Mumsnet #39 Chatbot or fatbot?

[orangehead]

Oh nuclear war
I do hope you kill the poor
So many are fat
I cant cope with that
The war will make them thin
The nhs will win
But please don’t conscript my darling wilberforth
He is too posh to be sent to the north

 

[cat_follower]

I present to you all these wise words from the oral sex thread. What a wonderful image she has painted in my mind. A lovely wee cum parcel, presented in a foreskin. Just the right gift for the man who has it all x

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

Imagine letting your life get to the point where you are apologising to some Internet Hitler for eating a fucking banana

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

No. No one. This has literally never happened anywhere in the world, at any point in human existence.

 

[Serene Serena]

Tui holiday update: the lifeguards removed every towel from every unoccupied sun lounger and some of the guests were most displeased. Tattlers, these sun lounger hoggers weren’t German as is tradition, they were French. Not just French but Fat French Merde!!!

 

[Geetbo]

Found a photo of BIWI.

 

[Geetbo]

Recap - they’re still fucking nuts.

 

[EffingDust]

Is it more or less calories if consumed from a foreskin parcel?

I have nothing to add to the thread today except to say fuck you for making me read the words “foreskin parcel”

That’s tonight’s ricotta tortellini gone in the bin

 

[50degreesnorth]

I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh

Thread title!

 

[Geetbo]

We’ve lost sight of what real radiation sickness looks like.

 

[bellinibobble]

Reading this exchange in disbelief.. are these people actually real the low carb lot make the style and beauty thread look half normal.

Bananas and lean chicken THE HORROR

 

[CatCafe234]

Mumsnet: where your ducks are always in a row but God forbid you feed them bread.

 

[50degreesnorth]

I have an autistic child and honestly because I’m a hopeless social services case because I’m trying to prepare him for life and the future - I’ll call him out when he’s being an arse. Yes, he sees life differently - but I’d do him no favours in the long-term in having the entire house revolve around him. In decades from now I won’t be here - and he needs to be able to cope with [his version of] life.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

"Do you weep Mrs Thatcher, do you weep?
Do you wake Mrs Thatcher in your sleep?
Do you weep like a sad willow, on your Marks & Spencers pillow, are your tears molton steel, do you weep?
Do you wake with three million on your brain, are you sorry that they'll never work again?
When you're dressing in your blue, do you see the waiting queue?
Do you weep Mrs Thatcher, do you weep?"

IYKYN

 

[cat_follower]

I remember a friend doing the Atkins diet years ago and it made them fucking stink. I think of them when I see the low carb saddos posting their lard and giblet stews, and I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

I hate to break it to her but refusing to have sex will make conception even more challenging than vaping. Or she is worried that she’ll give birth to a raspberry-scented baby?

 

[50degreesnorth]

I live in a council house and as all the MC know, we tend to just shit where we sit so as not to miss a single episode of Jezzer Kyle on the 108” TV.

 

[ItchOfTheWestCoast]

Why did you have her hidden if you don't mind me asking ?

So many posts. More time joking about herself and oooooo so special tattle friend with a code than chatting mumsnet.

Caveat - I'm sure I'm not everyone's cuppa and maybe folks have me hidden but I'm here to talk shit and drink tea and I'll get over it.

 

[Geetbo]

I’m 6’ and a flabby 7 stone. Just can’t shift this bulk.

I recommend joining BIWI’s boot camp. Then you too can lose 4lb in 10 years.

 

[sistersofpercy]

I do actually have a stockpile cupboard. Only because I go to Costco from time to time rather than face the hell that is Tesco.
Should Armageddon happen I’m your girl for loo roll, French strawberry syrup, coffee mate, Bono’s and coffee beans

That should have been bonios I add.
I do not have a glut of irritating Irish musicians in a cupboard.