Nadia Sawalha #20 Nadocchio

[Tag89]

Julia is a really good actress. Nadia was very hammy in Eastenders, she was OK in Benidorm but I think the character was very similar to herself! In the 'film' that they made on their YouTube channel, Maddie (who has no formal acting training) definitely showed up Nadia's poor performance.

she really is

nadia's 'acting' consists of frantically waving her arms about & making a stupid face. we know now she has levelled up her acting skills and added *'tit dancing in underwear/nightie'* to the resume

haven't seen that film on their youtube channel but it's quite funny if she got shown up

Agree i watched chicken run this morning and i was reminded of how good an actress she is and very well spoken.I can't believe they didn't cast her in chicken run 2 if its ageism thats mad because she has kept her youthful beauty and indeed hardly seems to have aged at all (thats what you get if you take care of yourself nadia! Living and eating well and being aware).I won't be watching chicken run 2 just out of principle i'll be petty and say i hope it flops... to them.

yeah, i have fond memories of that film, seeing as it came out when i was 11 - it's a classic and still holds up

and yeah, it's very odd they didn't have her back. can only guess they wanted a different voice...but she is the voice!

lurpak could definitely take some tips from julia about...well, everything. she won't though

 

[Gloria Roscoe]

Here they are in an interview for the show shamelessly begging for N's new kitchen.
Listen from 4:30



Hmm, a cautionary tale for the unpaid clothes picker uppers perhaps.

"It's not the TV company's money, it's their own money." Now I am almost certain it was made by Dog House Media, perish the thought that they would put their hands in their pockets.

 

[missmickey]

"It's not the TV company's money, it's their own money." Now I am almost certain it was made by Dog House Media, perish the thought that they would put their hands in their pockets.

But acc the 'Top Dog' himself:
"and then we managed to get some BIG series commissioned … and we mean really BIG...
… we got a 20 part series costing millions Kitchen SOS …
But despite BIG ratings and critical success with all of these shows … getting commissioned never got any easier … if anything it got harder and harder … "

(source: http://www.doghouse-media.co.uk/story.aspx)

So what did they spend the 'millions' on and why was such a critical and ratings success never comissioned for series 2 à la Naida's Family Feasts?

 

[notSUBmissive]

So now their other dog is poorly. They haven't even taken the dog to the vets! Bet they don't have pet insurance so tight arse mark won't fork out for a weekend appointment.

It wouldn't suprise me if both dogs have been bitten by the rats in the garden.

The dogs have had worms that have been left untreated for months. It's beyond cruel. It's no surprise the way they treat their animals with the way they cannot look after themselves.

Why post on Instagram that your dog is poorly but not take it too the vet!!! Our vet in the lake district is on call 24hrs so there is bound to be a 24hr vets in London. She generally gets pissed on a Saturday night so I guess she doesn't want a trip to the vets to ruin her evening

 

[Gloria Roscoe]

So now their other dog is poorly. They haven't even taken the dog to the vets! Bet they don't have pet insurance so tight arse mark won't fork out for a weekend appointment.

It wouldn't suprise me if both dogs have been bitten by the rats in the garden.

The dogs have had worms that have been left untreated for months. It's beyond cruel. It's no surprise the way they treat their animals with the way they cannot look after themselves.

Why post on Instagram that your dog is poorly but not take it too the vet!!! Our vet in the lake district is on call 24hrs so there is bound to be a 24hr vets in London. She generally gets pissed on a Saturday night so I guess she doesn't want a trip to the vets to ruin her evening

I've suspected that the black and white dog has not been well for a while.

 

[notSUBmissive]

I've suspected that the black and white dog has not been well for a while.

I agree, it's had worms for months. It's beyond cruel. The dogs are used to get the cute factor for their channel. Both parents appear to put their social media addiction before their own children so it's no suprise how little attention the dogs get. Mark forgets to get washed so I'm sure he forgets about the dogs most of the day. Nadia was happily Instagraming without a care in the world the day toffee was very ill, she hadn't even noticed. With the children escaping from their crazy home/parents more and more the dogs will get less and less attention. So so Cruel

 

[Gloria Roscoe]

I agree, it's had worms for months. It's beyond cruel. The dogs are used to get the cute factor for their channel. Both parents appear to put their social media addiction before their own children so it's no suprise how little attention the dogs get. Mark forgets to get washed so I'm sure he forgets about the dogs most of the day. Nadia was happily Instagraming without a care in the world the day toffee was very ill, she hadn't even noticed. With the children escaping from their crazy home/parents more and more the dogs will get less and less attention. So so Cruel

I think it takes a really selfless person to raise a child. That's the reason I haven't had Kids. Not everyone is cut out for it. It looks as though* their kids hide upstairs, in fear that if they come down they will be broadcasted as part of some live or Vlog. It's really sad. If you are an adult couple with no children and want to film every aspect of your life, by all means, go ahead. But when you have children living in the house, it doesn't sit right with me.

 

[Annother]

Very busy? Thought they were on half term..

As the 7 dwarfs sang in snow white,they're busy doing nothing or my version is ,they're doing bugger all,but telling all their vulnerable subs how busy they are and have to miss coffee boring and not do more vlogs,they're just lazy bastards.

 

[Jax04]

Do dogs snuggle like that with a hurt leg? both dogs have hurt there legs recently....my first thought was mankys path to no where, thats a hazard for sure! Altho, theres junk and shite all over place so the dogs could have been hurt anywhere really. They have also had worms for months, their bedding is never washed so even if they are treated theyl just get them again. Nitty has mentioned multiple times that they argue over mank forgetting to feed/walk the dogs regularly. Those awful bone things they are obsessed with get dragged around the house/garden and are probably riddled with germs. The dogs are as miserable as the kids, neglected and ignored due to nittys and mankys obsession with social media and money.

 

[tomtomclub]

You are missing nothing Gloria Roscoe

You've spotted the lie that convinces N that her husband does something with his life.
If M was editing at even the most basic of levels the general public would never have witnessed his wife scratching her vadge or heard her mobile number ...

or farting, whens shes on the toilet, or walking in on her in the bath
he would be best suited to filming soft porn films

 

[missmickey]

4) One day M started rewriting the lyrics to something for N to 'perform'. They gave up. It was tit.

Sorry but I can't be bothered to search for the evidence of 3 and 4 - It's all tit.

It's impossible to cheer on (Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)YTubers who can't be bothered.
The YTubers you've mentioned NotJustMeThen sound inspirational. M has a panic attack at the mention of putting up a shelf.

Creepy times with the YTube algorithms. Not watching their content means I no longer get their new content popping up on the suggestion bar.
However, I do get old bits and today YTube bothered to flag up evidence of no 4 above.



Check out the SwadderEleys attempting to do something as a family for the last time from 12:30.
For two creative professionals, those two are devoid of any talent or professionalism.
Whilst the girls sit there rightly criticising the farce that follows I do wonder why they don't have the skillset or motivation to create something themselves - many of their peers, who had to suffer a 'factory style' state school education produced some decent online content during lockdown. Some have gone viral. The majority continued with their education, despite the hurdles. Lots have jobs.

Bonus footage, as (someone else doing the) tidying up is their current fad - watch from 4:30 for context, where M hyperventilates over dusting one shelf. N then praises him, warns against him doing too much and rewards him with some food. M then films himself cleaning out his wash bag. He starts talking about each item in turn, cue me fast forwarding to the 'main event'. I can not believe I used to regularly watch this shite. It's bleeping tragic.

 

[Grace Kelly]

Makes me sick how they treat those dogs. Nadia and Mark rushed into buying those dogs as presents and no one seems to have time for them. They only walk them when they need a bit of footage for the vlog, they've been told by Michelle that all vloggers need an obligatory cute pet so Mark now films the dogs and post cute photos to increase his insta/vog engagement level. The other day I noticed Chichi was still wearing her dog coat in the house, it's dark outside Nadia is cooking so the kitchen will be hot especially if they've also got the heating on too and ChiChi is panting by the water bowl; Mark was filming her and laughing finding it all very amusing. If they'd been on an walk to the park during the day, (because that's the only time they do walk the dogs), poor chichi would have been in that coat almost all day. They just don't give a tit.

@ 10.00

 

[missmickey]

Makes me sick how they treat those dogs. Nadia and Mark rushed into buying those dogs as presents and no one seems to have time for them. They only walk them when they need a bit of footage for the vlog, they've been told by Michelle that all vloggers need an obligatory cute pet so Mark now films the dogs and post cute photos to increase his insta/vog engagement level. The other day I noticed Chichi was still wearing her dog coat in the house, it's dark outside Nadia is cooking so the kitchen will be hot especially if they've also got the heating on too and ChiChi is panting by the water bowl; Mark was filming her and laughing finding it all very amusing. If they'd been on an walk to the park during the day, (because that's the only time they do walk the dogs), poor chichi would have been in that coat almost all day. They just don't give a tit.

@ 10.00

This makes me so angry. This cruelty has been evident for ages and I understand that King bleep has bitten back every time someone has dared to speak truth to power about their abuse, neglect and exploitation of those poor dogs. Remember that hideous vlog where N repeatedly teased one of the dogs with sausages? The way Toffee and Chi Chi growl at M whenever he approaches them with a camera glued to his sweaty face? The way their family pets never greet their owners as they enter the house, like every domesticated dog on the planet? The way the #deeplykind SwadderEleys all complain that Toffee and Chi Chi smell but make no attempt to wash them or have them professionally groomed. I reckon you could count the number of time those dog coats have been washed on one hand. Indeed, if they have been washed at all. Sorry, but I no longer keep up, has M vlogged himself listing all the barriers to washing the dogs / their coats yet?

And now they have no pet insurance, so they are not seeking medical advice??? But hooray! More views for N on IG.

They neglect themselves.

* They neglect their children.

* They neglect their animals.

They neglect their home.

They neglect their garden.

The proof is in the pudding and it's a disgusting pudding. Even by N's 'standards'. However, when I think about two *ed points I'm fuming. They don't have the right to completely ruin others' quality of life because they can't be bothered. I wish Chi Chi had stayed in Brighton and Kiki had gone with her.

 

[Vaddict]

Makes me sick how they treat those dogs. Nadia and Mark rushed into buying those dogs as presents and no one seems to have time for them. They only walk them when they need a bit of footage for the vlog, they've been told by Michelle that all vloggers need an obligatory cute pet so Mark now films the dogs and post cute photos to increase his insta/vog engagement level. The other day I noticed Chichi was still wearing her dog coat in the house, it's dark outside Nadia is cooking so the kitchen will be hot especially if they've also got the heating on too and ChiChi is panting by the water bowl; Mark was filming her and laughing finding it all very amusing. If they'd been on an walk to the park during the day, (because that's the only time they do walk the dogs), poor chichi would have been in that coat almost all day. They just don't give a tit.

@ 10.00

It's terrible how they treat the dogs. The poor dogs can't just head off and stay in their rooms. The way Mark taunts Toffee, and then says he's showing her character, disgusting. And cruel. ChiChi dragging her arse along the grass is most likely anal sacs blocked. Unless it's a one time occurrence it's usually that, which needs a vet. Yet they claim to love their dogs. I'm beginning to wonder do they know what love feels like. I have a friend who is the daughter of an out and out narcissist. She has some traits herself. And I often notice she says how she's feeling, and the appropriate words in different situations, but I can see it's very different to how me or anyone else I know is, it's hard to explain. Nadia reminds me of her a lot. Besides the fact that my friend isn't ADHD and is pretty organised and very clean and tidy. As well as having adhd, Nadia has a whole bag of narcissist traits.

 

[missmickey]

Hmm, I’ve just had a horrible thought. Do you think M is currently too busy to feed his submissives because he's busy writing his next best-seller: ‘A Raw Food Diet for Cockapoos’?

After all, he could recycle the content from the documentary he made: The Truth About Your Dog’s Food and has already IGrammed a million photos of Toffee and Chi Chi. They might be too expensive to take to the vet but they'll be invaluable dolled up in front of the Vlogmas grotto on the cover of M's Christmas bestseller.

Speaking of recycling, was this the inspiration for their (redundant) company name: Dog House Media?

https://www.thedogshousecornwall.co.uk/

 

[Nightwatchman]

Mark has no knowledge or insight into treating mental health problems. He's never had his diagnosed never mind treated. Believing he could be a counsellor is an insult to counsellors. They train hard, put in the hours and then work hard and put in the hours.

There is only space in Marks head for his issues, not really a good advocate for resolving others mental health issues when you've failed to deal with your own FOR A LIFETIME.

Mark doesn't listen in the true sense of the word, hes ready to reply before anyone else has finished speaking then he repeats himself 3 or 4 times until he's sure he's been heard. He's judgemental most of the time and always interrupts others speaking. Plus he wouldn't know a hard day's work if it hit him in the face. Utterly deluded as normal

He has also said several times "I would have made a good lawyer". He says it with a totally straight face and without a hint of self awareness. As someone with a law degree I can say that he doesn't have the faintest idea what it takes to be a lawyer. How can someone be THAT arrogant!?

 

[Nightwatchman]

What a load of bollocks. He would never be able to counsel anyone because he can't stop talking about his own tit. The man is such a deluded hole.

This is 100% true. He cannot stop talking about himself, and bringing every topic back to him. For all Nadia's faults at least you can tell that she adores mark and cares deeply about him. I honestly can't see that he is interested or cares about her at all. When she's speaking you can tell he is just waiting for his chance to speak, and bring the topic back around to himself.

 

[chipmunk]

I don't know what hold she has over ITV.

It must go by fanbase, or contract, or she's doing someone sexual favours.. sorry.

have been wondering this myself lately to be honest

was also reminded of nadia last night, although not in a way she will have liked!

i was watching ab fab (absolutely fabulous) on netflix, and julia sawalha is one of the main characters in it (saffron) - she is really good in it

it's pretty clear where all the talent in the family went, and it wasn't to lurpak & grease

It's strange isn't it, I think people think because they look so alike they must be alike, apparently they are worlds apart.

 

[Unsubscribed]

Just had a look at their instagram on the back of the comments on here. ChiChi looks a very unwell dog. Nadia claims ChiChi now has something wrong with her leg but they don't know what. I find it all very manipulative posting photos and pretending to care but neglecting the dogs behind the scenes

 

[chipmunk]

Julia is a really good actress. Nadia was very hammy in Eastenders, she was OK in Benidorm but I think the character was very similar to herself! In the 'film' that they made on their YouTube channel, Maddie (who has no formal acting training) definitely showed up Nadia's poor performance.

Oh she was dreadful in that home thing, she was doing proper Eastenders 'I'm a drunken mess' acting, awful. She didn't even bother with a costume i.e different dressing gown. Why does she have to be in everything? They could have given an unknown actress a chance. Maddie just looked like she was saying everything she has always wanted to say, though she was very natural.

Just had a look at their instagram on the back of the comments on here. ChiChi looks a very unwell dog. Nadia claims ChiChi now has something wrong with her leg but they don't know what. I find it all very manipulative posting photos and pretending to care but neglecting the dogs behind the scenes

You can clearly see they are not dog lovers and as I said bought them for the girls out of guilt for being absent parents. Too much responsibility for small girls. I think they are desperate to get rid of them and the dogs are picking up on it

she really is

nadia's 'acting' consists of frantically waving her arms about & making a stupid face. we know now she has levelled up her acting skills and added *'tit dancing in underwear/nightie'* to the resume

haven't seen that film on their youtube channel but it's quite funny if she got shown up



yeah, i have fond memories of that film, seeing as it came out when i was 11 - it's a classic and still holds up

and yeah, it's very odd they didn't have her back. can only guess they wanted a different voice...but she is the voice!

lurpak could definitely take some tips from julia about...well, everything. she won't though

Probably why she won't speak to her, and Julia is probably quite relieved! Though it must be awful not seeing the nieces.