We're having wine for dinner at this rate. It's too nice to cook and I can't be bothered dragging myself into the kitchen.
Think of the calories saved though.
We're having wine for dinner at this rate. It's too nice to cook and I can't be bothered dragging myself into the kitchen.I've just said I'm going to make a big salad for dinner....shall I hand in my tattle card at the door
Is his hobby going to strip clubs?I’d love to know the ratio of real to made up posts on mumsnet. I can just imagine someone really bored folding the washing and coming up with some totally random situation and posting it on MN and really living it. Like “just folding the washing and found a number in DHs pocket. I called it from a withheld and it’s my ex best friend who is a narcissist and treat me terribly especially on her hen do when she made me sleep in the fold out bed. I found out they’d slept together before we were in a relationship. She always flirted with him but she is a flirt. My DH has been going to his hobby more recently. Should I be worried?”
They need to bring Solero and Calippo shots back.I'm waiting for the this weather is sooo hot. I hate it. I want to snuggle under my smelly blanket and drink hot choc.
Fuck off and have a solero.
Im stealing Fuck off and have a Solero as my new catchphrase. I might actually have it engraved on my gravestone.I'm waiting for the this weather is sooo hot. I hate it. I want to snuggle under my smelly blanket and drink hot choc.
Fuck off and have a solero.
That’s some stretch! However, anyone old enough to remember poor Suzy must be over 50 and ergo senile.You know you’ve found peak MN when someone oversleeping and being late for work is compared to Suzy Lamplugh.
Just when you think they cant be anymore cunty, they drag poor Suzy Lamplugh into a thread.That’s some stretch! However, anyone old enough to remember poor Suzy must be over 50 and ergo senile.
The sun is shining, I had a nurse check up this morning and have lost 5kg since January.
I’m celebrating with a fucking huge run and Coke and a Cadbury’s chocolate trifle #fatcow #notfrench
Back in the day when I had periods, it was really the only time I was interested in chocolate. My husband was often despatched, at 2:00am, to the all night garage to purchase (approx.) 15 chocolate bars for me because I couldn't decide what sort of chocolate I wanted.We've got a greedy husband thread on AIBU, DH steals my snacks. It is "lighthearted" but of course you have the LTB brigade coming in and saying how their husband wouldn't be so greedy to steal their snacks etc etc
And as you would guess, someone has suggested replacing with laxatives...
It’s fine. Tomorrow I’m on water and a cursory glance at a lettuce leafIs this MN? You go running and take cocaine like ALL of their friendship group consisting entirely of headteachers, barristers and captains of industry? I suppose you couldn't admit to the trifle UPF abomination over there, though, so I sympathise with your desire to confess. Read Why People Eat Too Much and BIWI will advise you how to never allow another filthy carb into your body.
Wine?We're having wine for dinner at this rate. It's too nice to cook and I can't be bothered dragging myself into the kitchen.
Think of the calories saved though.
Hopefully the greedy husbands will leave their size french wives and shack up with the fat nurses.We've got a greedy husband thread on AIBU, DH steals my snacks. It is "lighthearted" but of course you have the LTB brigade coming in and saying how their husband wouldn't be so greedy to steal their snacks etc etc
And as you would guess, someone has suggested replacing with laxatives...
Just call me septic Pegand the story continues - Babs and her bush bullied by the Pretty Boy Gardener
Oh I could murder a bowl of Special K right now. I bet they've fucked with it though and it doesn't taste the same.Remember the good old days when a bowl of pasta and special K were ‘healthy’. I miss those days.
Just call me septic Peg
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Oh I could murder a bowl of Special K right now. I bet they've fucked with it though and it doesn't taste the same.
I don't think it's all bran I need to stay away from as much as that particular posters toilet.....Stay clear of the All-Bran, though. There was a post from somebody who had eaten 7 bowls this morning...
She really is loving her 15 mins of MN fame isn’t she. We are now getting live updates from her hospital bed. Oh and still casting her make believe filmChrist that allotment thing is still going?! FOUR THREADS?!
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