how the fuck can you eat 7 bowls of All BranStay clear of the All-Bran, though. There was a post from somebody who had eaten 7 bowls this morning...
You'd be arse-welded to the toilet the next morning!how the fuck can you eat 7 bowls of All Bran
must be like chewing cardboardhow the fuck can you eat 7 bowls of All Bran
Oh FFS I wish she'd give up, it's ridiculous fabricated nonsense and the twattish Mumsnet cheerleaders are complete imbeciles for even thinking it might be true.and the story continues - Babs and her bush bullied by the Pretty Boy Gardener
They are obsessed with poo, even ordinary non-poo troll mumsnetters like to talk about their bowel movements and flatulence, like a bunch of six year olds.I'm not sure what's worse the fact that OP had 7 bowls of all bran because someone told her to, or that all the other posters are asking for updates on whether she has had a shit yet. Please can we not start that trend here?
Suzy Lamplugh with meningitis, no less.You know you’ve found peak MN when someone oversleeping and being late for work is compared to Suzy Lamplugh.
Back in the 90s, when it was all about exciting vinegars, a friend went to a dinner party at which the host was making a salad that was meant to be dressed with raspberry vinegar. She’d had none so had substituted it with raspberry yoghurt.The worst thing I've ever eaten was at a friend's house. She wasn't known for being a good cook, but surpassed herself that night with "Chicken Divan": bits of chicken mixed with condensed cream of chicken soup, mayonnaise, curry powder and water chestnuts! As if that wasn't bad enough, the recipe said to mix cornflakes with melted butter to make a delicious crunchy topping...
She didn't have cornflakes and butter in so she topped it with marge and bloody Bran Flakes!
She really hated me, didn't she?
(Sorry! Should have explained this was promoted by the mentioning of All Bran. It's not just a sudden cry for help or something. Mayber the MNers would appreciate the recipe. Being faced with that would certainly help you stay teeny-tiny)
I've never heard of Chicken Divan. I am inspired to try this recipe for lunch tomorrow but I don't hate my husband and son enough to inflict that concoction on themThe worst thing I've ever eaten was at a friend's house. She wasn't known for being a good cook, but surpassed herself that night with "Chicken Divan": bits of chicken mixed with condensed cream of chicken soup, mayonnaise, curry powder and water chestnuts! As if that wasn't bad enough, the recipe said to mix cornflakes with melted butter to make a delicious crunchy topping...
She didn't have cornflakes and butter in so she topped it with marge and bloody Bran Flakes!
She really hated me, didn't she?
(Sorry! Should have explained this was promoted by the mentioning of All Bran. It's not just a sudden cry for help or something. Mayber the MNers would appreciate the recipe. Being faced with that would certainly help you stay teeny-tiny)
Oh my God, delurking to say Mrs Levinson really is the ultimate Mumsnetter isn’t she? Passive aggressive sneering bitch, lies about being wealthy with a successful DH. She should be their mascot.The ones that amuse me are the cleaner complaints ones. Mumsnetters on six figure salaries, managing teams but can't have a reasonable frank conversation with their cleaner. They missed a skirting board so I'm going to text them to say don't come anymore. Everyone agrees that the scum bag cleaner needs to go!
"Iris. There's a cobweb on the bannister. Would you be able to get the duster out and remove it please?"
"Yes Mrs Levinson. No problem"
The end.
God - that's brought back memories!Back in the 90s, when it was all about exciting vinegars, a friend went to a dinner party at which the host was making a salad that was meant to be dressed with raspberry vinegar. She’d had none so had substituted it with raspberry yoghurt.
Oh god this gives me flashbacks of the dish my friend served me when we went on a self catering holiday with her 3 kids and my Dd, its was her kids favourite she said. It was disgusting. Corned beef casserole she called it. Ugh, it was a tin of corned beef cubed and heated up in a tin of cheap watery tomato soup and served with boiled potatoes. My poor DDs face when presented with this abomination still gives me ptsd.The worst thing I've ever eaten was at a friend's house. She wasn't known for being a good cook, but surpassed herself that night with "Chicken Divan": bits of chicken mixed with condensed cream of chicken soup, mayonnaise, curry powder and water chestnuts! As if that wasn't bad enough, the recipe said to mix cornflakes with melted butter to make a delicious crunchy topping...
She didn't have cornflakes and butter in so she topped it with marge and bloody Bran Flakes!
She really hated me, didn't she?
(Sorry! Should have explained this was promoted by the mentioning of All Bran. It's not just a sudden cry for help or something. Mayber the MNers would appreciate the recipe. Being faced with that would certainly help you stay teeny-tiny)
I did check the recipe on Google, in case I was getting real life mixed up with fever dreams again, and it's there if you ever get the urge. Some recipes suggest broccoli instead of water chestnuts which might make it marginally less disgusting and the be-marged Bran Flakes made it far, far worse - I don't think anyone else would think that a reasonable swap.I've never heard of Chicken Divan. I am inspired to try this recipe for lunch tomorrow but I don't hate my husband and son enough to inflict that concoction on them
This sounds like something my mother in law makes. When I first went round for tea (think dinner to most people) back in the early days she explained what she was making and it sounded rank. But in this one there's no water chestnuts and she topped it with ritz crackers and loads of cheese instead of bran flakes. Surprisingly it was actually really niceI did check the recipe on Google, in case I was getting real life mixed up with fever dreams again, and it's there if you ever get the urge. Some recipes suggest broccoli instead of water chestnuts which might make it marginally less disgusting and the be-marged Bran Flakes made it far, far worse - I don't think anyone else would think that a reasonable swap.
I've also got a feeling that a contestant on "Come Dine with Me" (the cookery contest for people who can't cook) did it once too.
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