My Solo Journey to Mom #19 Sleep coach my arse, her business is a farce

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#obsssessed

Pure laziness letting her pull all the wipes out of the pack just so she’s ‘quiet’
 
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LegallyBlonde1

Christ almighty she going on about the 2 dresses for the Twins again.......she really is outdoing herself on the boredom stakes this week. Just buy the bloody dresses, no-one cares.
 
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Louber

I know exactly what you mean by this scenario.. I've 4, the oldest is ok now but will always interrupt phone calls asking for food or just being nosey, 2nd one is pretty good but most certainly has moments, usually will antagonise one of the others while I'm trying to phone someone, 3rd is the same age as the twins, but an absolute live wire.. will do everything in their power to tear the phone off me and roar the house down if they even see me with a phone. 4th is 6th months and in the screeching phase.

I can't stay in touch with anyone at the moment because of them. My health insurance lapsed because I failed to complete the renewal over the phone a couple of times and was so addled I dropped the ball
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I can't understand how the kids just ignore her on the couch and play away around her. I wouldn't get away with that at all. They'd be on me in a second. How are they not attracted to her phone? Any kids I know of that age would be mad to get their hands on it.
 
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máireeimear

Such a waste of food and wipes! I know they can all be bought very cheap but imagine there are mothers in emergency accommodation that could need a lifeline today and a donation could turn their day around.
Lisa could bring the twins somewhere, bring them for a walk, go outside and play, play with them inside or even the bare minimum and sit down with them on the ground and just INTERACT with them. She won’t do any of those simple things to the detriment of the girls and now also waste food and wipes because of her laziness.
They sleep 16hrs+ everyday and also go to crèche -don’t you think she would want to catch up on all the time she missed with them?! And at the same time, throw a couple of packs of wipes and nappies and soup/tins of food into a bag for life to donate. Not saying she should be Mother Teresa but it just could be a win win for everyone if she wasn’t so lazy.

Also one of the twins putting the spoon into her mouth and not a word said to stop her. Guarantee one of them will be sick again any day now.
 
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Louber

I wouldn't be the best for embracing the mess but that shit with the lentils everywhere was desperate... what a waste. Stinks of entitlement, throwing food away instead of giving them an outlet and some fresh air and exercise.

I feel like swapping my 1 toddler of same age for her 2 and she'd know the bloody difference then. My one would have arse chin up and waddling about in no time
 
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nasa5

Last few stories were so tone deaf (for a change lol), imagine coming on showing you wasting food and baby wipes at a time where people are seriously struggling.. gas she’ll be bulling at the girls another time they do it but so far they’ve been thought it’s alright to throw food around the sitting room and be destructive so don’t blame them if they do it again
 
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stoplying

Ah now I’ll give her her due on the lentil front it’s very good for sensory play and lentils are very cheap and rarely used just stuck in presses. A lot of people use food for sensory play I buy cheap cheerios and blend them for sand when my little one is doing sensory play cause she used to eat sand all the time
 
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#obsssessed

Oh my god I could have written the exact same thing!! My kids never leave me alone if I did sit on the couch within 30 seconds I’d have at least 3 sitting on top of me!! The minute the phone rings they all want to know who it is or have to tell you something extremely important
 
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nasa5

The video up about Ayda she’s not naughty one bit, she’s bored and unstimulated with a lazy mother
 
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Dimplesjones

Labelling a child wild when they are acting perfectly normal for their age gives us more an insight to what goes on in Lisa's head than how the child behaves. I didnt think it could be pissible, but she's making herself look even more lazy and irritated.
 
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poppyseed1

Most of your children will play with coloured rice and make art out of dried pasta in school so I’ll give her the lentils .. the wipes on the other hand dear lord
 
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Ellegee

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nasa5 said:
The video up about Ayda she’s not naughty one bit, she’s bored and unstimulated with a lazy mother
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Unreal isn’t she. Sits on her lazy hoop letting her child continue to do these things and then has cheek to make a reel about her behaviour
 
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PandoraSkye

Why is she pinning “naughty child” on Ayda? She’s 1 and a half, she can’t be naughty because she doesn’t understand right and wrong yet…she’s bored and exploring her surroundings..
 
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Noseyyholee

You should give our Lisa a call (from the toilet if you can) and take any advice she has. She's fully qualified juno
 
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Ellegee

LegallyBlonde1 said:
Christ almighty she going on about the 2 dresses for the Twins again.......she really is outdoing herself on the boredom stakes this week. Just buy the bloody dresses, no-one cares.
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We didn’t hear any more about the jumpsuits she ordered for herself for the weddings. She’ll probably move on to that once the girls are sorted. She needs to find herself a couple of Mammy friends so she doesn’t have to be talking to her phone so much
 
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stoplying

Ayda is wild cause she’s accessorising she’s only wearing one her shit hair bands and she’s certainly not rock n roll when she’s wearing it herself
 
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