Shit please don’t tell my best friends boyfriends cousin or “A” as I called her that “B” told “C” about her husbands affair with “As” nanny and “B” was delivering ironing to “C” because she’s totally skint and can’t afford to feed her children (her ex”D”) on the one day she answered the door and saw it all…. Please?I know exactly who you are!
Shit please don’t tell my best friends boyfriends cousin or “A” as I called her that “B” told “C” about her husbands affair with “As” nanny and “B” was delivering ironing to “C” because she’s totally skint and can’t afford to feed her children (her ex”D”) on the one day she answered the door and saw it all…. Please?
I cannot stop laughing at autocarrot.Autocarrot
She just needs a good sports bra, I wear an enell bra, not cheap but its like a corset and straps you down so you can run without fear of injuring yourself or passing pedestrians.A response on a thread for someone asking whether it’s normal for boobs to hurt when running. Because of course most people would go through surgery and opt to remove something they probably like for the sake of being able to go for a run
Will you please stop making a fool of me?You called
Oh that one was such a crock of shite. I think OP disappeared after she shared the fake text message and literally nobody believed it after that.For a place with so many teeny tinies, they sure have some large breasts. on that recent fake thread where the boyfriend invited people to the house who were not wearing “comfies” and the girlfriend of the friend had the audacity to be wearing a low-cut top, a whole slew of replies “I’m a G/H/K/L cup, but…”. I don’t think anyone was smaller than an F. I’m at an airport right now and looking around this departure area, even in Size Walmart Land, I don’t see anyone with such large breasts. I think they are mythical as the 6’4 husbands. But most of them have always had a casual relationship with the truth.
Yes, I think that bras are the one thing that really have succumbed to vanity sizing! I was always a C cup and without actually changing in size I now have to buy an F.Most of my friends have recalibrated their bra size in the new way of measuring and now have huge cup sizes. Even I have a C cup now and I was once told by an M&S bra fitter that my breasts were too small to feature on their sizing chart.
Mee tooo except it was Bhs. I was gutted !Most of my friends have recalibrated their bra size in the new way of measuring and now have huge cup sizes. Even I have a C cup now and I was once told by an M&S bra fitter that my breasts were too small to feature on their sizing chart.
Something similar happened when I was having a shoulder (I think) scan. The clinician wanted me to get closer to the scan plate and I just couldn’t. He was getting quite irate and eventually I said ‘I can’t, my tits are in the way’. It ended up in me doing some weird version of limbo, with most of my body under the machine.Sizing must be different in the UK. I’m a DD and that’s seen as massive here. I went to the optician last week for new glasses and I couldn’t get my chin onto the rest of the thing you look through because my chest was too large. The optician moved it to the furthest setting and then sighed and she said “I don’t know what else to do. This wasn’t designed for someone with such large breasts”. And we both joked it was obviously designed by a man.
In the West of Scotland “house coat” means dressing gown, and it’s a -gasp- working class term. My gran would say house coat. OP better be careful she’s not chased off the site with pitchforks.Have you seen the one about the OPs husband crying on the sofa in his ‘house coat’ because his lifestyle forum has been shut down?
Is she married to Jolyon Maugham? She may have thought "kimono" was too outing. Did she mention any fox-related hobbies?
EDIT because bastarding autocarrot changed "Jolson" to "Jolson". Probably want to cash in on
from an earlier post
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