Nadia Sawalha #18 First broke the rules in Cornwall & Devon, now can't even count to 7

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Jesus if he’s considered a fan ..... he’s blatantly taking the piss and he goads her about Julia in the lives quite often
they placate him very often. I'm sure he keeps saying he's over in UK at moment
 
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OMG she has just put this on fb and Instagram. Absolutely disgusting 🤢🤢
This woman is so fame hungry it's vomit inducing. Every single day we are subjected to her cellulite. I don't care if she's proud of her body, good for her! Why does she always have to bring another woman's business down in conjunction with her body NEGATIVE images, that really pisses me off. Gwyneth is a natural skinny and you ain't ever gonna be her Nitty no matter how much Lurpack you stuff in ya gob! If she really didn't give a damn about how FAT she is, she wouldn't be breathing in so hard, Jaysus, she looks so tense!
 
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Body dysmorphia my arse.... her latest Insta post is for attention...end off...is she not 10yrs older than Gwyneth?.. ..what a role model to her 2 daughters.... 👎
 
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As a Limited Company they will have to pay income and corporation tax. This is where we see the true 'genius' of M's accounting.
If you look at their full accounts for 2016 filed on 28th Nov 2016 (micro accounts filed since then), this is where we see M's creativity with expenses at work. https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/06394187/filing-history

In 2016 their turnover or total business income was £490,267 down from £795,577 the previous year.

So, despite a massive drop in income in real terms, N&M (probably solely N) earned almost half a million pounds in 2016!
Whilst the £3K per episode of LW figure bandied around on here doesn't sit well with me, N's certainly been earning a fortune. Life is not fair when it comes to money. But then we see the champagne socialists getting richer, because M deducted so many 'administrative expenses' from this that they only paid tax on £17,145.

This is madness, they paid £3,462 tax to HMRC on an income of £490,267 in 2016.
This is 0.7% tax! I'd call this a sliver, rather than a chunk.

We run our own limited company. We learn less than N&M but pay significantly more tax than this. This is because we deduct our legitimate business expenses before paying tax and then pay for our living expenses.

I've seen how M&N live on YT, bleeping spendthrifts. They spend money like water before paying tax.

Food, storage containers, plants, other garden tit (minus the stolen gravel for the Ibiza path), luxury food, cinema memberships, take aways, regular theatre tickets, coffee machine and pods, home schooling costs, food, petrol, London Congestion Charge, magazine subscriptions, designer Tshirts for M, gallery memberships, meals out, the latest toys for M's cave, kitchen gadgets, M's new laptop (Does N own one of her own?), holidays, cocktails at Soho House for N and she probably treats Lee and Lisa (her friends staff), wifi (although they could legitimately ask for a refund - those pesky gremlins are forever messing the poor submissives around :sneaky:), digital packages (Netflix, AppleTV, Disney TV etc), weekends in central London hotels a few miles from their own bed, M's new car / N's taxi, mobile phone contracts with unlimited data, exotic ingredients.

Then there's Vlogmas; I Can't Even Go There. The waste and greed they exhibited last year started the ball rolling that lead me to tattle.

You see, Mr 'purse strings' M has quite the lifestyle despite earning jack tit. It's a shame he can't appreciate it because of this This may even have been all about the kitchen extension, which was paid for from N's 2015 appearance on Big Brother. This would be doubly immoral, as we all know that adding space and therefore value to your home means you're quids in on resale value (especially in London). Either that or they are paying Michelle a 6 figure salary.
Basically, we (in the UK) are paying for their stuff
 
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She really is not right in the head. Her youngest daughter must be mortified.:mad:
I don't know how to report this kind of thing, she knows full well that will be in the papers in 2-3 hours. She's promoting bad health, eat fat to stay fat? WTF??

Reported for what though?
For promoting bad health. She is not a healthy, fit, size sixteen. She looks much fatter than that, it is not healthy and our NHS is already struggling under the weight (pardon the pun) of obesity. She is telling people to stuff their face with fat to remain fat and degrading another person's business. DISGUSTING.
 
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She’s completely lost the plot. Does she even consider how her daughters and her parents must feel when they see this! ‘Photography by a very happy husband’ 🤮They are a pair of juvenile idiots. It doesn’t promote body confidence it just grabs attention which they both feed off.
..and her Middle Eastern relatives, i'm not sure what country her Dad is from, but that must beyond comprehension.

I feel sorry for the neighbours, Imagine looking out your window to see that 🤢
Her parents are her neighbours aren't they?????

I feel so sorry for her girls. Nadia gets her most likes from these sort of post but she isn't promoting body positivity anymore she is just cashing in on the buzz word, it's become a marketing tool for her. Her body dysmorphia seems to have disappeared.
She's probably hoping for a Lurpak commercial..

We probably won't know.

I mentioned this a few threads ago, but they were needlessly overdisclosing on their accounts - that'll be their accountants fleecing them! They don't need to give a breakdown of their expenses - or even produce a P&L at all.

I haven't ever heard of admin expenses being grouped together into a disclosure like that anyway.

Anyway, they've since reverted to just showing a P&L and balance sheet without any further disclosures - so we won't get this level of detail again. :(
This still doesn't make any sense as to why he needs to see his stuff on eBay? Maybe trying to derail HRMC off the scent.
 
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I can picture it now, mashed potatoes with Lurpak and sprinkled with middle eastern spices, steak with curdled Lurpak mushroom sauce, Mama's spaghetti with Lurpak and fried tomatoes.
 
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Why is this ok??
Why is poking fun at anyone hilarious?

What a bloody hypocrite she is.

I’ve never understood the whole thing her and loose women bang on about body positivity- strip off, show your rolls, it doesn’t matter if you’re obese- embrace it!
The next minute it’s everyone must lose weight, be healthy etc etc. Well which is it bunch of thickos
 
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Why is this ok??
Why is poking fun at anyone hilarious?

What a bloody hypocrite she is.

I’ve never understood the whole thing her and loose women bang on about body positivity- strip off, show your rolls, it doesn’t matter if you’re obese- embrace it!
The next minute it’s everyone must lose weight, be healthy etc etc. Well which is it bunch of thickos
That's exactly what shes like,never sticks to one thing,changes her opinion constantly, blows like the wind.Tomorrow it will be something else,she will be ashamed of her body ,and the exact same subs,who commented,oh good for you nadia,will tomorrow agree with her ,that everyone has to lose weight,get fitter etc.If she said ,let's all jump off a bridge together,they would all ask which one ,they really all need to open their eyes.
 
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and there they go in the manky mobile to deliver a signed book piece of s+++ to a sub who lives down the road- how convenient!
 
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Hey lalalanded I'm in Blackheath but I was often your way (pre-Covid), as I'm a Croydon girl and my nephew goes to the SwadderEley's local academy secondary school. The Everyman at Crystal Palace looks really lovely - have you been? I think they probably do go to the Everyman as they show different films to the Picturehouse (same reason they also go to the Curzon and claim for their numerous online subscriptions) but the Crystal Palace Everyman Cinema didn't open until November 2018, so wouldn't have featured during the accounting period I've been looking at.

I reckon they never darken the door of the independent PeckhamPlex, which serves the local community well by keeping tickets at an affordable £5 and was only able to reopen for a few weeks recently: https://www.peckhamplex.london/
Have M / N mentioned this when bleating on about supporting the arts in their daily moanings?
The Crystal Palace Everyman is literally otherworldy. It is ridiculously over priced and fairly lavish and I am always acutely aware that it is not accessible to a large part of the local population but Goddamit, I fricking love it. It feels so decadent and luxurious. Much better than the Picturehouses which can be a bit grubby. I love sitting on the sofa with a pillow and having someone bring me an ice cream :LOL:.

I am sure the Sadderley's are members though which is very off putting.
 
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So Gwyneth Paltrow took a naked pic in her garden and Nadia stripped off in the kitchen and ran outside naked to have her pic taken as well. Whereas Gwyneth does not have any neighbours’ windows overlooking her garden, Nadia’s does! Can this woman get any more thirsty for attention? 🤔
 
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So it’s spaghetti again then? .... 🥱

They’ve been to a subs house today with their book apparently. He’s wearing that awful Dennis the Menace jumper, I presume he wore it to their house ... 🤢
 
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