50degreesnorth
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Meh I’m on the fence about this one. It would’ve made my 20s easier if I’d not been part of an elite training team for shite lovers.
Toasters around the world will rejoice.Imagine if they ban her.
Orville.Someone in baby names needs help (interpret that how you choose) - What is the best baby name for a baby with green eyes.
Most American boys are circumcised too at a young age - Jewish or otherwise. I’ve never had sex with a man with a foreskin. I might post on the thread and ask what a foreskin is.My husband is Jewish so that's not going to work is it. Apart from the fact it's absolutely mental.
It's not Jewish tradition to do it through a sheet, but Mumsnetters of all faiths and none fully embrace this concept. The sheet is one of those waterproof rubberised ones to absolutely minimise the chance of touching each other.
Is it more or less calories if consumed from a foreskin parcel?I cannot believe I've just googled this for you all.
Semen contains between 5 to 25 calories per "portion".
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Reading this exchange in disbelief.. are these people actually realthe low carb lot make the style and beauty thread look half normal.
Bananas and lean chicken THE HORROR
Because mummabear123’s DH knows someone (think his sister’s postman’s father’s boss’s wife’s cousin’s ex-girlfriend) who is high up at Tesco (think organizes the secret Santa and knows the code for the safe) and she said that all major supermarkets are ordering extra hot dogs and bottles of soda pop so that can only mean a nuclear war is coming. Not a bank holiday. Not half term. Not Euro 2024. Not summer. Nuclear war.Why the sudden resurgence in doom mongering nuclear war threads?
But when the rescuers do come they won't open the door to themSomeone said they work in food supply and they’ve been told to order 4 weeks worth of food at a time instead of 2 or something and because rishi called an election as well that means there’s going to be nuclear war or something. So glad Tesco will have 4 weeks worth of coco pops when I’m hit with a nuclear bomb, that’ll really help.
On a thread yesterday someone was asking what people have ‘prepared’ in case there’s a cyber attack, civil war or nuclear war. Someone said their freezer was full and someone said they were stockpiling tinned food. So everyone just build a pyramid and beans and hide behind that when the nukes are dropped and then live off of frozen food kept lovely and fresh by the magical electricity supply.
Someone said just stay inside with the windows shut for three days until you’re rescued. Can’t wait to hide inside for theee days eating beans while I wait for rishi to turn up in a helicopter and Tom cruise me out the country.
I imagine she's described the one and only time she performed oral sex.
He (obviously) did not enjoy the experience and has never requested a repeat.
There's loads of people my height (5ft 7in) who are 8 stone something. I would never be able to get that low. I was over 20 stone. I'm now down to 12st 7lbs and aiming for 11ish. I'm currently a size 12 and I look fine. If I was 8st 5lbs I would look like a skeleton. I don't think I've lost sight of what a normal weight looks like but threads like this make me feel huge and as if I should try harder even though I haven't been below 11stone since I was a teenager. It's so fucked up.The Ocado thread has been deleted … they have now started a competitive starvation thread
I was a member at slimming world over 20 years ago when they changed them from sins to syns and tried to say it was short for synergy and not “don’t eat that pie you fat bastard”Tsk. It’s ‘Syns’. By spelling it with a Y you remove all judgement and it’s just a random word that coincidentally makes it sound like eating a fricking wholemeal pitta bread you are somehow breaking a rule.
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Can you have it on Bootcamp? Carb count please.