I’ll also be holding my 6ft 2, 6-figure earning, husband closer (in my very slim arms) tonight #ThoughtsandPrayers
Mumsnet #38 imagine spending £100 on a notebook and writing 'bleach arsehole' in it
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I shall be shaking and crying while holding the DCoroner tonight . I just don't know what I'm going to tell him though
``I suggest she also logs it with 111 (or somewhere with many numbers, anyway) and books a free half-hour with a solicitor. You know it makes sense.
You sound like hard work.
I feel sorry for your children.
Someone will report you.
That’s too many carbs.
I would never eat UPFs.
^^^ any combination of those!
Ugh they are all just going to lap up this story aren’t they
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I'm so glad now I was out getting drunk and not watching Eurovision.
There is no space in my life formore satanic dark erotica.
There is no space in my life for
Indeed. They make most of it up at MNHQ in any case.
But… surely she’s a Poor? <head tilt> I don’t think my Julian could get an erection for someone who hasn’t got 2 oxbridge degrees and a 6 figure salary.Maybe he is cheating…..
…with the cleaner
Anyone want to ride the “going straight to hell bus” with me? This post is regarding seeing the Aurora and it’s giving me vibes of “plz let me win this as it would mean so much to me and my little family/is this still available/can you deliver?”.
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Tell me you’re about to be blind-sided when your husband has an affair without telling me. £180.
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There is a thread going about the cinema, is it a treat or an every day thing. Naturally most posts are about the costs but then this little gem has popped up.
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Hang on, we're missing something important here: the cleaner doesn't wear a uniform?
What's the world coming to when thechav char doesn't wear a suitable overall, preferably accessorised with hair in curlers & hairnet and a bucket and mop?
Obviously the obligatory drooping fag in mouth is no longer acceptable, but she could at least chew gum.
I mean... Sod the affair rumours - the neighbours could think it's OP's friend!
Or - far worse - a relative!!
I'm shaking and crying just writing this
What's the world coming to when the
Obviously the obligatory drooping fag in mouth is no longer acceptable, but she could at least chew gum.
I mean... Sod the affair rumours - the neighbours could think it's OP's friend!
Or - far worse - a relative!!
I'm shaking and crying just writing this
A cleaner? I don’t understand, surely the maids do all that?
In the eurovision thread someone has said that the UK gave Israel 12 points because we won't be drawn into the woke agenda.....so good to know that genocide is now woke too. 
Considering some of the stuff kids come up with when “playing imaginatively together”, I think I’d prefer the cinema tbh
She deliberately goes to a pub, disturbing other people enjoying a quiet cuppa and cake, to hold her non stop, loud calls and meetings. How considerate of her
.This reminded me of the numerous "Everyone thinks I'm in my 20s when I'm really 96" threads:
Simone Lia: Young lady – cartoon https://www.theguardian.com/culture...mone-lia-young-lady-cartoon?CMP=share_btn_url
If it ever happens to me (recent example was someone saying to my 27 year old daughter "What does your sister think?") I immediately know they're being ironic and/or patronising.
Would love to exist in a bubble of self delusion like an MNer.
Simone Lia: Young lady – cartoon https://www.theguardian.com/culture...mone-lia-young-lady-cartoon?CMP=share_btn_url
If it ever happens to me (recent example was someone saying to my 27 year old daughter "What does your sister think?") I immediately know they're being ironic and/or patronising.
Would love to exist in a bubble of self delusion like an MNer.
Plot twist - the MNer is having an affair with someone from the pub.
A relatives kids were ‘playing’ in the garden the other day and when we went into the kitchen to get a drink (just water no snacks, to stay slim) we heard the 7 year old say to the 5 year old ‘you lay there… cos you’re the dead one’
Did you see the one about how it's so cheap for them because they are capable of watching a film without snacking or drinking themselves into diabetes. Did a such a giant eye roll I pulled a muscle.
We rarely go to the cinema now, maybe 3 times a year cos a) the films are tit, but mainly b) if I can't afford 30 quids worth of all the delicious salt and sugar they sell what is the point?. Just watch a film at home, telly's are big now.
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