Nadia Sawalha #25 Flogmas: The Lying Witch & the Wardrobe vs. The Tw*t in the Hat

[Misbehaving]

I’m all for silly humor but this Vlogmas title this in the toilet. Also lots of Murk’s not so passive-passive aggressive criticism of N in this title.
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Yes what is it with him and scatalogical/toilet humour particularly in tegards to his wife?
He needs her for survival and yet resents her for it so he puts her down and it has to be said demonises her its medieval like putting a women in the stocks and inviting people to pelt her with rotton food.
Or a cucking stool or making her wear a scolds bridle...thats his mentality i think?
What the duck does he think he is mr mark witchfinder general? ffs.
Honestly i don't think i'm exaggerating he's a nasty little misogynist how would he feel like if someone humiliated his daughters like that would he still be laughing?

 

[Billybob69]

Thank you for creating title, and @Hopscotch, also twit in the hat came from @Billybob69

I think someone mentioned late down on the last thread and I couldn't return answer that the reason the Organised Friends have taken photos down is because they were alerted to the fact they had been mentioned on Tattle therefore not good for business.

So.. our tactics are working. (NOT for bringing down small business's) but from stopping business's going to he,r giving her everything she wants in order to 'influence.'

The more things she influences that get mentioned on here the better. So we've done Ninja, Organised Friends, Quaker Oats,Kate Beckinsale's overpriced tat, we need to find out the name of the Bra company we are currently being bombarded with and that 'collagen supplement.'
Hope I made sense.

He’s Alan Partridge, his annoying voice reminds me of a tit third rate radio Norwich DJ He’s such bitter nasty little bastard the way he enjoys tormenting people especially if he knows it bothers them, like a spoilt brat desperate for a attention. I bet he used to torture animals as a kid. His moobs are also getting bigger, they’re gonna join up with his eye bags soon

he definitely tortures animals as an adult, poor toffee

 

[Billybob69]

In my dream the other night, i stole Matilda.

I reckon that nearly everything they purchase is used for their tax returns.

Ohh Matilda is adorable x

 

[notSUBmissive]

London must be FULL of small independent cheese shops... Where does greedy grubby chops get her Christmas Cheese from? A supermarket!!!
They could have vlogged a visit to a cheese shop, filmed themselves choosing their Christmas Cheese and discussing fav cheeses etc, but no... They fill Vlogmas with vile talk of toilet misdemeanours and buy their Christmas Cheese from a blooming Supermarket!!!....

Pre covid I usually travel into Lancashire to the wonderful Pickles of Preston to buy my Christmas Cheese, beautiful family run cheese shop, its a Christmas tradition in my house... Obviously with covid I've had to order online as I live in a different county but THEY LIVE IN LONDON! The food capital of the UK... Thry have absolutely ZERO imagination... Sod the small businesses hey...

Pic of my locally sourced cheese wheel V The unimaginative Sawalha-Adderleys Supermarket Cheese

 

[Tracie]

Where is vlogmas that isn't vlogmas!?...and I'm not being funny but who puts Jammie Dodgers on a trifle!...

I think they are having a dig at us... Jammy Dodgers

 

[Red Reg]

12 minutes on her needing to go to the toilet in the supermarket.. That is not an ‘event‘.

 

[rivermonster]

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2. London must be FULL of small independent cheese shops... Where does greedy grubby chops get her Christmas Cheese from? A supermarket!!!
   They could have vlogged a visit to a cheese shop, filmed themselves choosing their Christmas Cheese and discussing fav cheeses etc, but no... They fill Vlogmas with vile talk of toilet misdemeanours and buy their Christmas Cheese from a blooming Supermarket!!!....
   
   Pre covid I usually travel into Lancashire to the wonderful Pickles of Preston to buy my Christmas Cheese, beautiful family run cheese shop, its a Christmas tradition in my house... Obviously with covid I've had to order online as I live in a different county but THEY LIVE IN LONDON! The food capital of the UK... Thry have absolutely ZERO imagination... Sod the small businesses hey...
   
   Pic of my locally sourced cheese wheel V The unimaginative Sawalha-Adderleys Supermarket Cheese

   Morgan Cheesemakers in Muswell Hill feature quite often on Sunday Brunch so she could could have asked her fellow ad maker Simon Rimmer to get her some freebies. They seriously do some amazing cheeses she could have bought instead of that stuff.

 

[Slimwizard]

I could not eat that Christmas dinner once she spoiled it with the gravy that looked like the contents from the bag for life! Totally ruined it!
His tormenting of toffee went up a notch on last nights vlog, probably for us tattlers but you can see the poor dog hates him. I’d kill anyone that tormented my dogs like that!

 

[missmickey]

London must be FULL of small independent cheese shops... Where does greedy grubby chops get her Christmas Cheese from? A supermarket!!!
They could have vlogged a visit to a cheese shop, filmed themselves choosing their Christmas Cheese and discussing fav cheeses etc, but no... They fill Vlogmas with vile talk of toilet misdemeanours and buy their Christmas Cheese from a blooming Supermarket!!!....

Pre covid I usually travel into Lancashire to the wonderful Pickles of Preston to buy my Christmas Cheese, beautiful family run cheese shop, its a Christmas tradition in my house... Obviously with covid I've had to order online as I live in a different county but THEY LIVE IN LONDON! The food capital of the UK... Thry have absolutely ZERO imagination... Sod the small businesses hey...

Pic of my locally sourced cheese wheel V The unimaginative Sawalha-Adderleys Supermarket Cheese

There was a brilliant food market a 6 minute drive from them (or less than half an hour's walk with Toffee and ChiChi) on Saturday:
https://www.crystalpalacefoodmarket.co.uk/

Or M could have popped into Neal's Yard Dairy a stone's throw from his beloved Covent Garden, whilst visiting the bank to get to the bottom of the fraudulent activity on N's bank card.

For such a 'foodie', who has to buy such vast quantites of #taxdeductible specialist food for 'recipe testing', N really is utterly clueless when it comes to food. We've been breaking out of our usual meal rut during the lockdown(s) and have created some lovely new dishes - and a couple of misses. Cooking and eating together, as well as appreciating our food more are definitely benefits of this slower pace of life. We even had more success with some of those M&S freebie grow your own pots than M did with an entire garden, a garden slave and thousands of pounds worth of gardening paraphernalia. I genuinely think N has conflated greed with her Masterchef win twenty years ago, which has resulted in her being the only 'home cook food expert' on the block who knocks out worse stodge than the average Joe.

I'm amazed unimaginative M hasn't followed suit and given us a run down of his top 50 lagers.

 

[Jax04]

Latest vlogmas. Wow. Brats eating the kids advent calendars is pretty low imo. Altho not surprising from someone who once said she’d run the other way if she heard her kids screaming for help.
poor di.....a mattress chucked on the floor of a dirty junk room to sleep on if shes lucky. What a shitshow

And toffee! Never known a dog like it! Something really wrong there

 

[missmickey]

There was a brilliant food market a 6 minute drive from them (or less than half an hour's walk with Toffee and ChiChi) on Saturday:
https://www.crystalpalacefoodmarket.co.uk/

Or M could have popped into Neal's Yard Dairy a stone's throw from his beloved Covent Garden, whilst visiting the bank to get to the bottom of the fraudulent activity on N's bank card.

For such a 'foodie', who has to buy such vast quantites of #taxdeductible specialist food for 'recipe testing' N really is utterly clueless when it comes to food. We've been breaking out of our usual meal rut during the lockdown(s) and have created some lovely new dishes - and a couple of misses. Cooking and eating together, as well as appreciating our food more are definitely benefits of this slower pace of life. We even had more success with some of those M&S freebie grow your pots than M did with an entire garden, a garden slave and thousands of pounds worth of gardening paraphernalia. I genuinely think N has conflated greed with her Masterchef win twenty years ago, which has resulted in her being the only 'home cook food expert' on the block who knocks out worse stodge than the average Joe.

I'm amazed unimaginative M hasn't followed suit and given us a run down of his top 50 lagers.

I reckon N's cooking slots on Lorraine were banned by the NHS. This example starts particularly badly as N the overpaid 'presenter' stumbles over reading the scripted joke and then pulls up the lowly crew on their lacklustre response!


Or perhaps it was the Race Relations Board.

Here's a new find. It would appear that 'Nadia's Family Feasts' orginated on Lorraine (see video intro).
Time stamp 2:30 N: "If my family could see me now they'd say look at you pretending to be a proper cook."
You hear that HMRC? Even her family don't believe M's tax scam holds up to scrutiny.


We all know N stopped off at MaccyDs on the way home to feed her family, she must have been exhausted after a couple of hours in hair and makeup followed by an hour's filming. Probably scoffed a couple of pre-dinner Big Macs in the car park first to reward herself for touching those veggies.

 

[Feska]

London must be FULL of small independent cheese shops... Where does greedy grubby chops get her Christmas Cheese from? A supermarket!!!
They could have vlogged a visit to a cheese shop, filmed themselves choosing their Christmas Cheese and discussing fav cheeses etc, but no... They fill Vlogmas with vile talk of toilet misdemeanours and buy their Christmas Cheese from a blooming Supermarket!!!....

Pre covid I usually travel into Lancashire to the wonderful Pickles of Preston to buy my Christmas Cheese, beautiful family run cheese shop, its a Christmas tradition in my house... Obviously with covid I've had to order online as I live in a different county but THEY LIVE IN LONDON! The food capital of the UK... Thry have absolutely ZERO imagination... Sod the small businesses hey...

Pic of my locally sourced cheese wheel V The unimaginative Sawalha-Adderleys Supermarket Cheese

She really doesn’t have a clue does she. Your cheese wheel looks amazing. I’m heading to their website now. She’s lazy and slovenly. As fo her gravy and jammy dodger trifle .

 

[notSUBmissive]

Since the beginning of their coffee moanings Mark deliberately throws in fake news stories for his subs, I've seen him do it quite a few times.

I think it's a power and control thing, because he can. Because he's a narcissistic twerp

He exploites subs fears and uncertainty around the coronavirus pandemic... He did it yesterday when he alleged there is a syringe storage for vaccinations! Nadia was horrified, if Kiki heard it it would add to her anxiety.

The subs believe he's the messiah when in fact he's just a lazy lounge lizard with a computer. He LOVES the power he has! He loves throwing in lies and fake news as everyone believes him as he's SOOOO INTELLIGENT... NOT!!!!

Each time we hear him peddle fake news we must call him out!

Its so dangerous... No wonder his poor child developed anxiety listening to the gruesome twosome spouting constant news and fake news

 

[cormorant]

There's three decent cheeseshop within about three miles of where they live. including this one. they ARE a proper small business that has been opened as a shop after doing it the hard way through a stall at borough market.

Mons Cheesemongers

Mons Cheesemongers opened in the UK in 2006 at Borough Market. We select traditionally made Continental & British cheeses and age them in our cellars in London and on the Cote Roannaise, France. We welcome you to explore our range of cheeses & sundries available online or visit one of our London...

mons-cheese.co.uk

(LOOOK AT THAT ROQUEFORT)

Would have been an interesting video....... except she'd probably have stuck cubes on jacobs crackers and delivered it to teddy and betty whilst doing you love me more than julia don't you body language and they'd have said "very nice", or her Mank woulod have just pigged out on it with no substance or structure.

So up sainsburys for cheeses advertised on tv whilst she's got a turtle poking its head out of her shell so to speak it is then. Classy as ever.

Note the hashtageatingawayyourfeelings........ maybe try having less feelings dear.......... if you didn't try to make yourself part of every other humans drama on the planet for attention, by having so much feelings you really aren't entitled, maybe they'd be less on your plate, or maybe I should say in your polystyrene takeaway container. (you did after all seem to spend your time in Nobu thinking about a big mac)

 

[Misbehaving]

I reckon N's cooking slots on Lorraine were banned by the NHS. This example starts particularly badly as N the overpaid 'presenter' stumbles over reading the scripted joke and then pulls up the lowly crew on their lacklustre response!


Or perhaps it was the Race Relations Board.

Here's a new find. It would appear that 'Nadia's Family Feasts' orginated on Lorraine (see video intro).
Time stamp 2:30 N: "If my family could see me now they'd say look at you pretending to be a proper cook."
You hear that HMRC? Even her family don't believe M's tax scam holds up to scrutiny.


We all know N stopped off at MaccyDs on the way home to feed her family, she must have been exhausted after a couple of hours in hair and makeup followed by an hour's filming. Probably scoffed a couple of pre-dinner Big Macs in the car park first to reward herself for touching those veggies.

Oh missmickey what a trip down memory lane you are spoiling us!!
Back in the day with nadia cooking in a clean kitchen no shouting markkk no dirty pervy innuendo calm precise camera work and an easy to cook healthy recipe that actually looks appetising where did it all go wrong??
Wait don't answer that. (mark) back in the day when things were relatively normal and nobody knew or cared what dark disorderly mayhem was buubbling under the surface and when nadia had to pull her socks up and at least attempt to be professional..
Says something when a pretty mundane cooking segment fills you with nostalgia for the not so good old days!!
Then again that was when we could all pretend that nadia had landed on her feet and was doing well for herself i.e nice to see that nice annie palmer from eastenders landed herself a cooking gig and a cool husband oh little did we know what was going to be revealed!!
Yes indeed ignorance was bliss!!

 

[tomtomclub]

the vlog 'sainsburysgate' there really are no words, why would you want it put out on the internet that you nearly shat yourself in Sainsburys
Shes supposed to be an influencer - promoting food and kitchen gadgets & we learn in great detail how she nearly Shat herself, lovely for the local sainsburys to be tainted with that! and poor old local costa got the full details of her 'explosion'
if this happened to a friend or a family member you would be moritified and upset for them -as Im sure it does happen to people but there is such a thing as being discreet & dignified - they have sunk to the lowest of the low, I hope LW have words with her because if they think that is funny then they are truly losing the plot
She looked like a bag lady, dirty clothes and cap, hair a mess
I was awake till early hours and he put that vlog on after 12 - wonder if she had gone to bed
her poor children and parents, having to listen to that !

 

[cormorant]

This is interesting- note how he says about "believing in the essential you". As I've said before, him and Nadia believe that everything including character and behaviour is the product of an essential self, so is therefore fundementally unchangeable, which is why they have no substance or maturity as people and why they are incapable of any sort of meaningful change, and also why he would make a TERRIBLE counsellor. It's the fundemental belief of any narcissist- that on an essential level they are better than everyone else. It's also why issues their daughters have are seen to do with their essences rather than the appalling behaviour of their parents, which in any self-aware or actually kind human being would be seen to be having a severe negative impact on those around and would actually be changed.

 

[bitterntwisted]

Dont you remember he told us he tipped sleeping cows over

I remember when he said that and I yelled bullshit at the screen, because it is an urban myth. It is physically impossible to tip a cow and cows lie down to go into a deep sleep. Nevermindthat no creature should have their sleep disturbed like that.

Vlogmas: They have horrible pillows. I'm sure the rest of you like myself find your life richer for knowing that. Surprise, surprise, Mark has an issue with the shelving he is putting up. He can't do DIY for toffee, so why bother? Who keeps mattresses? I recently got a new mattress, same day the mattress pad and the mattress out the door for disposal. Note to self, don't drink tumeric tea if you have to go anywhere. OMG 5 minutes discussing this tit... literally. I cannot believe they are thinking about painting the spare room before Nanny Di comes, the lunacy. Leave the bloody dog alone Mark! Oh wait! Nads has a period of lucidity and decides against the paiting, but yes she is going to shove the rest of the crap into the walk-in. AGAIN, LEAVE THE DOG ALONE! BITE HIS BALLS OFF TOFFS! Okay that gravy looks like the contents of a baby's diaper. Once again, Mark lowers the tone. Chocolate theft will be followed by bitching about her fat arse come January. They must have money to burn if Nads is out buying more stuff that they don't need. Nothing says Christmas, the celebration of Jesus' birth, than a pair of lips with a fag hanging out as an ornament. Can't wait for the next scintillating episode.

 

[missmickey]

I think we might have a new member anytime soon.

 

[Miss LDN]

This is interesting- note how he says about "believing in the essential you". As I've said before, him and Nadia believe that everything including character and behaviour is the product of an essential self, so is therefore fundementally unchangeable, which is why they have no substance or maturity as people and why they are incapable of any sort of meaningful change, and also why he would make a TERRIBLE counsellor. It's the fundemental belief of any narcissist- that on an essential level they are better than everyone else. It's also why issues their daughters have are seen to do with their essences rather than the appalling behaviour of their parents, which in any self-aware or actually kind human being would be seen to be having a severe negative impact on those around and would actually be changed.

Think it's so weird the way they communicate as a family through social media. That speech is all about him. He has done some terrible things that must have caused immense damage to his daughters. I can't imagine what the first two daughter's mother's have gone through. They have raised the daughter's not him. Acting as if all is wonderful in father, daughter land. I cannot imagine having such a useless twit as a father. Social media is more important to him.