All their DHs still give them the fanny gallops after 20 years together.
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Yet they never actually have sex with these hunky DHs
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The thread about energy bills going up again... they are all desperate to let people know they earn well and are professional. Every post is saying they are worried about the rises but they always have to add the caveat that they earn well...
So gross. They were obsessed with their flaps on the underwear thread. So crude.
Well half of them don't, the other half still fancy each other after 20/30/40 years together and their husbands are still amazing lovers
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Why do they all stay in holiday cottages? Don’t they ever stay in caravans or hotels or air bnb’s?
I imagine caravans are terribly looked down upon.
Just been having a gander at the Boyfriend too overweight thread started today. 
The person who started it must be a wind-up merchant surely. “She” states she is around half a stone overweight herself but looks curvy rather than chubby. Oh and that “she” made her boyfriend put his top back on when in the garden earlier because she was too embarrassed about the neighbours seeing his love handles.
A few posts later then claims:
When I said I was 1/2 stone overweight myself it's mostly because I'm quite muscular as I do a lot of weight training.
Yeah, sure you do love!
“his sex drive is very low, he never compliments me & I'm craving love & attention.”
Why have they fallen for it?
The person who started it must be a wind-up merchant surely. “She” states she is around half a stone overweight herself but looks curvy rather than chubby. Oh and that “she” made her boyfriend put his top back on when in the garden earlier because she was too embarrassed about the neighbours seeing his love handles.
A few posts later then claims:
When I said I was 1/2 stone overweight myself it's mostly because I'm quite muscular as I do a lot of weight training.
Yeah, sure you do love!
“his sex drive is very low, he never compliments me & I'm craving love & attention.”
Why have they fallen for it?"Think Paddington Bear"
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To be fair I do have a few friends in their late 20’s earning just over £100k which is huge BUT the hours they work are just insane. They literally never stop even on holiday.
I work in the corporate world just fyi I don’t earn six figures but I do look after clients and customers who earn millions and I can guarantee they don’t have time to post on mumsnet
Yeah I’m a Vice Pres at an investment bank/ magic circle law firm yet spend all my hollow legged “think like cycling” old fart sandals time on mumsnet don’t cha know!
There’s some characters on tonight! Threads left right and centre getting deleted.
Managed to screengrab this before it goes
Managed to screengrab this before it goes
Aw, it's already gone - I was hoping to see some of the answers. Just out of curiosity I mean, not because I actually want a giant cyclops monoboob.There’s some characters on tonight! Threads left right and centre getting deleted.
Managed to screengrab this before it goes
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So not mumsnet related but what’s your guys opinion having a drink during a play date? I love Prosecco & don’t drive so if I was offered a glass I would find it hard to say no 
would only have the one though.
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I don’t have kids so all for the ProseccoSo not mumsnet related but what’s your guys opinion having a drink during a play date? I love Prosecco & don’t drive so if I was offered a glass I would find it hard to say no
However if I was around kids I wouldn’t drink, I’m a light weight and would worry if there was an accident I’d need to drive or have my wits about me
I have been known to have the odd glass at kids parties when it's been offered. Something has to make those things less painful!So not mumsnet related but what’s your guys opinion having a drink during a play date? I love Prosecco & don’t drive so if I was offered a glass I would find it hard to say no
Their racism is all coming out on the Mo Farah thread :/
He was a child
And their DH's still go down on them every morning, it's their DH's favourite thing to do
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