girlinbrum
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My nomination for the next thread title!I’d prefer a Jaffa cake to a mouthful of jizz any day.
Wish we could change usernames on here. I wanna be the Carbfinder General!Mate, BIWI aka The Carbfinder General will be after you for that![]()
I can’t watch that, when I click it it asks if I accept all cookies but cookies are UPF so I can’t.This guy is very anti-salad, he wouldn't survive on MN
I know it’s not really funny but the dead relatives one-upmanship on Mumsnet never fails to cheer me up.One of those, "You're so lucky that your Dad turns up with random people at your house. He could be dead".
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Shamelessly slag yourself off. It’s what I would do.I'm starting to fear seeing one of my posts screenshot and posted on here. What do I do if that happens?
Yeah, a lot of them are in horror at the thought of not washing new clothes before wearing them. I've seen them fret about how someone might have sneezed on them, wiped their bum on them, someone mentioned lice...Poster in AIBU worrying about wearing a new dress... and she hasnt WASHED it prewear! What fresh hell is this?
Someone said they work in food supply and they’ve been told to order 4 weeks worth of food at a time instead of 2 or something and because rishi called an election as well that means there’s going to be nuclear war or something. So glad Tesco will have 4 weeks worth of coco pops when I’m hit with a nuclear bomb, that’ll really help.Why is AIBU so doom and gloom the last couple of days? Lots of veiled references to some kind of terrifying event that means we all have to stockpile food and water for some reason. Rishi is trying to wind us all up isn’t he, maybe Akshata is a MNer.
A go on Terry would be well worth bragging about.I'd brag about that tbf
Medusa.Someone in baby names needs help (interpret that how you choose) - What is the best baby name for a baby with green eyes.
Yup, the nearest I've ever got to shagging a celeb was calling Bruno Brookes a cunt in 1989Yeah, she'd shagged a fair few celebs hadn't she.