Kikini Bamalam
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I might go tell them I am 4'3" and 37 stoneThe Ocado thread has been deleted … they have now started a competitive starvation thread
I might go tell them I am 4'3" and 37 stoneThe Ocado thread has been deleted … they have now started a competitive starvation thread
Reminds me of the time my first boyfriend told me his dad had told him ‘give her one from me’. Shrivel.Good god.
Imagine knowing all your orgasms were choreographed by your FIL. No wonder they only have sex once a year.
Mate, BIWI aka The Carbfinder General will be after you for thatMy guilty pleasure is I sniff a banana once a week, please no one tell the mean boot camp lady!
Ah this happened to me once but I'd been away for six weeks!! My friend came over to check on something or other in the house, opened the fridge and texted to let me know a small cloud of flies had emerged the freezer had had quite a big ice build up before this, so it all melted and all the drawers were half full of mouldy fish water. In the end I re-froze it all, hauled the drawers out to the back yard at about 1am before bin day with plastic gloves and sacks over my clothes, let it thaw just enough to remove the salmonella-ridden ice blocks the from the drawers, chopped them up with a small axe and stuffed them into heavy duty bin bags. I'm amazed none of my neighbours called the policeTattlers, I am back in the UK after my Tui all inclusive and am sobbing and shaking because something tripped the leccy and all my freezer food has gone off I’ve just tipped about £150 worth of rotten food into the compost bin and oh my goodness, the smell was like someone had died in the house while we were away.
So like a true Mumsnetter, I have nothing in the house to eat apart from a bag of lentils. Send UPF urgently! None of us can go cold turkey after consuming 200,000 calories a day for the last 10 days. We will die of malnutrition.
Does anyone else think it's slightly weird that this was posted a couple of days before National Service was suggested in the Tory manifesto?Ok which one of you absolute legends did this? It's got them all frothing, no way can Tarquin and Syphilis go to war, they've got tennis practice at 4 and rowing at 7!!11!1!
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New thread on MN would I be unreasonable to ask for nuclear war to be postponed until after my holiday?Well if the end of the world is coming I’d like it to wait 10 days until I’ve finished my vacation. I’ve paid for it and I want to enjoy it. It’s really not convenient for me right now to have a nuclear war.
My husband (think male) sent me a link to an online news site (think bbc) about the general election (think prime minister) and I knew they’d have clogged up active as soon as I saw it so I haven’t bothered seeing if there are any interesting MIL threads (think interfering and rude).It’s wall to wall election threads in there now. Because obviously they’re incapable of looking before starting another one.
That does piss me off about Mumsnet. Any big news event and there’s 11 million threads on it clogging up Active.
Same posters, oddly enough, don't think it's 'cheating' to be handed massive inheritances, using family connections to obtain jobs, or having their parents pay for their grand-loin-fruit's education.They put a moral value on being a certain weight and they feel they "earned" it. They are angry that someone else might get that same social currency, as they see it, without doing what they did to "earn" it. Never mind that to get prescribed these medicines, you will have more than "earned" it, if misery and poor mental health surrounding food and body image is the yardstick, which of course it is. So if you are to get the social currency, they need to devalue it somehow, which they'll do by essentially claiming that you gained it immorally. You cheated. You don't really deserve it. It's tainted.
It's nothing to do with health, physical or mental; if it were, they'd be glad that there's an option to try when mere diet and exercise hasn't worked long term. They'd also understand that mental health matters too and it might be worth carrying some extra flesh if it prevents mental breakdown - fat people still deserve to be happy, ffs. It's about placing a moral value on something that doesn't have one and then trying to devalue it in others so they can still feel superior.