The delivery driver one happened last week and she’s still fuming about it.
Number1 absolutely got right on my wick. Would she have been OK with a randomer squeezing her baby’s cheek if the randomer had been white, because as we all know, white people NEVER commit crimes against children.Oh ffs they’re on form the day
1 batshit Mumsnutter wondering if she should phone police cos a random squeezed her baby’s cheek and she’s worried about kidnap (woman wasn’t white for extra racism disguised as ‘cultural differences’)
2nd batshit one querying turning away asda delivery cos he was 2 hours early as had delivery across the road and she was in her dressing gown
3rd one having a hairy canary over what to say to a smoker friend with cats (smelly house, cat on worktop) who wants to invite the Dnutter and her DP for a meal at the house
absolute melts the lot of them!
Oh here’s an unmumsnutter hug/hand hold for you. Thoughts and prayers, you must be crying and shaking so much right nowSurely the answer is to call the police for all three. I call the police at least 10 times a day, so far I’ve called them 5 times;
Binnen were about 25 minutes later than usual, I had to check they weren’t dead
Dog barking outside, can it be given an asbo (anti social barking order)
Husband drank all the lemonade, trying to get an injunction against him to stop him doing similar
My friend didn’t reply to my WhatsApp for over 30 minutes, she could’ve been dead or trapped under a bookshelf or something
Two people were mowing their lawns at the same time creating a racket, can’t they schedule these things
Well the delivery driver was a “man that couldn’t touch alcohol because of his religious beliefs” and of all the delivery drivers she has he is the most troublesomeNumber1 absolutely got right on my wick. Would she have been OK with a randomer squeezing her baby’s cheek if the randomer had been white, because as we all know, white people NEVER commit crimes against children.
The blatant racism on MN ( cultural differences my unphotographed fanny) fucking disgusts me.
Two people were mowing their lawns at the same time creating a racket, can’t they schedule these thingsSurely the answer is to call the police for all three. I call the police at least 10 times a day, so far I’ve called them 5 times;
Binnen were about 25 minutes later than usual, I had to check they weren’t dead
Dog barking outside, can it be given an asbo (anti social barking order)
Husband drank all the lemonade, trying to get an injunction against him to stop him doing similar
My friend didn’t reply to my WhatsApp for over 30 minutes, she could’ve been dead or trapped under a bookshelf or something
Two people were mowing their lawns at the same time creating a racket, can’t they schedule these things
Is it not better however to have more noise from two lawnmowers simultaneously mowing but for a shorter duration, than less noise for twice as long?Two people were mowing their lawns at the same time creating a racket, can’t they schedule these things
Well exactly. They could both have been suffering from early onset dementia and they thought they were actually hoovering the living room?Two people were mowing their lawns at the same time creating a racket, can’t they schedule these things
Have some compassion.
They may have autism.
Or Alzheimer's- are they over 40?
Honestly. Coming on here being all sensible…Is it not better however to have more noise from two lawnmowers simultaneously mowing but for a shorter duration, than less noise for twice as long?
One is ancient, about 38 and one is basically dead, about 45, so maybe they do have dementia.Two people were mowing their lawns at the same time creating a racket, can’t they schedule these things
Have some compassion.
They may have autism.
Or Alzheimer's- are they over 40?
No, they should coordinate mowing one at a time while I am out of the house so as not to disturb me or my home.Is it not better however to have more noise from two lawnmowers simultaneously mowing but for a shorter duration, than less noise for twice as long?
You let workers on your property? Gosh. You do know they poo…All joking aside, I live in Glasgow and am fortunate enough to be surrounded by beautiful green areas/parks.
I love the sound of multiple lawnmowers buzzing away in the distance at this time of year.
Her problem probably relates to the 'amateur' nature of the grass-cutting, as opposed to the professional sort.
Perhaps she should move to a naicer area where people can afford to employ professionals? <head tilt>
Admittedly if you were to hear me cutting my own lawn, the noise of my lawnmower would be punctuated by me shouting "FUCK" when I ping a stone at my ankles.All joking aside, I live in Glasgow and am fortunate enough to be surrounded by beautiful green areas/parks.
I love the sound of multiple lawnmowers buzzing away in the distance at this time of year.
Her problem probably relates to the 'amateur' nature of the grass-cutting, as opposed to the professional sort.
Perhaps she should move to a naicer area where people can afford to employ professionals? <head tilt>
It also coincided with her " breakfasting"I dont get why she couldnt open the door wearing her dressing gown? These are people who think nothing of taking a picture of their prolapses and putting them on mumsnet. As long as your bits and pieces are covered, open the door, throw shopping in hallway. Say thanks close door.
Then open the door with toast in hand. The driver will hardly be aghast at someone eating breakfast at breakfast time. They are loons.It also coincided with her " breakfasting"
What a melt.
There have been so many threads on Mumsnet over the years similar to ‘I am mortified I was breastfeeding and someone knocked on the door and I put the baby down and opened the door with my boobs out’ so I’m sure toast is really the least of what the driver sees on a daily basisThen open the door with toast in hand. The driver will hardly be aghast at someone eating breakfast at breakfast time. They are loons.
How does she know that? Has he told her?Well the delivery driver was a “man that couldn’t touch alcohol because of his religious beliefs” and of all the delivery drivers she has he is the most troublesomeso I’m afraid you might have to add that one to your list my love
It was all a big fuss over a minor inconvenience. Yes she’s disabled and that should be acknowledged but she’d got up and got out of the shower it wasn’t as if she was in bed and couldn’t get up and he left all her shopping outside.Then open the door with toast in hand. The driver will hardly be aghast at someone eating breakfast at breakfast time. They are loons.
Of course not. Because it’s bullshit. She’s clearly just one of those loons who doesn’t like the idea of a brown man fondling her comestibles.How does she know that? Has he told her?
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