4th wall and welcome everybody, so its ROLL CALLLLL! Nads sings welcome everybody. Chatter name is Tipperary, cue the singing again.
They both have their cheap specs on now. Talk about how Call My Agent makes Mark want to go to France and MAFSA makes him want to go to Austraila again. "Billy looks really rough." Linda Denton on the birthday list. PLEASE HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND THE NOTIFICATION BELL. Showbiz talk, they haven't done much this past year but they will be reacting to the fuckwits on Doprah on Monday. Sarah Clemming says they moved it to 9:00 p.m. and wonders if there will be swearing and sex. (From what I heard about their trip to Aus, Meghan has a mouth like a sailor.) Rainbow Positive Living Group on the list. CBS has released a second trailer of just Meghan. Nads thinks the reason Haza is not there during some of the interview is weird. "Personally, I think the whole thing is not good." Mark says for the longest time he was like that
illustrating with his forearm as a sort of bellweather thingy, so he felt she was getting shortshift, but since the ads for the interview, it has gone like that,
total opposite negative view. Nads says if he leaves the room when things get difficult "That is so awful." As soon as Mark saw the promo of just her, his view went negative. (Wow. He has been staunchly pro-fuckwits. This doesn't bode well when allies are turning.) Nads keeps going on about him leaving the room, they are interviewed outside. Ashley tells them that Harry comes in later, it's all about her. Nads asks how he knows this. (Everyone knows this dum-dum
) Andrea calls Megs a Z-lister
Someone else explains the interview settle and the penny drops for Nads "Ooooh." Mark says it's already not hitting all the right buttons for him.
Nads thinks they want to be A-list celeb in LA (Yes.) "When you're an actress, you like that sort of attention..." (A certain type of actress.) Mark asks if Nads likes that sort of attention. Nads says Yeeeeess! "Are you joking? To be interviewed by Oprah and live in a... whaa... I'd do that definitely than live in a palace." (Can you imagine Nads as a member of the Firm? Tripping in front of the King of Jordan?
She would make Fergie, who I think means well but screws up, look like the height of sophistication and good sense. TQ would have never let her past the gates!) She goes on "the 15 million dollar villa, the gardens, the pools, the tennis court, the chef" Scrunches hair "Anyone who says they wouldn't like that..." (
Me! I'm happy where I am. You couldn't pay me to live in LA or California) Nads says the Royals are rubbish at interviews. They keep going on about the cringe. (Well they would know cringe, they peddle it.) Nads wants to know why they are doing it and suggests doing an Instagram live.
Kaye, says Nads, says Hazza has a case of the geographicals
(No, I can't find that from Dr. Google.), by moving to the States, he can control things. Mark asks if Megain knew Oprah before the wedding. Nads says she doesn't think so. Much picking at the scalp. (She doesn't know Clooney, Corden, Robbie, Idris, the only people she knew where her workmates and her mum.)
Talk of bullying in the Palace. Nads brings up Prince Andrew and Mark doesn't understand the parallel. (Neither do I.) Nads says the Palace hasn't investigated him (It's not their place, they aren't the filth
) Mark keeps trying to get every single last drop of coffee out of that small cup now. More head scratching from Nads as she tells us of the bullying. Get this, Nads thinks the timing of this revelation is extraordinary. (I think people in the Palace have had enough of their
tit.) Oh here we go, more whataboutery on Andrew.
(He had sex with someone who was of age when she was in the UK. I don't condone trafficking and Epstein was disgusting, but she wasn't underage or a child.) "There's a discrepency there." Mark:"I a real hypocrasy going on." (OH PISS OFF!
) Prince Philip has had a procedure and is doing well. Mark asks if he is made of titanium. "Is he AI?" Mark thinks Philip won't give a
tit about the interview. Mark says he will be "mightily disappointed" if he tunes in and 1 and a half hours of the interview is her. (Me too.) Xander says Prince Andrew will be doing ads for Pizza Express. Nads pulls at her neck.
COVID CHAT. Cases rising. On the whole they are decreasing but in London, South and East, are increasing. Nads is still pulling at her neck STOP IT WOMAN! Are we rushing to the exits too soon? Mark says Nads is at her wit's end. Zoe is feeling positive and negative with it. Nads is "
bleeping bored with it....I haven't been this bored in years...pandemics are boring." Xander wants to go to Waga's for lunch. Scratch, scratch, pick, pick, fluf the hair, chat whilst yawning. Nads asks"Where are they going?" Talk about feelings. Restaurants opening April 12th. Pressure on social media for the perfect body by lockdown ending. Weight loss being incentivised. Singapore giving out pedometers. Offering money to do that, is it right? Mark's nostalgic media chat about a show he worked on paying people to lose weight. Nads says she just doesn't know. (If there is one thing about the pandemic that has worked my last nerve, is the fact I am not an A type personality. No, I don't want the undo stress, but I would LOVE to have the ability to just get in a mindset and be able to work on learning another language, lose weight, do yoga everyday JUST LIKE THAT.
) Nads is on her weight soapbox now. Mark talks about the accessibilty we have in richer countries. (Like plastic cake?
) Advertising junk food to kids. Welcome User1. Mark talks about craving sweets by the end of the day. IF YOU ARE WATCHING AND ENJOYING OUR CHAT, HIT THE LIKE BUTTON. Someone's son in group 6 is getting the jab.
Biden called Texas ban on masks neanderthal thinking. (Texas is a law unto itself.) Coumo has apologized for kissing and hugging women.
(He's a douchebag. Cut funding to old age home before the pandemic, let them die.) Mark asks Nads if she likes strangers kissing and hugging her. Nads says you don't know when someone is taking.... I think she meant to say advantage. (If I don't know you, DON'T TOUCH ME!
) Nads demos different touching and Mark feels a chill "How dare you!" She touched him on the back in some way. "OH! You got me feeling...a bit hot." Yes or no question: "User1 we gave you a shout out, you didn't listen. USERRRR 11111." The question was can you keep track of the dates. (Barely.) Nads can't obvs. "I think in April we can travel....we could go to a rented accomodation.." End of March meet friends in the garden. Someone says May 19th is hotels. (All I know is, is that if you want the correct dates, DON'T ASK NADS OR MARK.) Rule of I don't know. More dates. Mark says fuckin hell. Mark says we are going to lose our
tit, he is filing for divorce "that's a fact." Nads moaned about rate, then went to gratitude, but then became bored of being grateful. "I can't be positive of everything today, but that's okay." Nads says she will get to the point where she doesn't want to work, just watch MAFS and Ex on the beach. "will you be my ex on the beach?" Nads says no. Mark's stomach growls.
Michelle T welcome. Hazel's t-shirt arrived. Talk about the haircutting vlog. Nads cutting his hair with a toothbrush. Mads being handy with the scissors. (Actually, she didn't hold the scissors properly.) Nads asks where she got that from. (Ummm YOUTUBE.) GFH in the can. Members live. HIT THE THUMBS UP. Angela has shaved her hair off. Marks thanks the viewers. Date of Celebrity Circle March 8th. Happy Birthday to Glenda. Welcome Rainbow Positive Living Group, Richard Coulter. HAVE A LOVELY DAY, MEMBERS LIVE, COFFEE MOANING PERMANENT, MORE CHATTY, LESS NEWS, EXTRA TOPICS. Bloody kumbaya. Mark says he literally can't take another day with her. And that is that!
Tough life they have sitting at home all day watching Netflix and Apple TV while receiving endless Ocado deliveries and freebies.
