Your poem is genuinely the cherry on the cake as we end another year witnessing the chaos that is their car crash life. I've kept chuckling to myself ever since I read it.Dearest Tattlers,
In keeping with ‘them’ filming vlogmas stuff this weekend, I’ve been working on my own little commemorative piece to mark the moment.
My own little Christmas Carol/Swadderley National Anthem- especially for all of you.xx
(Just for fun)
I tried to keep it close to the original words which are below my version.
Happy SundayTattlers.
Sing to the tune of ‘Deck the Halls.’
My version.
Deck Murk on the head with a brolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
That would make all Tattlers jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Winch-more Hill for cheap apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Trolls all say she’s like a barrel
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
See them have a blazing row
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
She is such a lying cow
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Follow us on social media
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
“Hit the thumbs up,” (they couldn’t be needier)
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Quickly let’s all play thumb ping pong
Fa-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la
Watch them as they have a ding dong
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Rejoicing Tattlers sing together
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
No more Swadderley’s shite forever
Fa-la-la-la-la, LA-LAAAA-LAAAA-LAAAAAAAA.
Original version.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Troll the ancient Yule-tide carol
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
[Verse 2]
See the blazing Yule before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Strike the harp and join the chorus
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry measure
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
While I tell of Yule-tide treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
[Verse 3]
Fast away the old year passes
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new year, lads and lasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we joyous, all together
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Heedless of the wind and weather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
I rang the charity a week or two ago after she’d claimed she was a patron, either on her insta-live or vlog- (can’t remember which.) and they said she wasn’t a patron then.
I’m wondering has someone got in touch with her as the charity said they take this very seriously and would look into it.
Maybe that and also, maybe Murk saw on here and suggested Bratz better do something about it quick?
Anyone who says they don't deserve any of what we say needs to realise that for every action there is equal and opposite reactions.
They spend coffee moaning mercilessly mocking a whole host of people, mocking their voice, their eyes their whole being.
They patronise their followers by calling them subs because they believe the world is subservient to them, they treat animals and children horrendously, in a nut shell, they make themselves WIDE OPEN for people to comment as we do.
There is nothing I've read on here that I wouldn't say to them face to face (apart from the C word but that just me)
BRAVO WITH BELLS ON FOR THE POEM
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