Affiliatemebaby
VIP Member
I got distracted but came on to share this pearl of wisdom. On an interesting thread about whether Richard III was guilty,
Attachments
-
41.5 KB
This sounds like something my mother in law makes. When I first went round for tea (think dinner to most people) back in the early days she explained what she was making and it sounded rank. But in this one there's no water chestnuts and she topped it with ritz crackers and loads of cheese instead of bran flakes. Surprisingly it was actually really niceI did check the recipe on Google, in case I was getting real life mixed up with fever dreams again, and it's there if you ever get the urge. Some recipes suggest broccoli instead of water chestnuts which might make it marginally less disgusting and the be-marged Bran Flakes made it far, far worse - I don't think anyone else would think that a reasonable swap.
I've also got a feeling that a contestant on "Come Dine with Me" (the cookery contest for people who can't cook) did it once too.
Oh I love the name Anthrax, but when I asked on the baby names board someone said it was chavvy - then they all started shouting at each other pretending not to know what chavvy meant. I did want a unique spelling though, so I wanted to go for Anphracks as I thought it’d look nice on his Eton application.Well yes, but personally for my children, Chlamydia and Anthrax, they positively insist on a chai latte with their hummus and crudités platter
That’s sublime for a sibsetI’m sure I’ve read hummus, crudités and trifecta on the names board![]()
It’s like someone said show me depression expressed as a dress.Ooooh there's a thread in Style and Beauty about a Me and Em dress and someone has come along and linked to Batsheva and other Batshita dresses that are NOTHING like the original dress. I mean, WTAF. It's like a handful of posters have a word document with all these rank dresses linked on that they copy and paste into MN when anyone asks about dresses.
I would rather be fat, thanks.Steamed veggies are filling and around 50 calories.
- an actual Mumsnet post
And she still takes no notice?My mum still labours under the misapprehension that pasta is “healthy”. If I’ve told her once, I’ve told her a thousand times…![]()
I can't afford a silvery laugh. I'm a pensioner. Is there a perhaps a nylon laugh I could use? Or Formica?Ah have you tried a silvery laugh?!
That's what happens when you try and buy a child's love out of guilt for splitting up his parents' marriage. I'm sure he'd much rather just have his mum and dad back together than a business class flight from Oz to UK, you homewrecking, stepmum WHORE. *headtilt*Or 4. OP it’s only a business class flight what did you expect from him? YOU chose that not him. Don’t expect him to be thrilled about the choices you make on his behalf.
In all likelihood, the daughter will become overweight. And there's obviously nothing morally wrong with that, but she'll develop a fucked up relationship with food, find it hard to regulate and see both food and her body as a battleground with her mother.And in 15 years she’ll wonder why her daughter wants nothing to do with her.
Feels like a weird flex along the lines of "i didn't plan my wedding so much that I forgot the ring, we ended up having the ceremony in a bus shelter and the reception was in a layby just off the A45 known as a dogging spot. Everyone said it was the best wedding ever!"Someone is asking where they can buy a cheap wedding ring from for their wedding on Tuesday as they have forgotten(?) to buy one. Why would you need help with that? If they’re in the UK surely they know what H Samuel is?
There’s been a lot of ‘shameless placemarking’ teehee which has bumped the threads up. Honestly, that phrase just makes me want to punch them. Use the fucking bookmark function you thick twats!I also lost interest after the first couple of pages.
But all that I can say is - it's lucky they don't keep guns in the house.![]()